On screen
Cast
239 credited performers
Geoff Pierson
Jack Malloy
Kevin Connolly
Ryan Malloy
Nikki Cox
Tiffany Malloy
Justin Berfield
Ross Malloy
Bobcat Goldthwait
Mr. Floppy (voice)
Allan Trautman
Mr. Floppy (puppeteer)
Stephanie Hodge
Jennie Malloy
Joyce Van Patten
Maureen Slattery
Ant
Barry
Dana Daurey
Amber
Wendy Benson-Landes
Barbara Caufield
Frank Lloyd
Guard
Benjamin Shelfer
Beau
Kristanna Loken
Sable O'Brian
Deborah Kellner
Muffy
Faith Salie
Caitlin
Oliver Muirhead
Mr. Monteleone
Tom Myers
Man
Shonda Whipple
Angora
Joel Michaely
Paul
Maggie Lawson
Madolyn
Derek Sellers
Valet
Jean Speegle Howard
Miss Mugglesworth
Jessica Hahn
Miss Taylor
Jamie Kennedy
Stoney
Elisabeth Harnois
Patty
J. Stewart Burns
Elmo
Matthew Cox
Joey
Christina Moore
Cherri
Kimberly J. Brown
Helena
Mary Greenwood
Spice
Zach Chapman
Umlaut
Tommy Bertelsen
Little Ryan
Jeff Doucette
Coach
Blake Soper
Stoney
Michael Warwick
Gordy
John D. Beck
John
Christopher Kracker
Messenger
Scott Gurney
Dean Valentine
Karen Lynn Scott
Marilyn
Don Novello
Father Guido Sarducci
Jelene Daney
Mindy
Bridget Flanery
Bunny
Tony V.
David Mandel
Suanne Spoke
Prudish Woman
Dawn Fine
Singing Ballerina Clock (voice)
Brighton Hertford
Girl
Ossie Mair
Janitor
Kamala Dexter
Kami
Michael Hitchcock
Coach McNiff
Tamara Braun
Nell
Danielle Weeks
Jennifer
Drew Hayes
Tom
Kato Kaelin
Smoking Teacher
Chelsea Lynn
Little Tiffany
Hayden Panettiere
Little Girl
Aimee Warren
Twin #1
Danielle Warren
Twin #2
Michael Dubrow
Buzzcut Guy
Brett Stimely
Larry
David O'Donnell
Chuck
Steven Gilborn
Doctor
Betsy Monroe
Nurse Crenshaw
Thomas Myers
TV Evangelist (voice)
Stephen Kay
Salesman
Marnette Patterson
Cindy
Quinn Duffy
Matt Cochran
James Cooper
Gavin
Nicole Nagel
Amazon Woman
Andrea Bendewald
TV Newscaster
Momo Kimura
Japanese Kid
Dustin Voigt
Preppie Guy
Victoria Jackson
Susan
Diane Delano
Vic
Ian Patrick Williams
Ray Paul Jones
Sandy Sprung
Motel Manager
Dawn Landon
JJ
Scott Matthew Bloom
Football Player
Donna D'Errico
Fantasy Girl #1
Kristen Williams
Fantasy Girl #2
Richard Hoyt-Miller
Mailman Pops
Darcy Lee
French Teacher
Will Dimpflmaier
Mike
Kevin Scannell
Chipper Collins
Gary Coleman
Devil
Edmund L. Shaff
Insurance Guy
Craig Kvinsland
Jim
Judy Kain
Meter Maid
Eric Menyuk
Policeman
Murray Rubinstein
Guard
Donald Gibb
Spike
Gunther Jensen
Murderer
Mila Kunis
Chloe
Samantha Esteban
Cute Girl
Riki Rachtman
Riki Rachtman (voice)
John Patrick White
Danny
Priscilla Maye
Abbie
Gregory Polcyn
Lizard Agent
Kent Irwin
Pierre
Diane Farr
Michelle
Jackée Harry
Ms. Blake
J. Robin Miller
Agnes
Aquilina Soriano
Sushi
Lisa Malkiewicz
Crystal
Samantha Levitt
Amanda
Joshua Levey
Eugene
Seann William Scott
Moondoggie
Allen Scotti
Louie Louie
Kenneth Kimmins
Dean
Nick Toth
Quigley
Adam Kaiz
Charles
Tracy Scoggins
Morgana
Pat Crawford Brown
Sadie Glickstein
George Schirmann
Bingo Caller
Jennifer Banko
Michelle
Natasha Dorfhuber
Little Girl
R.D. Robb
Bernie
Marissa Leigh
Little Girl
Aaron Lustig
Maitre D'
Daniel Markel
Guy Babone
Erik Estrada
Erik Estrada
David Jahn
Rose Seller Guy
Tom Perna
Dr. Dibitetto
Melanie Good
Pretty Girl
Kimerlee Curyl
Girl
Melody Clarke
Daughter
Bridgette Anderson
Drew
Eliza Sroka-Benisty
Galina
Debra Mooney
Saleslady
Connie Sawyer
Old Woman
Edd Byrnes
Fossily
Fran Solomita
Herbie Sternberg
Doug Jones
Boomer
Karen Moncrieff
Zelda
Johnny Venokur
Maury
Joel Berti
Johnny Stompanoto
Mary Gillis
Mrs. Garbaggio
Tony Radev
Delivery Boy
Jim Ward
TV Announcer (voice)
Maryann Rozsas
Nurse
Sarah Lancaster
Alice
Patrick Mickler
Cop
Ivana Miličević
Oksana
Richard Vidan
Boris
Dale Raoul
Granny Goodness
Kevin Light
Prince
SW Fisher
Male Customer
Jeannie Elias
Goldie
Jessie Jones
Mrs. Lupkin
Peggy Miley
Mrs. Dempsey
Scott Lipscomb
Brad
Jamie Anderson
Carla
Jennifer Lyons
Erica
Tom Byrd
Professor Alfred
Joe De Cenzo
Messenger
Michael Houston King
Chad
Natalia Cigliuti
Francesca
Kevin Curran
Crazy Lou
Jordan Levin
Jordan Levin
Ed O'Bannon
Ed O'Bannon
Eric Tecosky
Joey
David Youse
Skip
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Pablo
Seth Jaffe
FBI Guy #2
Krissy Carlson
Cookie
Marcus H. Nelson
Guy
Faith Minton
Bertha
Constance Zimmer
LaVerne
Megan McKinley
Kimmy
Jack Brewer
Desmond
Jenna Von Oÿ
Bitsy
Lisa Arturo
Cookie
Robin Berry
Jane
Brogan Roche
Dick
Richard Sanders
Mr. Peabody
Jonathan Aube
Guy
Ernest Liu
Lee
Shirlee Elliot
Holly
Elizabeth Tatus
Cricket
Alicia Rickter
Girl
John Nimo
Old Jack
Rhonda Shear
Beggar Spice
Nick Cornish
Billy
Ashley Buccille
Girl #2
Jennifer Lynn Grosso
Older Kitty
Chris L. McKenna
Mikey
Dan Ponce
Chicky
Linda O'Neil
Girl
Pat Brymer
Dinosaur (voice)
Christina Lynch
Singing Stuffed Animal (voice)
Marcy Vosburgh
Singing Stuffed Animal (voice)
Vanessa Guild
Vanilla
Kiva Dawson
Caitlin Blackpoole
Arturo Gil
Dancing Baby
Tom Kenny
J. Cyril Studebaker
John Ziaukas
Cop
Steve Lookner
Kromar
Johnnie Colter
Henry
Gretchen Morgan
Valerie
Peggy Jo Jacobs
Lee
Shulie Cowen
Ann
Paul Popowich
Jerome
Jennifer Hale
Kobe
Denney Pierce
Obnoxious Guy #2
Chris Durand
Obnoxious Guy #3
Alex Nesic
Jacques
Shepard T. Ross
Guy #2
Robert Anderson
Coach Vosburgh
Aubry Fisher
Sarah
James Wong Jim
Yahuda
Linda Kim
Zipporah
Thomas DeWier
Awkie
Ryan Holihan
Elliott
Jennifer Lothrop
Penny
Matthew Blashaw
Rusty
David Pressman
Tony
Charles Howerton
Henry
Danica Sheridan
Security Guard
Astrid Rossol
Girl #1
Jamie Flowers
Taffy
Rob Leo Roy
Mr. Gutman
Danielle Keaton
Young Girl
Gerry Cohen
M. Cohen
Orlando Woolridge
Karl
Bob Glouberman
Dr. J
Kyle Sullivan
David
Mikyla Archibald
Woman
Calvin Remsberg
Pavarotti
Alley Baggett
Girl
David Faustino
Jimbo
Victoria Silvstedt
Brandi
Lou Briseno
Juan
Felipe Delarosa
Eduardo
John Ducey
Jim
Tasha Goldthwait
Girl
Christa Campbell
Kirsten
Matt Reid
Handsome Guy #1
Jeffrey Castillo
Handsome Guy #2
Wendie Jo Sperber
Ms. Snaylops