On screen
Cast
453 credited performers
Laura San Giacomo
Maya Gallo
David Spade
Dennis Finch
Wendie Malick
Nina Van Horn
George Segal
Jack Gallo
Enrico Colantoni
Elliot DiMauro
Brian Posehn
Kevin Liotta
Rena Sofer
Vicki Costa
Simon Templeman
Simon Leeds
Rebecca Romijn
Adrienne
Rhoda Gemignani
Rhoda DiMauro
Chris Hogan
Wally
Tom Kenny
Persky
Kevin Farley
Cowboy
Brian Dennehy
Red Finch
Rob Reinis
Maitre'd
J.P. Manoux
Glenn
David Cross
Donnie DiMauro
Tiffani Thiessen
Amy
Dave Allen Clark
Newscaster
Sasha Barrese
Tess
Cheri Oteri
Cindy
Paula Marshall
Chloe
Ray Liotta
Ray Liotta
Tyra Banks
Tyra Banks
Cassidy Rae
Kaylene
Cheryl Tiegs
Cheryl Tiegs
Kristin Bauer
Allie
Megan Gallivan
Courtney
Hamilton von Watts
Derek
Amy Farrington
Michelle
Gina Gershon
Rhonda Ferrara
David Garry
Hanrahan
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jenny McCarthy
Brandi
Julia Dahl
Liz Dillon
Jim O'Heir
Actor
Amy Sedaris
Betsy Frayne
Arturo Gil
Hillel
Danny Nucci
Pete
Holly Morel
Answering Machine (voice) (uncredited)
Lucy Lawless
Stacy
Jennifer Hale
Model
Kevin Weisman
Neil
Ernie Lively
Frank
Stephanie Romanov
Nikki
Carmen Electra
Herself
Harry Groener
Headmaster Reilly
Amber Smith
Herself
Luis Antonio Ramos
Jesus Santos
Paul Parducci
Deke Williams
Patrick Cranshaw
Cowboy Pete
David Lee Smith
Steve McPherson
Betsy Palmer
Rhonda
Michael Des Barres
Nick Hewitt
Ali Larter
Karey Burke
Jeff Blumenkrantz
Leo Kesler
Lee Ryan
Dr. Adam Kessler
Tom Poston
Herb
Megan Mullally
Stephanie Griffin-Cooper
Michael McDonald
Reg
Deborah Kellner
Shannon
Dan Butler
Bill Slatton
Ana Gasteyer
April
Sharon Wyatt
Greta
Lane Davies
Dr. Hendrie
French Stewart
Steven / Mr. Mayor
Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill
Christine Ebersole
Margo Langhorne
David Andrews
Jay Crew
Nancy O'Dell
Arianna
Tom Amandes
Matt Bentley
Philip Bruns
Professor Gladstone
Robert Goulet
Robert Goulet
Twink Caplan
Carol Flankenship
David Clennon
Martin Spancer
Alex Rocco
Charlie Gold
Jere Burns
Roy
Stanley Anderson
Minister
Suanne Braun
Sara Tyler
Sean Whalen
Maury
Ty Treadway
Repairman
Arden Myrin
Amy
Kevin Sorbo
Scott
Victoria Principal
Roberta
Elisa Donovan
Amber
Christopher Darga
Patient
Nina Foch
Catherine DuChamp
Arye Gross
Ben
John Fleck
Dez
Klea Scott
Wanda
Ever Carradine
Gwen
Lois Smith
Libby
Octavia Spencer
Nurse
Harry Smith
Harry Smith
Eddie Velez
Miguel
William Dennis Hunt
Charles
Richard Burgi
Robert Gallatin
Melissa Peterman
Claire
Penn Jillette
Terry
Brande Roderick
Brande Roderick
Valerie Curtin
Ms. Picklesbee
Cara DeLizia
Randy
Shannon Elizabeth
Karen
Stephen Root
Dr. Drake Kelson
Henry Darrow
Professor
Wally Wingert
Club Owner
Larry Miller
Emerson Gray
Chad Everett
Tom Youngerman
Lisa Edelstein
Erin Simon
Christopher Michael Moore
Buck
Kathryn Joosten
Mrs. Pierce
Dana Carvey
Milos
Arnetia Walker
Tisha
Jessica Walter
Eve Gallo
David Rasche
Michael Tenzer
Mark Dobies
Prince Charming
Billy West
Charlton Heston (voice)
Jack Brewer
Stan
Jonathan Mangum
Bob Toliver
John F. O'Donohue
Sgt. Fanning
Scott Aukerman
Greenberg
George DelHoyo
Justin
Bob Odenkirk
Barry
Harry Shearer
Larry Fenwick
Rance Howard
Blind Flower Guy
Andy Dick
Kyle
Ellen Albertini Dow
Mrs. Gallo
Robert Conrad
Robert Conrad
Ray Laska
Mark
David Burke
Ethan
Kadeem Hardison
Tad Gallo
Debra Mooney
Ellen Gelman
Ed McMahon
Ed McMahon
Don Henley
Don Henley
Bryan Kirkwood
Bobby
Rainbow Borden
Nervous Punk
George Murdock
Sea Captain
Stan Ivar
Roger
Kelsey Grammer
Narrator (voice)
Rob Youngblood
John Kenny
Nancy Lenehan
Bunny
Shaun Toub
Ernesto
Jim Ishida
Man
Jim Pirri
Steve
Terry Rhoads
Dean Logan
Bernie Casey
Bernie Casey
James Michael Tyler
Doctor
Andy Richter
Alan
Mark Clayman
Bartender
Daphnée Duplaix Samuel
Tanya
George Plimpton
George Plimpton
Melissa Joan Hart
Krissy
Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg
Jerry Hall
Jerry Hall
Hy Anzell
Sammy Rivers
Vanna White
Vanna White
Sydney Pollack
Sydney Pollack
Buddy Hackett
Buddy Hackett
Pat Sajak
Pat Sajak
Robert Evans
Robert Evans
Jamie Farr
Jamie Farr
Adam Mayfield
Steve
David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff
Leslie David Baker
Man
Ashton Kutcher
Dean Cassidy
Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
Steve Valentine
Zigmund
Veronica Webb
Herself
Kristanna Loken
Kristanna
Susan Slome
Writer
Wesley Thompson
Cop
Cynthia Mann
Jenny
Cathy Ladman
Ruth Caruso
Les Brandt
Window Washer
Stephen Hornyak
Policeman
Daniel Bryan Cartwell
King Lear
Ed Crasnick
Woody Allen
Vic Stagliano
Bottled Water Guy
Keith Langsdale
Robert
Jay Paulson
Kit
Charley Lang
Photographer
Jay Johnston
Exterminator
Woody Allen
Himself (uncredited)
Emilio Borelli
Clerk
Katrina Rae
Katrina
Patrick Cronin
Principal
Heidi Schanz
Staci
Tom Dugan
Waiter
Leslie Sachs
Waitress
Michael Crider
Industry Type
Brent Hinkley
Mel
Michael Yama
Wataru Yamaguchi
Jim Wise
Kenny
Nellie Sciutto
Lisa Cantwell
Jordan Baker
Janet
Marcy Kaplan
Meredith Baker
Steve Carell
Mr. Weiland
Todd Eckert
Rob Mandel
Adrienne Alitowski
Camera
Chuck Walczak
Butler
Dina Spybey-Waters
Megan
Fred Willard
Larry
Willie Garson
Kurt
Ping Wu
Jim Wong
Bill Birch
Brad
Kristen Eykel
Danielle
John Ennis
Waiter
Neal McDonough
Craig
Chris Bonno
Delivery Guy
Regan Forman
Rhonda
John Prosky
Norman
Kenny Johnson
Brian McDonald
Eddie Bowz
Detective Cosovich
Jack E. Herman
Stage Manager
Ben Kronen
Mr. Leitner
Richardson Morse
Contributor
Stasi Glenn Farbes
Woman
Fred Sanders
Bob Whiteman
David Bickford
Agent
John Mahon
Col. Alan Drake
Harper Roisman
Mr. Henderson
Jeanette Miller
Mrs. Collins
Scott Layne
Delivery Guy
Vito D'Ambrosio
Paulie
Scotty Cox
11 Year Old Finch
Harry Van Gorkum
Simon
Laurie Taylor-Williams
Beth
Robin Nance
Kim
Buck Kartalian
Clerk
Ivana Miličević
Katinka
Becky Thyre
Tallulah
Dick Clark
Dick Clark
Joyce Bulifant
Fannie Finch
Stan Sellers
Contestant
David Castellani
Waiter
Nora Dunn
Naomi
Judy Greer
Bridget Manning
Alan Rachins
Tate Gittling
Patrick Kerr
Clark Finkel
Megan Cavanagh
Marjorie
Meredith Zealy
Camille
Brooke Burns
Kelly
Moon Bloodgood
Penny
Colby Donaldson
Tad
Matt Ross
Adam
Brandy Howard
Collette
June Squibb
Mrs. Peebles
Rosalind Ayres
Audrey Leeds
Roy Dotrice
Jarvis Leeds
Harvey Levine
Weinstein
Richard Kind
Jimmy Korsh
Alice Hirson
Helen Korsh
James Greene
Father Vincent
Krista Allen
Mary Elizabeth
Cherise Bangs
Mary Catherine
Anjua Warfield-Maximo
Model
Corbin Bernsen
Corbin Bernsen
Amy Yasbeck
Skyler
Julian Bailey
Nick
Charles Walker
Reverend McGinty
Kelly Mantle
Robert/Nina Man-Horn
Brittany Daniel
Sarah
Julie Claire
Kristen
Leann Hunley
Binnie
Jon Lovitz
Roland Devereaux
Stephen Dunham
Andrew
Patrick Fabian
Martin
Agostino Castagnola
Opera Singer
Don Woodard
Referee
Brooke Shields
Erlene
Melissa Rivers
Herself
Kathie Lee Gifford
Allison Spencer
J. Grant Albrecht
Evan Garrison
Crystal Bernard
Crystal Bernard
Charles Esten
Jake
Andy Garrison
Jim Morrison
Annette Pollack
Woman
Kristy Swanson
Allison
Darren Kennedy
Shawn
Barbara Pilavin
Woman #1
Marielle Fosheé
Woman #2
Emily Procter
Anchorwoman
Scott N. Stevens
Young Father
Shannon Maureen Brown
Lorena
Donna Ponterotto
Receptionist
Raphelle Hink
Raphelle
Joel Traywick
Intern
Veronica Webb
Veronica Webb
Tracy Zahoryin
Noelle
Jim Round
Intern
Leslie Bibb
Nikki
Cecily Adams
Doris
David Valcin
Young Executive
Gina Mari
Kirsten
Anya Longwell
Anya
Tony Rossi
Delivery Man
Caroline Bossi
Model
Dawn Maxey
Connie
J. Robin Miller
Bagel Girl
Jenya Lano
Kimmy
Carol Ann Susi
Mrs. Boukidis
Adam Setliff
Scottie
Ian Jacklin
Guy with Tattoo
Dennis Fanning
Cop
Peter Breitmayer
Manager
Robert Hallak
Frank
Scott Mosenson
Richard
Lisa Marie Russell
Pregnant Woman
Jennifer Savidge
Binnie
Dara Tomanovich
Jill
Jack Shearer
Official
Dennis Napolitano
Waiter
Tim Pulice
Jensen
James Luca McBride
Delivery Guy
Jocelyne Kelly
Model
Laura Tyler
Model
Ed Berke
Bartender
Amy Dowd
Office Employee
Valeri Ross
The Doctor
BJ Porter
Emcee
Steve Garvey
Steve Garvey
Jason Beck
Bouncer
Don Bovingloh
Passenger
Lisa Deanne Young
Stewardess
Eddie Allen
Clarence
Mercedes Kastner
Nature Scout
Lauren Schaffel
Nature Scout
Anthony Tyler Quinn
Brad
Gerald Jann
Dr. Fong
Stephen Hibbert
Carl
Cynthia Taylor
Woman
Ashley Gardner
Lori
Ted Rooney
Harry
Richard Livingston
Andrew
Mona Wyatt
Judge
Susan Talbot
Hostess
Charles P. Distefano
Hamilton
Dakin Matthews
Les
Lori Mendez
Model
Barret Swatek
Nicole
Eric Perardi
Justin
James Laing
Guard
Alex Solowitz
Mark
Richard Gilbert-Hill
Mr. Peters
Eve Brenner
Lillian
Veralyn Jones
Nurse
Marissa Jaret Winokur
Dee Dee
David Carradine
David Carradine
Eddie McClintock
Slam
Christina Moore
Colleen
Martin Mull
Stan
T.J. Thyne
Jarod
Harry S. Murphy
Larry Hamilton
Ashley Hughes
Denise Hamilton
Elizabeth Rodriguez
Maria
Sami Reed
Kelly
Nikki Fuller
Woman Boxer
Mo Collins
Robin
Mindy Sterling
Mrs. Lubitz
Adrian Neil
Maitre D'
David St. James
Dr. Ajay
Herschel Savage
Ron
Sandra Taylor
Trish
Johnny Moran
Dick Tation
Marc Brett
Man
Tom Jourden
Tucker
Lauren Petty
Julie
Kirsten Nelson
Helen
Samm Levine
Sid Greenberg
Rachel Chagall
Aunt Mindy
Robert Merrill
Man
Earl Schuman
Great-Grandpa Saul
Timmy Fitzpatrick
Little Boy
Ben Bode
Harry
Valerie Perrine
Carol
Bill Erwin
Mr. King
Thomas Mills
Trucker
Kenneth Mars
Horst
Jacqueline Schultz
Donna
Dean Cain
Chris Williams
Richard Molinare
Guy
Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner
Samantha Smith
Stella Rudin
Roger Eschbacher
Mr. Adler
Bobby Harwell
Minister
David Raibon
Posse Member
Ted Davis
Rahjeev
Michael Patrick McGill
Irish Bartender
Brian Unger
Handsome Bartender
Monica Parker
Mrs. Visnjeic
Daniel Kountz
Milo
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Penny
Irina Maleeva
Mrs. Kaminsky, Cleaning Woman
Erin Murphy
Pretty Woman
Madison Mason
Dick Radford
Nathan Norton
Paul
Kim Kim
Woman
Jenna Boyd
Hannah Gallo
Ed Gale
Jimmy
Sean Smith
Maitre 'D
Jason Huber
Sandwich Guy
Bill A. Jones
Mr. Barry
Grant Garrison
Young Man
Adam Jeffries
Danny
Scott Whyte
Rob
Dave Foley
Jay
Pete Gardner
Large Man
Matt Boren
Nicholas
Jeremy Howard
Terry
Christine Holz-Lusita
Movie Patron
Joe Rogan
Chris
Trevor St. John
Cameron
Brigid Brannagh
Ruth
Edward James Gage
Mark Krendall
Greg Proops
Turtleneck Guy
Michael Ensign
Bob Fennel
Kate Spade
Kate Spade
Rod Biermann
Clark
Patience Cleveland
Noonie
Alan Thicke
Alan Thicke
Huey Lewis
Gary Rosenberg
C.C. DeVille
Lloyd
Leeza Gibbons
Leeza Gibbons
Molly Murphy
Jenny Thicke
Brian Kaiser
Waiter
Gabriel Pimentel
Village Person
Joseph S. Griffo
Village Person
Martin Klebba
Village Person
Andre Ware
André Delacroix
Andrew Hawtrey
Waiter
Lynnette Gaza
Jamie
George Lucas
George Lucas
Melissa Anne Young
Justina
Morgan Fairchild
Lily Barton
Michael Fairman
Bob
Jack Carter
Chick Rivers
Len Lesser
Uncle Jimmy
Jason Marsden
Tony Zitelli
Wolf Muser
Magnus
Chris Wylde
Max
Amanda Tosch
Model
Dan Anders
Sven
A.J. Marton
Young Tony Zitelli
Jeffrey Noah
Young Elliott
Jarrett Grode
Patron
Jim Cashman
Waiter
Orly Ten Napel
Lingerie Model
Don Perry
Timmy
Byron Batista
Audience Member
Nick Lachey
98°
Jeff Timmons
98°
Justin Jeffre
98°
Drew Lachey
98°