On screen
Cast
207 credited performers
Max Wright
Willie Tanner
Anne Schedeen
Kate Tanner
Andrea Elson
Lynn Tanner
Benji Gregory
Brian Tanner
Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros
Alf / Gordon Shumway
John LaMotta
Trevor Ochmonek
Liz Sheridan
Raquel Ochmonek
Josh Blake
Jake Ochmonek
Anne Meara
Dorothy Halligan
Jim J. Bullock
Neal Tanner
Bill Daily
Larry Dykstra
Beverly Archer
Mrs. Byrd
Paul Dooley
Whizzer
Dean Cameron
Robert Sherwood
Andrea Covell
Jody
Raye Birk
Officer Griswald
Marcia Wallace
Mrs. Lyman
Judy Landers
Brenda
Ricky Paull Goldin
Danny Duckworth
David Ogden Stiers
Flakey Pete
Joyce Brothers
Joyce Brothers
Tommy Newsom
Tommy Newsom
Carlos Lacámara
Doug Could
Mark Clayman
Randy
David Leisure
Brandon Tartikoff
Hal Havins
Officer Gaffney
Frederick de Cordova
Frederick de Cordova
Joan Embery
Joan Embery
Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II
Ed McMahon
Ed McMahon
Michael Champion
Matt Fox
Norman Lee Harris
Norman Lee Harris
David Knell
Dudley
Robert P. Lieb
Uncle Rocky
Adrienne Hampton
Diana
Shaggy Murphy
Jason
Wendy Oates
Stephanie Taylor
Stephanie Hagen
Sylvia
Dorothy Lyman
Maura Norris
Joseph Maher
Angel Bob
Carl Franklin
Dr. Willoughby
Larry Hankin
Andrew Seminick
Martin Doyle
Mr. Duncan
Sandy Duncan
Sandy Duncan
Judith Marie-Bergan
Marilyn Geiser
Emily Schulman
Girl
Francis X. McCarthy
Darnell Valentine
Mary Jo Catlett
Mary Jo
Kathleen Freeman
Betty Susla
Randee Heller
Elaine Ochmonek
Casey Kasem
Casey Kasem
Bob Denver
Gilligan
Tracey Walter
Gravel Gus
David Alan Grier
FBI #1
Dan Gilvezan
Harry
Joe Colligan
Alexander
Sam Whipple
Sam
Tim Rossovich
Instructor
Richard Fancy
Colonel Halsey
John McLaughlin
John McLaughlin
Melissa Francis
Miss Williams
Kurt McKinney
Scott
Alex Henteloff
Mr. Rasmussen
Dan Castellaneta
Steve Michaels
Richard Sanders
Hogarth
Earl Boen
Warren
David Horowitz
David Horowitz
Stanley DeSantis
Minister
Anne Ramsey
Ethel Buttonwood
Archie Hahn
Bill Loman
Michael Des Barres
Eddie
Jeff Doucette
Scooter
Darwin Joston
Dog-Pound Attendant
Geoffrey Blake
Lizard
Todd Susman
Jim Hutchinson
Nancy Lenehan
Laverne Litwak
Carla Gugino
Laura
Joe Mays
Ron
Bill Brochtrup
Charlie
Frances Bay
Louise Beaumont
Ted Raimi
Julius
Tara Karsian
Ellen
Cleavon Little
George Foley
Allyce Beasley
Margaret
Joe Namath
Joe Namath
Mickey Jones
Artie
Sherman Howard
Officer
Amzie Strickland
Rebecca
Fran Drescher
Roxanne
Nedra Volz
Cat Woman
Logan Ramsey
Vince
Timothy Stack
Jim
Brandon Tartikoff
Brandon Tartikoff
Russell Johnson
Roy Hinkley
Robert Pine
Father
Jesse D. Goins
Doug
Jed Mills
Dad
Aaron Lustig
Willie #2
Lewis Arquette
Ed Billings
Dawn Wells
Mary Ann Summers
Joseph V. Perry
Mr. Polniakoff
Gregory Cooke
Michael
Eric Christmas
Bernie
Molly Hagan
Denise
Nicole Dubuc
Hannah
Carrie Lorraine
Heidi
Meshach Taylor
Addison
Deborah White
Monica
Clyde Kusatsu
Skydiver
Denise Dowse
FBI #4
Mark Blankfield
Eric Sr.
Larry Poindexter
Sergeant Armstrong
Henry G. Sanders
George
John Pinette
Howie Anderson
Kenneth Tigar
FBI #2
Arthur Rosenberg
Mr. Defoe
Lisle Wilson
Police Officer
Vince McKewin
Stele
Myrna White
Myrna
Bunny Summers
Bunny
Sandy Freeman
Sandy
Alan David Gelman
Delivery Man
Thomas Callaway
Animal
Michael Lemon
Nolan
Susan Lavine
Skydiver
Brad Thornton
Skydiver Collins
Robert Costanzo
Bert
Randy Sutter
Butch
Kristen Taylor Johnson
Alison
Stephen Seigel
Jack Rabbit Courier
Diane Cary
Ms. Wine
Philip Gordon
Luis Mancia
Bill McIntyre
Officer
Mimi Davis-Taylor
Lady
Mitchell Group
Man
Joshua Rudoy
Spencer
Bob Larkin
Customer at Garage Sale
Pamela McMyler
Customer at Garage Sale
Phil Rubenstein
Customer at Garage Sale
Garry Goodrow
Consumer Ed
Douglas Warhit
Exterminator
Alan Hale Jr.
Jonas Grumby
John Miranda
Brother Ed
Michael Alaimo
Monk
Tom Patchett
Interviewer
Michele Brustin
Michele Brustin
Al Fann
Workman
Darrow Igus
Ron
Nan McNamara
Tartikoff's Secretary
Richard Roat
Walter Burke
Linda Hoy
Bernice Billings
Melanie Noble
Felicia Burke
Suzanne Hunt
Miss Bartley
Lou Felder
Gil Hossenfeffer
Brian Stokes Mitchell
Nathan Peal
Keri Houlihan
Tiffany
Glenn Withrow
Richard
Connie Richmond
Nurse #1
Patricia Ayame Thomson
Nurse #2
James Brown III
Little Boy
Elisha Cook Jr.
Uncle Albert
Randy Simper
Herb
Nancy Linari
Mary
Robert Alan Beuth
Howard
H. Ray Huff
Sid
Pamella D'Pella
Denise
Fred Goss
Delivery Man
Hilarie Thompson
Betty
Michael Berryman
Rick
Lindy Nisbet
Mavis
Tim Wade
Stage Manager
Richard McKenzie
Nick Susla
Ron Steelman
John
Tony Lober
Intruder
Tom La Grua
Marshall
Pete Willcox
Aaron King
Rebecca Boone
Andrea
Peter Iacangelo
Lee Frasier
Bill Wiley
Farmer
David Wohl
TV Shrink
Bruno Alexander
Sabato Springs Man
Charles Dougherty
Phil
Parker Whitman
FBI #3
Marcia Firesten
Betsy
Dale Raoul
Rita
Rob Neukirch
Howard
Holly Fields
Joanie
Kevin Bourland
Man
Steve Sweeney
Airline Worker
Fran Bennett
Mrs. Watson
Shirley Prestia
Delores
Wayne Powers
Sid
David Spade
Larry Siotkin
John Apicella
Man
Carl Carlsson
Rudolph
Kip Gilman
Llyod Ruben
Edward Edwards
Brian Sr.
Jack Armstrong
Ben
Phil Leeds
Jack
Doug Ballard
Lieutenant Alden
Lee Ryan
Carl Buck
Robert Gallo
Workman
Jessica James
Dorothy
Ivan Bonar
Dean Houseman
James Gallery
Character not listed
Donna LaBrie
Mother
Mark Levine
Pizza Delivery Man