On screen
Cast
41 credited performers
Ford Kiernan
Jack Jarvis
Greg Hemphill
Victor McDade
Paul Riley
Winston Ingram
Jane McCarry
Isa Drennan
Sanjeev Kohli
Navid Harrid
Gavin Mitchell
Robert 'Boabby' Taylor
Mark Cox
Tam Mullen
Scott Reid
Mick
Paul Young
Character not listed
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Sheena Penson
Sandra
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Gordon McCorkell
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Sandy Nelson
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John McCririck
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Debbie Welsh
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Lorraine Kelly
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Sylvester McCoy
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Ron Donachie
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Eileen McCallum
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Clive Russell
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Michelle McManus
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Billy Boyd
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Kenzie
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David Hayman
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Robbie Coltrane
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Celia Imrie
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Ian Bustard
Alfie
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Bruce Morton
Hospital Doctor
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Steven Cartwright
GP
Dorothy Paul
Molly Drummond
Artwork unavailable
Johnnie Mac
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Jim Watt
Self
David Ireland
John
Craig Ferguson
Callum
Midge Ure
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Amy Macdonald
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Tracey Robertson
DHSS Woman
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James Young
Goubo
Alec Westwood
Guide 3
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Jason Harvey
Photographer
Moyo Akandé
Interviewer
Artwork unavailable
Jackie Bird
Herself