On screen
Cast
106 credited performers
Adrian Edmondson
Vyvyan
Rik Mayall
Rick
Nigel Planer
Neil
Christopher Ryan
Mike
Alexei Sayle
The Balowski Family
Mark Arden
Policeman
Stephen Frost
Tess
Ben Elton
Baz
Robbie Coltrane
Dr. Carlisle
Andy de la Tour
Convict
Gareth Hale
Peasant
Dawn French
Easter Bunny
Maggie Steed
Witch
Norman Pace
Soldier
Paul Bradley
Pilot
Pauline Melville
Woman on Bus
Ruth Burnett
Goldilocks
Jim Barclay
Policeman in Van
Peter Laxton
Boy on Corn Flakes Box
Alan Freeman
God
Patrick Newell
1st Man on Raft
Chris Barrie
Ship's Captain
Peter Wear
Death
David Rappaport
Shirley
Cindy Shelley
Girl on Radio
Chris Ellis
Geoff
Paola Dionisotti
DHSS Offical
Helen Lederer
Bank Teller
Roger Sloman
Darren's Father / Coldstream Guard
Arnold Brown
Prisoner
Peter Greene
TV Vicar
Ceri Jackson
Mother on Cornflakes Box
Jennifer Saunders
Sue
Kilian McKenna
Snogging Man
Michael Redfern
Policeman
Brian Croucher
Mr. Real Robber
Emma Thompson
Miss Money-Sterling
John Otway
John Otway
Ronnie Golden
Buddy Holly
Mel Smith
Grenada Security Guard
Jools Holland
Punk in Bank
Hilary Mason
Old Woman Next Door
Roger Ashton-Griffiths
Orgo
Griff Rhys Jones
Bamber 'Bambi' Gascoigne
Terry Jones
Vicar
Norman Lovett
Man from the penny arcade
Cyril Shaps
Old Man Next Door
Helen Atkinson-Wood
Woman in Advert
Hugh Laurie
Lord Monty
Kay Stonham
Neighbour
Anthony Sharp
Roland Pervical
Tony Robinson
Dr. Not The Nine O'Clock News
Damaris Hayman
Woman Pushing Corpse
Lenny Henry
Postman
Stephen Fry
Lord Snot
Lemmy Kilmister
himself
Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor
himself
'Fast' Eddie Clark
himself
Jacqueline Clarke
TV Wife
Christine Ellerbeck
Maggie
Gerard Kelly
White Youth
Herbert Norville
Black Youth
Tony Alleff
Saudi King's aide
Mark Ezra
Saudi King
Barrie Cookson
2nd Man on Raft
Terry Medlicott
Genie
David Rhule
Roller Disco Patron
Nick Dunning
TV Reporter
Ken Parry
Major Domo
Robin Parkinson
Man in Hell
Clair Hill
Girl on Cornflakes Box
Jean Campbell-Dallas
Old Lady Vandal
Tony Sympson
Old Man at DHSS
Keith Allen
Pestilence
Tony Allen
Fisher
Linda Henry
Girl at party
Nicholas Ball
Dr. Jim Morrison
Mark Dewison
Neil
Sadie Hamilton
Blonde at Party
David Lloyd
Road
William McBain
Rocky
David Squire
English Punk
Justine Lord
The White Witch
Tamsin Heatley
Janet
Steve Dixon
Madman
Steve Kelly
Truck Driver
Janet Prince
Stonehenge
Vikki Chambers
Aged and toothless and bent old crone
Ron Cook
Convict
Daniel Peacock
Dying Man in Cabin
Barry Stanton
Postman
Gary Beadle
Smythe the Bosun
Jonathan Caplan
Sir Boring Old Fart
Lee Cornes
Spasspecker
Paul Merton
Peasant
Julianne White
Secretary
Perry Benson
Spaz
Hugh Cecil
Man in street
Jean Channon
Witch
Carla Mendonça
People's Poet Groupie
David Rolfe
Policeman in Van
Brian Oulton
Mr. Pye (Neil's Dad)
Peggy Thorpe-Bates
Mrs. Pye (Neil's Mum)
Joanne Pearce
Dawn
Lise Mayer
Woman in Hawk advert
Mark Lambert
Bank Supervisor