On screen
Cast
564 credited performers
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Beverly Goldberg
Sean Giambrone
Adam Goldberg
Troy Gentile
Barry Goldberg
Hayley Orrantia
Erica Goldberg
Patton Oswalt
Adam Goldberg (voice)
Jeff Garlin
Murray Goldberg
George Segal
Albert 'Pops' Solomon
Sam Lerner
Geoff Schwartz
Noah Munck
'Naked' Rob Smith
Matt Bush
Andy Cogan
Kenny Ridwan
Dave Kim
Shayne Topp
Matt Bradley
AJ Michalka
Lainey Lewis
Sean Marquette
Johnny Atkins
Jennifer Irwin
Virginia Kremp
Alex Jennings
Carla
Tim Meadows
Mr. Glascott
Stephen Tobolowsky
Principal Ball
Mindy Sterling
Linda Schwartz
Bryan Callen
Coach Mellor
David Koechner
Bill Lewis
Sadie Stanley
Brea Bee
Stephanie Katherine Grant
Emmy Mirsky
Beth Triffon
Joanne Schwartz
Stephanie Courtney
Essie Karp
Nate Hartley
Dan
Zayne Emory
JC Spink
Ken Lerner
Lou Schwartz
Natalie Alyn Lind
Dana Caldwell
Cedric Yarbrough
Vic
Judd Hirsch
Ben 'Pop-Pop' Goldberg
Jacob Hopkins
Chad Kremp
Zach Callison
Brian Corbett
Alison Rich
Erica Valley
Niko Guardado
Ruben Amaro Jr.
Dan Bakkedahl
Mr. Woodburn
Ana Gasteyer
Miss Cinoman
Dan Fogler
Marvin Goldberg
Quincy Fouse
Taz Money
Sam Kindseth
David Sirota
Troy Winbush
Officer Puchinski
Theodore Barnes
Brian Walls
Bill Goldberg
Coach Nick
Rob Huebel
John Calabasas
Rowan Blanchard
Jackie Geary
Augie Isaac
Matthew Schernecke
Allie Grant
Evelyn Silver
Ben Zelevansky
Dale
Alexis G. Zall
Jackie Geary
Anthony Michael Hall
Security Guard
Virginia Gardner
Lexy Bloom
Richard Kind
Formica Michael Mikowitz
Isabella Gómez
Carmen
Erinn Hayes
Jane Bales
Jackson Odell
Ari Caldwell
Kelli Berglund
Ren
Steve Guttenberg
Dr. Katman
Jackie Radinsky
Sergei Tarbokomous
Karan Soni
Randy Mescunda
Sarah Kaufmann
Sydney
Nathan Gamble
Garry Ball
Stephen Guarino
Joseph Lynch
Lew Schneider
Announcer
Artemis Pebdani
Helen
Anjani Joshi
Andrea
Mason Cook
Tyler Stansfield
Jackie Geary
Mrs. Geary
Joshua Carlon
Michael C. Levy
Tyler Stokes
Drew Kremp
Micki van Reingold
Ryan
Clancy Brown
Mr. Crosby
Suzy Nakamura
Mrs. Kim
Jessica St. Clair
Dolores
Charlie DePew
Anthony Balsamo
Carrie Wampler
Ren
Oliver Cooper
Other Adam
Parvesh Cheena
Andy Cesunda
David Bloom
Michael Z. Levy
David Hornsby
Kyle
Celesta DeAstis
Mitzi
Steve Berg
Mailman
Dustin Ybarra
Nitrous
Heather Moiseve
Kerri Doherty
Scott Adsit
Vinny Geary
Beverly Goldberg
Beverly Goldberg
Chad Kremp
Charles Kremp
R.D. Robb
Paul Sirochman
Brea Bee
Mrs. Vanica
Lynette DuPree
Lunch Lady
Erik Weiner
Marc Birek
Anna Grace Barlow
Lisa Levine
Langan Kingsley
Witch
Froy Gutierrez
Handsome Ben
Kevin Heffernan
Doc
Sloane Morgan Siegel
Jessie Wudders
Ricardo Hurtado
Brian McMahon
Brec Bassinger
Zoe McIntosh
Ali Ghandour
Dumb Doug
Lea Thompson
Fran
Matt Cornett
Andrew Gallery
Lily Donoghue
Jamie Weisman
Tanner Buchanan
Evan Turner
Kathryn Leigh Scott
Miriam
Billy Malone
Security Guard
Barbara Alyn Woods
Mrs. Caldwell
Annie Mebane
Wilhelmina Bannica
Cooper Roth
JC Spink
Meghan Deanna Smith
High School Student
Joey Luthman
Roger McFadden
Brian Baumgartner
Larry
Jonathan Schmock
Amdee Zukkunda
Michael Rubenstone
Teacher
Morgan McVey
Kim
Terrell Lee
Pawn Shop Guy
James Garlin
Mini Murray
Shelly Kurtz
Itzel
Eric Goldberg
Self
Grégory Louis
Uncle Louie
Kelly Chambers
Freddy Hands #2
Shannon McClung
Matt
Thomas Kasp
Bradley Gooper
Michaela Watkins
Miss Taraborelli
Andrew Secunda
Alex Farnow
Christopher Avila
Neil Raji Mitra
Daniel Spink
Officer Andrew Gallery
Matthew Rocheleau
Terry
Stephnie Weir
Karen English
Leslie Grossman
Jane Bales
Chris Parnell
Harrison Whitby
Morgan Beck
Cowboy Josh
Katherine Hughes
Jean Jacobs
Kimiko Glenn
Lauren
Suraj Partha
Raj
Andrew Leeds
Duane
David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff
Johnny Martini
Germantown Wrestler
Jay Hunter
Manly Firefighter
J.C. Spink
Joe the Bus Driver
Jim Titus
Bartender
Tina Grimm
Tailgater
Luke Benward
Bruce
Austin Filson
Scott Kremp
J. Anthony Pena
Security Guard
Mark Bloom
Proud Father
Gabriella Quezada
Rosa
Robert Englund
Freddy Krueger
Brian Sounalath
Josh Millstein-Chang
David Leisure
Captain Roger
Jim Cashman
Dan
Michelle Noh
Rachel
Michael Woodley
Security Personnel
Oscar Nuñez
Ted
Greer Grammer
Mandy
Ethan Jones
Young Chad
Rick Springfield
Gary Globberman
Cassandra Peterson
Elvira
Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Miranda Cosgrove
Elana Reid
Martin Kove
Master John
Mike Leffingwell
Mr. Leffler
Maxwele D'Angelo
Waiter
Ron Funches
Froy
Ilan Mitchell-Smith
Mr. Connelly
Keana Marie
Liz
Clint Carmichael
Golfer
Todd Fasen
Doug B. Topplin
Gareth Reynolds
Onna Kone
John Eddins
Security Guard
Nancy Friedrich
Ren Bans
Bon Ogle
Hippie
Susie Essman
Edie Robb
Eddie Pepitone
Tony the Deli Guy
Chad L. Coleman
Leon Scmion
Brock Brenner
William Vanica
Derek Miller
Mann D. Mecunda
Solomon Stewart
Young Adam
Jackie Sandler
Elaine
Griffin Freeman
Nate Plecunda
Jerry Minor
Professor Dixon
Garrett Bales
Van D. Schmikunda
Karen Gonzalez
Saleswoman
Alex Meneses
Sophia
Rhoda Baldwin
Lorraine
David L. King
Announcer
Renée Percy
Sandra
Rogelio T. Ramos
Waiter
Brian Huskey
Andy Secunda
Stephen Jared
Dana's Dad
Dawson Fletcher
Derek
Xihuaru Kilcher
Kevin
Matthew Jones
Cop
Daniel Nguyen
Buddy
Tom Cavanagh
Charles Kremp
Mike Grief
Pastry Baker
Rizwan Manji
Donald
Laurie Francene Kinzer
Hockey Mom
Casey Simpson
Dougie
Annie Mumolo
Betsy Rubenstone
Martin Starr
Andre
Peter Ngo
Arnie
Charlie Hulse
Student
Justene Alpert
Sorority Girl
Austin Lyon
Frat Guy
Kate Hess
S.A.T. Proctor
Joshua Lassman
Steve Schmitz
Sean Conroy
SkyCap
Bella Dayne
Fanny
Jessica McKenna
Waiter
Shawn Crosby
Obi-Shawn
Hayden Michael Cruz Haas
Adam (9 years old)
Thomas Lennon
Tautaun Todd
Torrey Vogel
Wrestling Opponent
Jimmy Bellinger
Gustav
Paul McKinney
Reporter
Keith Pillow
Principal Matthews
Tara-Nicole Azarian
High School Student
Tyler Vosburg
Basketball Player
David Spade
Gus
Mike Hagerty
Terence
Tom Williamson
Dwayne Martin
Jonny Yoku
High School Student - Laser Show Viewer
Maddy Caddell
Denise
Brice Fisher
Dante
Madison Hu
Debbie
Samantha Hamilton
Skater Kid
Michael Keyes
Annoyed Spectator
Bruce M. Stockert
Spectator
Iris Braydon
Janice DiMarco
Gillian Vigman
Louise Rubin
Brittany Underwood
Jill Rubin
Deirdre Devlin
Newscaster
Nicholas Massouh
Homeowner
Sean Samuels
Instructor
Marcus Toji
Waiter
Jeanne Carr
Waitress
Paul Sorvino
Ben 'Pop Pop' Goldberg
Dylan Thiffault
Model
Michael Busch
Gabe
Lee Simpson
Hauler
Alissa Latow
Hot Cheerleader
Darsan Solomon
Usher
Kim Delgado
Man
Pam Trotter
Woman
Bob Glouberman
Father
Andy Stokan
Usher
Kristen Rozanski
Concert Goer #1
The Hooters
Themselves
Mike Quick
Ike Fast
Merrill Reese
Mr. Merryll
Barry Goldberg
Self
Drew Kremp
Self
Don Smolenski
Self
Howie Roseman
Self
Geoff Schwartz
Self
Andy Cogan
Self
Rob Smith
Self
Matt Bradley
Self
Alan Gray
Crusty Old Man
Stephen D'Angelo
Jersey Bro
Rick Mellor
Self
Heidi Hayward
Jazzercise Instructor
Phil Tyler
Officer Dan
Emily McCoy
Serry Mirsky
Poppie Harris
Dance Instructor
Eric B.
Manager
Angelo Cataldi
Angelo Cataldi
Rick Moranis
Dark Helmet (voice)
Marques Ray
Dealer
Tedra Millan
Zipperhead Cashier
Aislinn Brooke Plair
Singing Girl #1
Elizabeth Tovey
Singing Girl #2
Mariam Tovey
Singing Girl #3
Ericka Atwell
Freddy Hands #4
Leif Tilden
Freddy Hands #1
Sucklord
Morgan The Toy Clerk
Eric Edelstein
Mechanic
James Kirkland
Levy Basilone
Jon Bailey
'80s Epic Voice Guy
Jon Lovitz
Jimmie Moore
Shanna Moakler
Flight Attendant #3
Shane Yoon
Bro
Charles Barkley
Coach Green
Chase Mangum
Psycho Mikowitz
Clinton Jackson
Umpire
Maurin Mwombela
Josh Millstein-Chang
Luke Eisner
Evan Dando
Evan Dando
Joey Wawa
Pat Finn
Kormy
Chip Chinery
Bruce Kaczander
Kirk Fox
Tall Jake
David Bowe
Scoot
Michael C. Levy
Self
David Sirota
Self
Joey Slotnick
Gleb
Marissa Jaret Winokur
Eileen Leffler
Court Young
Cashier
Steve Hytner
Eddie
Dan Mintz
Mr. Goulding
Ashlee Füss
Tiffany
Mollee Gray
Chloe
Duane R. Shepard Sr.
Maintenance Guy
Barak Hardley
Jeopardy Producer
Charlie Sheen
Garth Volbeck
Jeff Witzke
Maitre D
Steele Gagnon
Little Kid
Logan Watt
Band Geek
Kelli Erdmann
Dancer
Nick Swardson
Rick Lancer
Diedrich Bader
Lou
Larry Joe Campbell
Paul
Austin Kane
Lou Jr.
David Terrell
Bouncer
Mike Park
Sam Goody Guy
Mike Rock
Mr. Sirota
Ross Mackenzie
Chuck
David Douglas
Customer
Harrison Thomas Boxley
Psycho Mikowitz
Kiva Jump
Gail Kaufman
Alex Long
Opponent #1
Carlos Arellano
Pit Boss
Dean Cudworth
Dealer
Bret Green
Kyle
Jim Cody Williams
Bearded Guy
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris (voice)
Layla Mohammadi
Student
Brent Bradshaw
Ring Salesman
Christie Brinkley
Aleah Welsh
Dana Barron
Security Guard #2
Patrick Daniel
Russ McGinley
Nick Alvarez
Larry
Matthew Gold
Gary Silverberg
Kirstie Alley
Janice Bartlett
Rhea Perlman
Margot Letien
John Ratzenberger
Digby Yates
George Wendt
Ned Frank
Tim Matheson
Eric
James Widdoes
Robert
Mason Dye
Rick Kentwood
Brandon Ruiter
Omega Psi Brother
Marcus Eckert
Jimmy Flannigan
David Haack
Guitar Guy
Jordyn Lucas
Asha Green
Barry Bostwick
Professor Majors
Carlos Colón Jr.
Spur Wielding
Steve Olson
Jiff Moseley
Jay Sincere
Security Guy
Melissa Joan Hart
Flight Attendant
Gregor Manns
Mingo Chicelino
Matt Peters
Gus Van Noy
Soma Mitra
Professor
Tommy Lee
Professor Lee
Katie Campbell
Field Hockey Girl
Eric Wright
Male Student #1
Andrew Lutheran
Male Student #2
Cameron J. Armstrong
Boy Band Member
Israel Lacy
Boy Band Member
Jordan Rogers
Boy Band Member
Adam Michael Wilson
Boy Band Member
Anissa Borrego
Hostess
LaNisa Renee Frederick
Lady in Line
Matthew Gilmore
Jansen McChuckles
Rob James
Police Officer
Harrison Leahy
Fred Schminn
Chip O'Neil
Neighbor
Jon Sklaroff
Professor Ron Isaacson
Carter Glascock
Dylan Butt
Eva La Dare
Ellen Stone
Jaclyn Jasgur
Emily Wasserstein
Jordan Leer
Augie Lentil
Melvin Diggs
ROTC Guy
Landon Taylor Klotz
Kevin The Human Tuba
Jett Wilder
Punk Rocker
Madeline McKenzie
Opera Singer
Elise Metcalf
Girl on Stage
Arnie Pantoja
Store Manager
Sonya Wallace
Lunch Lady
Ally Young Price
Audience Member
Dot-Marie Jones
Sister Mary Theresa
Will Brunson
Tow Truck Driver
Michael Hitchcock
Lon MacDowell
Arden Myrin
Donatella Mortifoglio
Eddie Aguirre
Mr. Ferguson
Kurt Doss
Drunk Dude
Anna Garcia
Honeymoon Wife
Willie Macc
Club DJ
Shala White
Mrs. Ferguson
John Oates
John the Janitor
Jeremiah Miller
Joe Garber
Jason Kravits
Dr. Mittleman
Sydney Bell
Broken Arm Girl
Liana Ramirez
Cheerleader
Jack Herndon
Anton P. Bishop
Luke Barbato Smith
8 Year-Old Adam
Keith L. Williams
Kermit
Parker Lewis
Alf
Alex Berg
Officer Ike Richman
Tara Bianco
Debbie
Jackie Preciado
Aliza
Marlon Young
Captain Wallace
Connor Weil
Steve Kremp
Christopher Boyer
Ben Franklin Dude
Matthew Glen Johnson
Adam Abel
Benjamin Bauman
Zane the Double Dare Producer
Amy Gross
Ellen the Double Dare Producer
Mia Kaplan
Amy
Winston Story
Airline Employee
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Self
Lance Krall
Richard Biggens
Jared Sandler
DJ
Emerson Brooks
Doug Fell
AlexAnn Hopkins
Overa Kone
Makenna James
'New' Dana
Cayla Brady
Lisa
Ann Reilly
Nancy Cronin
Adhir Kalyan
Dodd Wembley
Najee Muhammad
Clive McKnudsen
Aaron Coleman
Officiant
Joaquin Garay III
Deli Guy
Deep Rai
Wawa Clerk
Brandee Steger
Store Manager
Mona Mira
Jenny
Dan Sachoff
Bingo Caller
Haneefah Wood
Professor Wilma Howell
Paul Scheer
Garrison Whitby
June Diane Raphael
Pamela
Hardy Awadjie
Bank Teller
Gary Ballard
Milton
Brittany Bardwell
Becca
Archana Rajan
Maria the Ticket Taker
Brandon Raman
Trigg Von Dickerson
Alfonso Caballero
Brett
Anirudh Pisharody
AJ
Samantha Cardona
Freshman Mom
Jessica Elaina Eason
Ms. Rodriguez
Jessie Hendricks
Mrs. Ferguson
Jen Eldridge
Gertie Farming
Nick Pupo
Clerk
Nancy Glass
Self
Willie Earl Jr.
Karaoke Host
Steve Trzaska
Attendant
Kat Purgal
Deb the Saleswoman
Korey Simeone
Plumber Rick
Brooks Brantly
Randy
Lauri Hendler
Francine Ham
Sean Sekino
RA
Cameron Fuller
Heath
Percy Rustomji
Realtor
Kaitlyn Tanimoto
Coffee Shop Employee
Tony Rodriguez
Concert Goer #2
Chad Hartigan
Newscaster
Rodney To
Jerome
Carlos Lacámara
Tom
Noelle Filippone
Concert-Goer
Charles Janasz
Hobo Jim
Gianna Bilby
Ashley
Cait Fairbanks
Paula Hogan
Michele Panu
Senior Girl #1
Honey Robinson
Senior Girl #2
Charlotte Furie
Senior Girl #3
Saverio Guerra
Oscar
Scott Lawrence
Shorty
Vicki Lewis
Maggie
Bryan Rasmussen
Patron #1
Andrea Savage
Dean Martin
Mike Ostroski
Dr. Carl
Zylan Brooks
Vivian
Andrew Marheineke
Kid
Dan Lauria
Arnie Wofsy
Brie Eley
Potential Buyer
Charles Carpenter
Doctor Reese
Chairman Barnes
Homeowner
Elle Gluck
Kid #1
Clover Weitsman
Kid #2
Anna Lamadrid
Lydia
Katee Shean
Beth
Tracy Silver
Russian Woman
Stephanie Faracy
Joyce
Amy Schloerb
Brown Rep
Sarah Elizabeth Jensen
Dawn
Ivan Leung
Trip
Peyton Woolf
Allison
Josh Duvendeck
Dr. Steve
Micah McNeil
Steve
Andrew Rogers
Stephan
Richard Marx
Richard Marx
David Gautreaux
Doctor Richards
Joey McIntyre
Jean Calabasas
Drew Droege
Randall
Aristotle Dreher
Card Guy
Ali Eldin
Grizzled Street Guy
Iris Liu
Employee
Matt Rasku
Grung Guy
Steele Stebbins
Wawa Teen #1
Talon Warburton
Jed
Phil Abrams
Dr. Solit
Taylor Geare
Mariel
Mimi Kennedy
Charlotte
Hal Alpert
Old Resident
Eddie Blackwell
Mall Official
Austin Boyce
Mall Worker
Moses Jones
Security Guard
Bill Lewis
Old Man
Kathryn White
Old Woman
Jessy Hodges
Claire Bee
Zoey Bond
Superfan
Rob Flowers
Plumber
Aimee McGuire
Waitress
Laura Kightlinger
Delia Thornton
Sam Pancake
Dr. Bowman
Tory Freeth
Office Manager
Bowie Bundlie
Ethan
Rey Goyos
Bernie
Logan Martin
Wyatt
Hope Shapiro
Mrs. Thompson
Karina Wolfe
Trish
Lionel Sam
Grocery Store Worker
Evan Soto
Li'l Greg
K.T. Thangavelu
Secretary
Sarah Waisman
Ms. Maria
Greg Furman
Dusty
Nicholas Heffelfinger
Scotty
Tom Fitzpatrick
Dr. Schiff
Candice Lenoir
Nurse
Sean Philip Glasgow
Fitz
Ramon Reed
Brett
Aidan Futterman
Tamsin
William Leon
Lars
Cordelia Skye Williams
Kid #1
Celeste Clark
Kid #2
Jimmy Fowlie
Frank
Mark Sipka
Emcee
Toni M. Youngblood
Dr. Feldman
Sarah Baker
Martha
Dani Woodson
Station Attendant
Daniel Lench
Dr. Platz
A.J. Tannen
Rabbi Adler
Bryce Adam Brown
Daniel
Elyse Collins
Cynthia
Stephanie Drake
Barbara
Brogan Hall
Heath
Audrey Huynh
Tara
Neela Jolene
Maisie
Maryssa Menendez
Stacy
Brytnee Ratledge
Alicia
Julia Zhang
Rita Slater
Jennifer Courtney
Ms. Lizzy
Christian Matthew Toma
Trent
Michelle N. Carter
Erin
Casey Feigh
Insurance Man
Martin Garcia
Director
Brian Boucher
General Manager
Ian Gomez
Diego
Marie Buck
Customer
Thomasina Gross
Fly Lady
Grayson Niles
Missionary
Rob Corddry
George
Cory P. Willis
Band Leader
Ronin Lee
Guitar Player
Parker Harris
Michael Rubenstone
Collin Antrim Miller
Kirk
Kevin William Paul
Beta Zeta Brother
Mike Gray
Lyle
Emma Pope
Customer
Jerrell Lee Wesley
Teacher