On screen
Cast
45 credited performers
Steve Coogan
Alan Partridge
Steve Brown
Glenn Ponder
Rebecca Front
Sue Lewis
Patrick Marber
Forbes McAllister
David Schneider
Clown Leader
Artwork unavailable
Melanie Hudson
Punk Band Member
Artwork unavailable
Sarah Cameron
Clown
Doon Mackichan
Shona McGough
John Thomson
Joe Beasley
Artwork unavailable
Sam Cavalli-Green
Sam Hunt
Shend
The Band
Artwork unavailable
Kate Stubbs
Band Member
Minnie Driver
Daniella Forest
Michelle Collins
Le Mesmer's Assistant
Artwork unavailable
Jean Ainslie
Elsie Morgan
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Edwina Day
Georgina Clarke
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Gabrielle Hamilton
Anna Wiley
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Hot Pants
Dancers
Ben Moor
Clown
Matt Green
Model (uncredited)
Chris Morris
Matt (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Philippe Smolikowski
Alain Perdix (uncredited)
Alan Ford
Terry Norton
Felix Dexter
Ronald Biggs
Linda Broughton
Mary Partridge
Artwork unavailable
Barbara Durkin
Lisa Thornton (Contestant #3)
Artwork unavailable
Carl Forgione
David Harrison
Sean Gilder
Liam Partridge
Artwork unavailable
Louis Hammond
Character not listed
Artwork unavailable
Garry Roost
Bald Brummie
Artwork unavailable
Bill Stewart
Terry Norton
Christian Colson
Coffin Carrier
Artwork unavailable
Cheryl Dempsey
Siobhan Gluckowski (Contestant #5)
Artwork unavailable
Julian French
Uncle Pete
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Peter Leafe
Bald Brummie
Vanessa Upton
Maria McNulty (Contestant #4)
Artwork unavailable
Richard Claxton
Dean Maclean
Artwork unavailable
Danny Worters
Scott Maclean
Tony Haase
Producer
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Peter Oxley
Doctor
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Sarah Wynter
Floor Manager
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Charlotte Andrew
Dancer
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Lene Langgaard
Dancer
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Tim Usher
CID Officer
Artwork unavailable
Justine King
Susan Atkinson (Contestant #1)