On screen
Cast
46 credited performers
Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin
Alan North
Captain Ed Hocken
Ed Williams
Ted Olson
William Duell
Johnny the Snitch
Marvin Miller
Narrator
Rex Hamilton
Abraham Lincoln
Peter Lupus
Norberg
Tiny Ron
Al
Kathryn Leigh Scott
Sally
Tommy Lasorda
Character not listed
Joyce Brothers
Dr. Joyce Brother
Connie Needham
Jill
Georg Stanford Brown
Character not listed
Barbara Tarbuck
Mrs. Twice
Grand L. Bush
Character not listed
Ken Michelman
Character not listed
Rebecca Holden
Stella
Dick Miller
Vic
Artwork unavailable
Terry Wills
Jim
Patrick St. Esprit
Character not listed
K Callan
Character not listed
John Ashton
Character not listed
Danny Dayton
Joey
Nicolas Coster
Warner
Al Ruscio
Character not listed
Dick Clark
Dick Clark
Robert Costanzo
Character not listed
Lorne Greene
Stabbed Man
Robert Goulet
Executed Man
Spencer Milligan
Eddie
Artwork unavailable
Bonnie Campbell-Britton
Lana
Artwork unavailable
Kate O'Sullivan
Mimi
Claudette Nevins
Veronica Rivers
Artwork unavailable
Jerry Layne
Willy
Artwork unavailable
Wayne Winton
Coroner
Artwork unavailable
Michael Frost
Heckler
William Shatner
Poisoned Man
Tessa Richarde
Mary
Florence Henderson
Targeted Homemaker
William Conrad
Stabbed Man
Floyd Levine
Character not listed
Artwork unavailable
Lilibet Stern
Terri
Tony Sirico
Poker Player
Artwork unavailable
Terrence Beasor
Dr. Zubatsky
Artwork unavailable
Russell Shannon
Ralph Twice
Artwork unavailable
Jimmy Briscoe
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