On screen
Cast
268 credited performers
John Larroquette
John Hemingway
Liz Torres
Mahalia Sanchez
Daryl Mitchell
Dexter Wilson
Chi McBride
Heavy Gene
Lenny Clarke
Adam Hampton
Gigi Rice
Carly Watkins
Elizabeth Berridge
Eve Eggers
Bill Morey
Oscar
Alison La Placa
Catherine Merrick
John F. O'Donohue
Max Dumas
Jazzmun
Pat
David Crosby
Chester
David Shawn Michaels
Teddi
Omri Katz
Tony Hemingway
John Diehl
Chris
Jerry Lambert
Kevin
Mayim Bialik
Rachel Hemingway
Cu Ba Nguyen
Kevin
Jonathan Schmock
Man
Ryan Stiles
CIA Agent Kinkaid
Ted McGinley
Karl Reese
Richard Assad
Mr. Soulaymanulo
Gary Beach
Dan Caffee
Mary Jo Keenen
Sweetie Jo Caffee
Eric Christmas
Man in Phone Booth
Donna Mills
Carol
Miguel Pérez
Stewie Sr.
Lea DeLaria
Lorelei
T'Keyah Crystal Keymáh
Sara Jones
Tim Daly
Thor Merrick
Victor Raider-Wexler
Man
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
Woman
Alexis Baca
Character not listed
Holly Fulger
Penelope
Essence Atkins
Jocelyn
Timothy Stack
Irv Feinberg
Dirk Blocker
Tom Tuttle
Wendy Schaal
Brenda
Beah Richards
Emma
Rue McClanahan
Rue McClanahan
Ted Shackelford
Jim Matthews
James Greene
Mike O'Donnel
Marion Ross
Ruth Eggers
Kevin Michael Richardson
Curtis
Ralph Manza
Rudy
Lenny Wolpe
Dr. Lewis
Furley Lumpkin
Customer
Matthew Perry
Steven
Len Lesser
Preacher
William Utay
Christpher
Art LaFleur
Al
Christine Dunford
Con Woman
Doris Roberts
Mrs. Shenker
Deezer D
The Robber
John Bellucci
Mike
Martin Garner
Leonard Shenker
Glenn Shadix
Walker
Peter Murnik
Bob
Darwyn Carson
Woman
Anthony Russell
Louis
Micah Dyer
Sailor
Kathleen York
Lisa
Gary Barrett
Kid
Jack Kenny
Todd
June Lockhart
John's Mother
Slappy White
Slappy
Patricia Childress
Lori
Louis Mustillo
Thief
Abdul Salaam El Razzac
Clyde
Kathleen Campbell
Woman
Clifton Davis
Jada Sweet
Chris Stacy
Dennis
Andy Garrison
Businessman
Bumper Robinson
The Iceman
Art Metrano
Jim
Bill Erwin
Man
Ernie Lee Banks
Man
Jason Stuart
Chris
Lee Ryan
Bill
Victor Wilson
Steven
Michael McDonald
Phil
Tudi Roche
Karen
Tyler Gurciullo
Timmy
Peter Crombie
Ted Slattery
Don McManus
Steve Hitler
David Byron
Firpo
Zak Knutson
Hanz
Joe Namath
Joe Montana
Dinah Manoff
Kelly
Adele Malis-Morey
Carol
Matt Borlenghi
Bobby
Dion DiMucci
Dion
Robert Miranda
Morrie
Chris Spencer
Marine
Sarah Martineck
Mary Sue
Jay Kerr
Mickey
Pat Millicano
Dave
Michelle Simms
Yvonne
Nita Talbot
Woman
Bobcat Goldthwait
Bob Barker
Dean Hill
Man
Steve Sheridan
Man
Richard Venture
Simmons
Patti D'Arbanville
Big Linda
Bertila Damas
Consuela
Mark Blankfield
Carl Pfaff
Richard Schiff
Wilson
Gracie Harrison
Polly
Fred Asparagus
Tarok
Edward Hibbert
Winston
Nora Kariya
Mrs. Tarok
Molly Shannon
Vivian
Ellen Albertini Dow
Old Woman
Lane Davies
Artie Fogle
Thomas Kopache
Sal DalBazzo
Humberto Ortiz
Dante
O-Lan Jones
Helen
Ed Marques
Lunatic
Marsha Warfield
Tawny
Mummenschanz
Mummenschanz
Jack Kehler
Dave
Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci
Eugene Roche
Mr. Hampton
F.X. Vitolo
Harvey
Mike Starr
David Coltrane
Nicholas Hormann
Mr. Collier
Cheryl 'Salt' James
Ronnette
Sean Whitesell
Man
Graham Jarvis
Dr. Kaufman
John Vargas
Albert Garcia
Jane Lynch
Mary Travers
Nathan Morris
Self - Boyz II Men
Shawn Stockman
Self - Boyz II Men
Michael McCary
Self - Boyz II Men
Wanyá Morris
Self - Boyz II Men
Don Hepner
Man
Harper Roisman
Mr. Fishburn
Kimberly Russell
Johnnie Hemingway
Dick Martin
Bill Eggers
Roscoe Lee Browne
Mr. Davis
Michael Colyar
Lou Friedman
Larry Coven
Customer
Charles Emmett
Black Cop
Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman
Gunther Jensen
Jailer
Janine Jordae
Lady
Mila Kunis
Lucy Sanchez
David Cassidy
Jefferson Kelly
Michael Worth
Uri
John Apicella
Husband
Joey Lawrence
Sonny Watkins
Courtney Chase
Marjorie
Bob Clendenin
Lefty Martin
Kathy Brett
Waitress
Cheryl Tiegs
Lola Valenti
Rick Hurst
Richard
Rip Torn
Bernard Galvin
David "Puck" Rainey
Richie
Karyn Parsons
Annie
Henry Gibson
Priest
Kimberly Campbell
Tiffany Younger
David Pressman
Michael Walker
Scottio Arnold
Man
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Dave Wilson
Bette Rae
Woman
Vickilyn Reynolds
Woman
Stan Ivar
David McKenna
Roger Eschbacher
Tommy
Phil Hartman
Otto Friedling
Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Ben Meyerson
Charles
Cynthena Sanders
Young Woman
John Caponera
John Johnson
Jeff Austin
Maitre D'
Ron Litman
Shady Character
Yvette Freeman
Mrs. Wilson
Patrick Rowe
Watch Vendor
Kevin Marshall Brady
Lawyer
Richard Mulligan
Richard Hemingway
Benjamin Larroquette
Johnny
Brant von Hoffman
Sky Diving Instructor
Dann Florek
Winters Lennox
Lisa Mende
Stenographer
Ellis Williams
Security Guard
Sid Melton
Sweetcakes
Mark Wheatle
Man
Hal Fort Atkinson
Army General
Mark Roberts
Gary
Warren Frost
Professor Nolfi
Brenda Strong
Christine Taylor
J.P. Manoux
Student
Christina Solis
Woman
Alex Meneses
Venus
Tyrone Mitchell
Tyrone Briscoe
April Ortiz
Maria
Paul Parducci
Big Moe Lyman
Don Reed
Announcer
Charles Robinson
Norm Jones
Time Winters
Patient
Will Jeffries
Congressman
Victor Contreras
Best Man
Mark Morante
Head Usher
Helen Keaney
Tracy
Ann Magnuson
Amanda Cox
Jo De Winter
Louise Merrick
Frank Novak
Fireman
Harry Anderson
Dr. Gates
George Hamilton
George Hamilton
Kathleen Garrett
Linda Armstrong
Nancy Linehan Charles
Carol
Joe Lando
Todd
Jacqueline Obradors
Myra Fuentes
Max Wright
Jackson Bishop
Fabiana Udenio
Paulina Bishop
Betty White
Betty White
Estelle Getty
Estelle Getty
David Landsberg
Man
Mike Saccone
Buck
Larry Poindexter
Dr. Tim
Juliana Donald
Isabella
Carlos Lacámara
Armando
Robert Covarrubias
Tomas
Jhoanna Flores
5th Grader
Ria Pavia
Amy
Donnie Jeffcoat
Kyle
Michael Kassett
Dr. Coleman
Bill Macy
Charlie
Nestor Carbonell
Felicio
Michael B. Silver
Scott
Robertson Dean
Editor
Paul Collins
Moderator
Rob LaBelle
Dr. Kinney
Michael Quill
Reporter
Jill Talley
Woman
Michael Halpin
Gary
Jerry Hauck
Minister
Bruce Thomas
David
Judy Johnson
Woman
William Hubbard Knight
Doctor
Mary Kay Adams
Bunny Abelson
Mario Montez
Elsa
Mirron E. Willis
Umba!Wa
Brad Lewis
Dante
Mario Rendon
Stewie Jr.
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
Mr. Hunter
Ray Charles
Ray Charles
Gretchen German
Dr. Lisa Snee
Rick Batalla
Pa'ab
Andrew J. Ferchland
Jason Hoodak
Marcelo Tubert
Pa'ab's Uncle
Jimmie Walker
Slyde Wilson
Paul Willson
Harrison Leeworth
Jim Kamm
Officer Green
Fred Sanders
Lance The EPA Guy
Richard Vidan
Susan
Pat Crawford Brown
Chris' Mom
Philip Baker Hall
Mr. Frank
Ryan Reynolds
Tony Hemingway
Erick Avari
Targ
Bill Birch
Chad
Malinda Williams
Shanelle
Murphy Dunne
Mr. Salinger
John O'Hurley
Character not listed
Francis X. McCarthy
Fred
Rappin' Granny
Babette
William Carroll Schilling
Whitey
David Koff
Guy
Elizabeth Cookson
Gretchen McCarthy