On screen
Cast
178 credited performers
Jennifer Saunders
Edina Monsoon
Joanna Lumley
Patsy Stone
Julia Sawalha
Saffron 'Saffy' Monsoon
June Whitfield
Mother
Jane Horrocks
Bubble / Katy Grin / Radio Presenter (voice)
Naoko Mori
Sarah
Harriet Thorpe
Fleur
Helen Lederer
Catriona
Christopher Malcolm
Justin
Christopher Ryan
Marshall
Mo Gaffney
Bo
Kathy Burke
Magda
Lulu
Self (voice)
Tilly Blackwood
Lady Candida De Denison-Bender
Llewella Gideon
Beautician
Emma Bunton
Self
Felix Dexter
John
Celia Imrie
Claudia Bing
Eleanor Bron
Patsy's Mother
Fern Britton
Self
Gary Beadle
Oliver
Twiggy
Self
Caroline Waldron
Caroline
Antony Cotton
Damon
Adrian Edmondson
Hamish
Melanie Jessop
Policewoman
Joanna Bowen
Journalist
Ruby Wax
Beth
Mossie Smith
Flossie
Kate O'Mara
Jackie Stone
James Dreyfus
Christopher
Nickolas Grace
Jonny
Alexandra Bastedo
Penny Caspar-Morse
Anthony Asbury
Georgy
Russell Kilmister
Surgeon
Robert Ripa
Old Frenchman
Geoffrey McGivern
Customs Officer
Juliette Mole
Air Hostess
Tim Woodward
Headmaster Tony Simmonds
Lisa Coleman
Joanna
Adrian Ross Magenty
James
James Lance
Daniel
Paul Mark Elliott
Teacher
Sidney Cole
Teacher
Annabelle Hampson
Headmistress
Tricia Harrison
School Secretary
Dawn French
Kathy
Jennifer Piercey
Antonia
Orla Brady
Nurse Mary
David Henry
Mr Simpson
Mandy Rice-Davies
Dream Patsy
Helena Bonham Carter
Dream Saffron
Richard E. Grant
Dream Justin
Suzi Quatro
Dream Nurse
Germaine Greer
Dream Mother
Sylvia Anderson
Lady Penelope (voice)
Gwen Humble
Sondra Lorrance
Mark Tandy
Mark
Natascha McElhone
Art Gallery Attendant
Ciaran McIntyre
Vicar
John Wells
Uncle Humphrey
Harroun Hanif
Yentob
Karim Skalli
Ali
Britt Ekland
Self
Zandra Rhodes
Self
Jo Brand
Carmen
Miranda Richardson
Bettina
Patrick Barlow
Max
Meera Syal
Suzy
Mark Wing-Davey
Malcolm
Hugh Ross
Judge
Miranda Forbes
Woman in Car
Helena McCarthy
Old Woman
Jane Galloway
1950s Nurse
Suzy Aitchison
1970s Nurse
Mia Soteriou
Guitar Player
Mari MacKenzie
Dancer
Philip Franks
Poet
Wolf Christian
Fireman
Rebecca Front
Cherysh
Ian Gelder
David
Idris Elba
Hilton
Andrew Loudon
Geoff
Lee Walters
Boy 1
Ben Soames
Boy 2
Damian Hunt
Serge Monsoon
Stuart Piper
Serge Monsoon
Corral Royal
Serge Monsoon
Naomi Campbell
Self
Simon Stokes
Gerard
Paul Reynolds
Squeak
Peter Richardson
Tony
John Hudson
Lecturer
David Cardy
Candid Cameraman
Louis Hilyer
Candid Cameraman
Kevin Allen
Ben
Suzanne Bertish
Gina
Sean Chapman
Santé
Max Brandt
Mitchell Friedman
Josie Lawrence
Cable TV Presenter
Drew Eliot
Justice of the Peace
Chuck Varesko
New York Transvestite
Raven O.
New York Transvestite
Andre Shoals
New York Transvestite
Rupert Penry-Jones
Boy at Party
Daniela Denby-Ashe
Saffy's Daughter
Daniel Newman
Saffy's Son
Marianne Faithfull
God
Christian Lacroix
Self
Bob Barrett
Labour Party Man
Stephen Gately
Self
Michael Greco
Self
Richard Madeley
Self
Lady Victoria Hervey
Self
Judy Finnigan
Self
Crispin Bonham-Carter
Jago Balfour
Dora Bryan
Dolly
Tim Wylton
Brice
Dave Gorman
Rimmer
Pascal Liger
Sleazy Man
Sacha Distel
Self
Daphne Selfe
Self
Annegret Tree
Self
Erin O'Connor
Self
Julian Rhind-Tutt
Taylor
Anita Pallenberg
Devil
Jessica Willcocks
Minge
Andrea Gillie
Patsy's Secretary
Robin Cope
Fitness Instructor
Emma Pierson
Kasha
Lill Roughley
Jude
Miles Western
Martin
Josh Neale
Josh
Ashley Clish
Child Saffy
Jeillo Edwards
Jeillo
Dale Winton
Self
Leigh Lawson
Self
Kristin Scott Thomas
Plum Berkeley
Janette Tough
Midwife
Mariella Frostrup
Self
Minnie Driver
Self
Suzanne Burden
Character not listed
Clarissa Dickson Wright
Clarissa
Stephen Finegold
Policeman
Emer O'Connor
Policewoman
Simon Brodkin
Doctor
Todd Talbot
'Chicago' Dancer
Sergio Priftis
'Chicago' Dancer
Richard Roe
'Chicago' Dancer
Zak Nemorin
'Chicago' Dancer
Simon Breen
'Chicago' Dancer
Robert Lindsay
Pete
Elton John
Self
Katie Blake
Boobarella Actor
Sam Spedding
Boobarella Actor
Charlotte Palmer
Zookeeper
Perou
Photographer
Jean-Paul Gaultier
Self
Lucy Montgomery
Baron
Katy Wix
Annabelle
Sofie Gråbøl
Sarah Lund
Lindsay Duncan
Jeanne Durand
Rose Johnson
Patsy's Intern
Camille Ucan
Bubble's Intern
Femi Oyeniran
Agent
Amy Yamazaki
Agent
Patricia Potter
Royal Albert Hall Manager
Richard Sisson
Pianist
Mark Kermode
Self
Kirsty Wark
Self
La Roux
Self
Eleanor Thom
Olympic Reception Greeter
Beattie Edmondson
Olympic Reception Waitress
James O'Driscoll
Blind Paralympian
Kelly Holmes
Self
Tanni Grey-Thompson
Self
Stella McCartney
Self
Linford Christie
Self