On screen
Cast
38 credited performers
Bette Midler
Bette
Kevin Dunn
Roy
Robert Hays
Roy
Joanna Gleason
Connie Randolph
James Dreyfus
Oscar
Artwork unavailable
Marina Malota
Rose
Stephanie Faracy
Character not listed
Fred Willard
Character not listed
Christine Dunford
Character not listed
Laura Silverman
Character not listed
Lily Tomlin
Character not listed
Tim Conlon
Character not listed
Earl Billings
Character not listed
Tim Curry
Character not listed
Star Jones
Character not listed
Sharon Lawrence
Character not listed
Jenifer Lewis
Character not listed
Christopher Darga
Character not listed
Artwork unavailable
Jeff Coopwood
Character not listed
Steven Houska
Character not listed
David James Elliott
Character not listed
Pamela Dunlap
Character not listed
Kenneth Kimmins
Character not listed
Ashley French
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Richard Harris
Character not listed
Gary Janetti
Character not listed
Lisa Ling
Character not listed
Benjamin Lum
Character not listed
Samm Levine
Character not listed
Aaron Norvell
The Stock Boy
Meredith Vieira
Character not listed
Josh Zuckerman
Character not listed
Daniel Hansen
Character not listed
Christian Clemenson
Character not listed
Brenda Song
Character not listed
Brandon Johnson
Police Officer
Lindsay Lohan
Rose
Danny DeVito
Danny DeVito