On screen
Cast
37 credited performers
Emma Roberts
Lena Haloway
Billy Campbell
Thomas Fineman
Gregg Sulkin
Julian Fineman
Ian Anthony Dale
Liam
Michael Michele
Elyse Hargrove
Erin Cahill
Rachel Haloway
Melinda McGraw
Lydia
Jeanine Mason
Hana Tate
Corey Reynolds
Tack
Daren Kagasoff
Alex Sheathes
Melinda Y. Cohen
Lena's Mother
Santiago Segura
Billy
Linc Hand
Officer
Brenda Koo
Ren
Eliza Dushku
Character not listed
Sela Ward
Character not listed
Heather Locklear
Character not listed
Ian McNeice
Character not listed
Ciarán Hinds
Character not listed
Megan Fox
Banes / Herself - Megan Fox (archive footage)
Janet Montgomery
Character not listed
Jason Biggs
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Glenn Keogh
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William Sadler
John (archive footage)
Chris Owen
Fiance
David Jensen
Character not listed
Shiri Appleby
Herself
Kellie Martin
Herself
Lacey Chabert
Character not listed
Kirk Cameron
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Shannen Doherty
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Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (archive footage)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin (archive footage)
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Quagmire (archive footage)
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (archive footage)
Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown (voice)
John Viener
Character not listed