On screen
Cast
89 credited performers
Chris Morris
Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters
Mark Heap
Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters
David Cann
Vicar
Kevin Eldon
Mr. Wastrey
Barbara Durkin
Informercial Mother
Doon Mackichan
Woman on 'Fadanoid'
Albert Welling
Clerk of the Court
Gina McKee
Vivian Banch
Claire Skinner
Mrs Wastrey
Bill Moody
Managing Director
Paul Garner
"Technology!" man
Claire Rayner
Self
Peter Baynham
Sven Yabbsley
Amelia Bullmore
Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus
John McCririck
Self
Sinead Griffin-Lennon
Patricia O'Dennell
Janene Possell
Granita Rocksand
Bill Bailey
Fr. Pierre Runek
Bill Cashmore
Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance
Simon Kunz
Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby
Harriet Norcott
Sophie V'Haalbjje
Frankie Fraser
Self
David Sullivan
Self
Alexander Armstrong
American Vox Pop
Hugh Dennis
Dr. Balb Kubrox
Richard Briers
Self
Ian Gelder
Dr. Jonathan Kwattes
John Irwin
Character not listed
Hayley Casanovas
Character not listed
Luke Sorba
Dinner Party Guest / Boxing Goat Owner
Felicity Montagu
Dinner Party Guest
Lynsey de Paul
Self
Alexandra Paul
Self (voice)
Britt Ekland
Self
Nicholas Parsons
Self
Michael Van Wijk
Self
Paul Daniels
Self
Jilly Cooper
Self (voice)
Oliver Skeete
Self
Peregrine Worsthorne
Self
Carla Lane
Self
Bernard Ingham
Self
Bernard Manning
Self
Noel Edmonds
Self
Bruno Brookes
Self
Rolf Harris
Self
David Amess
Self
Jimmy Greaves
Self
Jasbinder Singh Mann
Self
Nicholas Hoult
School Boy
Peter Darling
Character not listed
Nigel Lindsay
Peacecap Johnson
Stephen Webber
Character not listed
Christopher Wilkinson
Dr. Fash Habbard
Eve Pollard
Self
Tania Bryer
Self
Tamara Beckwith
Self
Nick Owen
Self
Steven Berkoff
Self
Lynne Franks
Self
Jenny Powell
Self
Lindsay Fraser
Character not listed
Francesca Ford
Character not listed
Kathryn Pogson
Audience Member
Peter Stringfellow
Self
Peter Tatchell
Self
Jean Ainslie
Jill McManus
Ruddy L. Davis
Nelson Koka
Constantine Gregory
Character not listed
John Guerrasio
Character not listed
Alethea Herron
Character not listed
Tristan Hickey
Character not listed
Kieron Jecchinis
Shane Hufford
Mick Walter
News Dwarf
Willie Ross
Sainsbur McManus / Eddie Hazel
Rhodes Boyson
Self
Tommy Vance
Self
Geoffrey Boycott
Self
Michael Winner
Self
Vanessa Feltz
Self
Saleh Chaudhri
Garage Manager
Gerard Doyle
Character not listed
Dominic Letts
Character not listed
Guy Masterson
Tasscam Holiday
Michael Redmond
Father Jools Doolan
Darcus Howe
Self
John Challis
Self
Sean Foley
Character not listed
Ben Swann
Self