On screen
Cast
41 credited performers
Kayvan Novak
Woody
Bradley Walsh
Brutus
Emma Pierson
Melody
Jamie Demetriou
Zorro
Diana Payan
Lorenza
Bea Segura
Captain Carmelita
Alan Williams
Donald Hammer
Artwork unavailable
Bill Holland
Sgt Juan Ortega
Keith Allen
Señor Big
Klariza Clayton
Susie
Artwork unavailable
Scott Hazell
Ralph
Marian McLoughlin
Barbara
Jack Dee
Mr Hewitt
Danny Babington
Driver
Catriona Knox
Air Stewardess
Kara Tointon
Maria
Tracy-Ann Oberman
Beverly
Clive Swift
Colin
Artwork unavailable
Paul Garner
Real Doctor
Alexander Kirk
Timeshare Rep
Artwork unavailable
Mark Brailsford
Greg
Cavan Clerkin
Mark
Morgana Robinson
Janice
Martin Trenaman
Great Fernando
Artwork unavailable
Shawn McDonald
Lamar Reys
Simon Day
Handlebar
Michelle Collins
Coco
Celeste Dring
Barmaid Zorro
Martin Marquez
Mr De Luca
George Savvides
Felipe
Artwork unavailable
Cicely Giddings
Glitter Face
Ashley Artus
Pit Boss
Artwork unavailable
Eleonora Cucciarelli
Waitress in Casino
Yonay Hernandez
Character not listed
Paul Kaye
Frederico Mercury
Lee Boardman
Elton Juan
Jessica Ellerby
Waitress
Tyrone Love
Club Member
Sean Gilder
Pirate Pete
Steve Oram
Pirate Bill
Tony Way
Glenn