On screen
Cast
87 credited performers
Kevin Heffernan
Chief Terry McConky
Steve Lemme
Captain Eddie Penisi
Hassie Harrison
Lucy McConky
Marcus Henderson
Granville “Granny” Smith
Gabriel Hogan
Ike Crystal
Eugene Cordero
Andy Myawani
Heather Mazur
Vicky
Paul Soter
Wolf
Suzy Nakamura
Linda Price
Buck Heffernan
Hunter
James Paxton
Gene
Tammy Tavares
Jean
Michelle Ortiz
Ophelia
Noureen DeWulf
Donna
Alexie Gilmore
Hunter's Mom
Maria Russell
Lt. Salazar
Dennis Gubbins
Blammo the Clown
Phil Hudson
Phil
Inga Cadranel
Inferna
Joe Pantoliano
Eddie Penisi Sr.
Jamie Kaler
Captain Polonsky
Michael Yurchak
Ken Walthers
Jessica Meraz
Character not listed
Jimmy Tatro
Character not listed
Andy St. Clair
Character not listed
Celeste Pechous
Laura
Martin Starr
Tothar
Maria Edible
Penny
Nat Faxon
Frenchie
Sofia Ghavami
Dance Instructor
Damion Poitier
Manager
Brett Davis
Shorty
Jeff Pierre
Captain Tad
Pierson Fodé
Jan Damme
Gabrielle Lane
Jenny
Tyler Tomás Perez
Miles Longpeter
James Grace
Santa Joe
Natisha Anderson
Mrs. Santa
Randy Liedtke
Tripping Santa
Jared Wernick
Sweater Guy
Stephen Stanton
Pipey (voice)
Andrew Hawtrey
Dad
Corwin Allard
Tween
Victor Samuel Lopez
Eyeball Guy
David Ury
Buffalo Phil
Nelson Cheng
Bloody Stump Guy
Diane Mizota
Reporter
Lee Jones
Executioner
Roy Jenkins
Dentist
Kimia Behpoornia
CEO
Anna Lamadrid
Marketing Exec
Stipe Miocic
Stipe
Candace Smith
Rosa Roberts
Pam Trotter
Nurse
J. Rene Pena
Female Patron
Nathan Dana Aldrich
Male Patron
Whitney Cummings
Courtney
Tor Brown
Male Bystander
David Shreibman
Eddie Double Dance
Carl W. Crudup
Elderly Man
Bret Ernst
Captain Palantonio
Carlos Lemme
Kid
Ryan Barnett
Puppeteer
Flula Borg
Antonin Aroma
Amanda Fields
Showgirl
Jessica Lowe
Delilah
Jon Rudnitsky
Jerry Jr
Yasmine Aker
Anita Worthy
Gillian Vigman
Felicity
Helena Mattsson
Ulsa
Beth Dover
CeCe
David Koechner
Bernard Spatchcock
Abigaille Ozrey
Twin #1
Emily Ozrey
Twin #2
Madison McGraw
Twin #3
Amiyah McGraw
Twin #4
Robert Costanzo
Enzo
Nicole Andrews
Gina
Taylor Krasne
Teenage Girl
Jim Rash
CEO Frank Drake
Suzanne Gutierrez
Frantic Woman
Karina Wolfe
Wendy
Kassandra Mahea
Olive
Tony Danza
Lawrence
Andrea De Oliveira
Maria
Colleen Foy
Sign Language Interpreter
James O'Halloran
Male Firefighter