On screen
Cast
201 credited performers
Michael Hayes
Dave
Ajay Chhabra
Anil
Michael Winsor
Basil Brush
Christopher Pizzey
Stephen
Georgina Leonidas
Molly
Laura Evans
Madison
Don Austen
Bingo Brush / Cousin Mortimer
Michael Byers
Liam
India de Beaufort
India
Janine Vieira
Lucy
Madeline Castrey
Lucy
Laurie Ventry
Job Centre Clerk
Jodie Scott
Amanda
Tisha Martin
Ella
Milton Johns
Mr. Rossiter
Ian Palmer
News Badger
Sheila Clark
Roxy
Darren Jordon
Newsreader
Ellie Crisell
Newsreader
Jake Thornton
Jeff the Plumber
Max Moran
Nasty Schoolboy
Robin Sebastian
Dale - Lotso Host
Sally Reeve
Hassiba
John Henry Keating
Dustman #2
Nicholas Caunter
Headmaster
Robert Shaw Cameron
TV Executive
Rob Curling
Newsreader
Ashley Cook
Police Officer
Doug Rollins
Headmaster
Alana Maria
Annette Curtan
Susie Johns
Lady Shiverington
Timothy Watson
Julian
Cal Freestone
Yvonne
Lizo Mzimba
News Reporter
Andrew Bradley
Albert Kirk
Ian Keith
Dad
Bella Emberg
Aunt
Shaun Williamson
Evil Furniture Genius
Paul Danan
Referee
Richard Lord
Cameraman
Maurice Thorogood
Dracula
Simon Ludders
Vermokiller
Jeff Stevenson
Deliveryman
Jeremy Turner-Welch
Oliver
Elisabeth Charbonneau
American Woman
Randall Berger
American Man
Matilda Thorpe
Justin's Mother
Harry Goldstraw
Justin
Charlotte Hamilton
Cronie 1
Meg Bowe-Binnersley
Cronie 2
Nigel Cooper
Horrible Boy
Sarah Farooqui
Café Woman
Jane Gurnett
Dame Rosy Future
Amy Hill
TV Production Assistant
Hannah Cresswell
Miss Pike
Surendra Kochar
Auntie Bharti
Ben Forster
Inland Revenue Man
Michael Jayes
Oddball Art Collector
Johnny Amobi
Meanie
Kemlyn McCullagh
Mr AngryMan's
Ian McCaskill
Weatherman
Naomi Kerbel
Daisy
Tom Mullion
Ronnie
Tom Sangster
Trev Dunfermline
Tim Stedman
Beekeeper
Peter Sissons
Newsreader
Tony Haase
Tramp / Lord Fothergill cum Hardy
Stephen Marcus
Santa Claus
Simon Pearsall
Dull Man
Kate Copstick
Dull Woman
Gary McDonald
Mr X
Michael Fish
Weatherman
Rhiannon Duffin
Hippie Chick
Myra Sands
Career Advisor
Paul Tyreman
Businessman
Jeff Harding
Healthy Harry
Sunny Hoyle
Robin
Joseph Williams
Herbert
Junior James
Hugo
Sean Baker
Humphrey
Dominic Borrelli
Dad
Stuart Milligan
Archie Bison
Jo Bingham
Mum
Barry McCullagh
Son
Bradley Walsh
Mr Savage
The Cornwallis School
St Nigel's Football Team
Aron Paramor
Vinnie
Melody Schroeder
Floor Manager
Eric Richard
Pirate
James Seager
Casting Man
Maria Charles
Mrs String
Cate Debenham-Taylor
Tiffany Wexford
Doyne Byrd
Prison Governor
Jude Mitson
Job Centre Clerk
Ross Burden
Celebrity Chef
Eamonn Holmes
Himself
Ainsley Harriott
As Himself
Howard Gossington
Trevor
Dougal Irvine
New Mr Stephen
Michael Jenn
Ivan Tabiteyeredov
Janet Henfrey
Aunt Quartermass
Phil Nice
Dustman #1
Robert Jezek
Karl Lagertopp
Kevin Sweeney
Mummy
John Albasiny
Salvation Army Officer
Heather Robbins
Marie-Lou Kirk
Andrew Robb
Mr Bruce
Takatsuna Mukai
Japanese Man
Rachel Seabourne
Jo Jo
Lucy Seabourne
Jo Jo
Barry Bloxham
Geoff
Lucinda Cowden
Manon
Katrine Bach
Woman in Suit
Adam Stafford
Recovery Man
James Flynn
Maitre D
Olivia Lee
Kelly Foxwell
Greg Donaldson
Tel Willard
Andrew Dickens
Simon Cruel
Samantha Harrison
Charlotte
Huw Higginson
Charlotte's Father
Matt Hebden
Bradley Badford
Stephen Ferrer
The Stone
Richard Llyod-King
Bob
Roy Barraclough
Kindly Man
James Fain
Man on Bridge
James G. Fain
Anatoly
Darren Gooding
Boris
Sam Vincenti
Vladimir
Alexa Asjes
Svetlana
Tracy Kashi
Reporter 1
Veronica Clifford
Aunt Maddie
Rory Hannah
Detective
Patrick Cody
Till Repairman
Ian Male
T Bone
Paul Tadman
Fat Barry
Robert Kazinsky
Sven Garley
Laura Strachan
Journalist
Allyson Brown
Presenter
Jack Sandle
Jason
Nichola Theobald
Nell
Walter van Dyk
Gordon Ramsbottom
Jolana Lee
Singing Telegram
David Schaal
Army Officer
Warren Donnelly
Scientist
Charlotte Hudson
Scientist
Nicolas Coucos
Marti Spielbeard
Colin Smalek
Aaron
John Rose
Hollywood Stephen
Amy Louise Pemberton
Hollywood Molly
Steven France
Hollywood Dave
Sarah Cawood
Celebrity Reporter
Mackay Crawford
Recording Engineer
Joe Sims
Thug
Stephanie Ainsworth
Journalist
William Maxwell
Electric Man
Christopher Wright
Headmaster
Sarah Maguire
Ingrid
John J Moore
Simon Claus
Mark Straker
Lawyer
Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss
Rock Fan
Stephanie Sen
Receptionist
Gregory Clarke
Waiter
Alison Thea-Skot
Maths Teacher
Andrea Sadler
French Teacher
Sarah Mann
Geography Teacher
Christian Jenner
Science Teacher
Velile Tshabalala
Nora
Terence Booth
Dr Macey
Amanda Brewster
Paramedic
Anna Southgate
Katie
Ayden Callaghan
Nurse Denham
Nick Hyde
Dr Howser
Sydney White
Billie Jo
Peter Eastland
Master of Ceremonies
Dyanne White
Dr Sterncracker
Clive Ward
TV Announcer
Genevieve Sanders
Aleesha
Nicola Keen
Miss Razorback
Ben Mars
Delivery Man
Camilla Dallerup
Donna
Tommy Sheen
Maurice Sylvester
Tabitha Law
Bambi La Fontaine
Charles Miller
Pianist
Ashley Brooke
Wanda
Richard Standing
Eddie
Jessica Lovely
Hannah Sade
Brendan Quinn
Uncle Brendan
Georgina French
Emma
Richard Ashton
Big Investor
Gabriella Atkinson
Netball Player
Stephen Weston
David
Shaun Prendergast
David's Father
Alfie Field
Young Producer
Julie Westwood
Y
Ali Natkiel
Man in Black
Ben Homewood
Millionaire
Clara Louise Chase
Government Official
Christopher Brand
Policeman
Peter Cocks
Tramp
Nicholas Asbury
Mr Poxman
Al Hunter Ashton
Orso