On screen
Cast
240 credited performers
Mark Addy
Bill Miller
Jami Gertz
Judy Miller
Jennifer Irwin
Linda Michaels
Taylor Ball
Brian Miller
Renee Olstead
Lauren Miller
Soleil Borda
Tina Miller
Joel Murray
Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons
Sally Struthers
Louise Miller
David Koechner
Carl
Lauren Schaffel
Becca
James Patrick Stuart
Perry
John Marshall Jones
Maxwell 'Mack' McDaniel
Marin Mazzie
Kathy Halverson
Kevin Nealon
Ted Halverson
Lex Medlin
Jerry Bergner
Chad Einbinder
Teammate #1
Kerri Kenney
Mary Simms
Todd Stashwick
Kyle Polsky
Paul Sorvino
Al Miller
Ashley French
Bonnie
Julia Campbell
Shelly
Patricia Belcher
Miss Bodin
Ashley Monique Clark
Kristin
Clyde Kusatsu
Johnny
Justine Bateman
Terry
Lauren Storm
Kaitlin
Steven Gilborn
Gene Michaels
Janet Carroll
Helen Michaels
Samm Levine
Douglas
Connie Ray
Joy
Richard Kind
Dr. Nathan Gerber
Swoosie Kurtz
Helen Michaels
Liza del Mundo
Receptionist
Ron Dean
Slim Callahan
Charles Robinson
Scully
Timothy Bumatay
Neal
Shawn Pyfrom
Matthew Halverson
Sean Marquette
Chris
Kit Pongetti
Estelle
Lucy Lee Flippin
Belly
Diedrich Bader
Bob
Kylee Russell
Trudy
Judith Hoag
Melanie Goldman
Joel McKinnon Miller
Frank
Vicki Lee Taylor
Character not listed
Vanessa Hudgens
Tiffany
Scott Adsit
Mike
Beth Littleford
Kristy Duncan
Steve Ryan
Security Guard
Patience Cleveland
Mrs. Hackman
Marsha Clark
Mother
Greg Vaughan
Trevor - Hunky Spin Instructor
Jerry Lambert
Big Tom Jensen
Amy Hill
Mrs. Cutler
Linda Dangcil
Nearby Woman
Jeffrey Nordling
Matt Russell - Restaurateur
Elizabeth Berridge
Sandy Hartwick
Daniella Monet
Bethany
Ryan McPartlin
Jeremy
Masi Oka
Ronald
Dave Price
Coat Checker (uncredited)
Tim Kazurinsky
Irv
Allisyn Snyder
Ella
Ben Savage
Seth Cosella
Thomas F. Wilson
Coach Kirk Stone
P.J. Marino
Bartender
Jill Remez
Denise Holman
William Ragsdale
Dan Goldman
Colton James
Alex
Dan Gauthier
Steve Upton
David Hasselhoff
Gary Maddox
Maz Jobrani
Mr. Conway
Wendy Braun
Dr. Sarah Cunningham
John Patrick Amedori
Jason
Aaron Hill
Chad Kemp
Nicole Randall Johnson
Karen Gault
Tom Bosley
Dr. S.T. Bloom
Evan Lee Dahl
Teen #1 (credit only)
Christopher Halsted
Trent
Chris Elliott
Jeff Hackman
Willie Gault
Willie Gault
Rachel Reenstra
Attractive Woman #1
Wayne Wilderson
Referee
Keesha Sharp
Lexi
Tim Blaney
Jess Milton
Selita Ebanks
Woman
Jascha Washington
Howard
Amy Farrington
Emmy
Allan Murray
Pit-Boss
Dave Stann
Stickman
Johnny Torres
Casino Patron
Lyrica Woodruff
Eliza
Maurice Godin
Paul
Sean Masterson
Terrance
Sonya Eddy
Carla
Randy Lowell
Ted
Laila Sadeq
Kaitlin
William G. Schilling
Ben
Victoria Reid Taylor
Mrs. Harper
Dakota Sky
Boy
Rich Hutchman
Coach Holinger
Mitch Rouse
Eric
Ashley Brown
Candy Jensen
Meagen Fay
Cheryl Jensen
Micah Henson
Tommy Jensen Jr.
Jack Ong
Man
Victor McCay
Opera Patron
Carolyn Seymour
Beverly Gerber
Amy Benedict
Colleen
Don Cummings
Patient
Steven Shaw
Man
Francesca Catalano
Girl in Pink
Bennet Guillory
Middle Aged Man
Monica Young
Beautiful Woman
Cooper Gillespie
Sales Girl
Will Burke
Jim
Dalia Vosylius
Female Player
Oscar Nuñez
Tim
Jessica Randle
Customer
Laura Pinner
Hostess
Hugh O'Gorman
Weezer
Peter Breitmayer
Rusty
Jason Hillhouse
Porn Store Customer
Mark L. Young
Kid #1
Timothy Davis-Reed
Bonnie's Dad
Tracy Nelson
Elise Larkin
Jim Holmes
Jake Larkin
Travis Cantrell
Dorian Larkin
Cassie Silva
Tracy
Christopher T. Wood
Parent #1
John Ennis
Chuck Quinn
Connie Jackson
Woman
Teddy Lane Jr.
Man
Maureen Cassidy
Madelyne Beck
Shelley Buckner
Amber
Joy Jorgensen
Jenna
David Brisbin
Father
Daniel Bryan Cartwell
Banjo Player #1
Sean Kelly Magner
Matthew Halverson
James Silverman
Daniel
Jillian Bach
Stacy
Tyler Derek
Meteorologist
Izzy Diaz
Paco
Jeff Garvin
Customer
Mary-Pat Green
Emma
Zuzana Monroe
The Czech girl
Ed Yeager
Narrator
Dennis Hadley
Announcer
Sam Horrigan
Kyle
Taran Killam
Andy, Varsity Basketball Player #1
Art LaFleur
Coach Walters
Michael Alexander Newman
Player
Joey Sylvester
Steve 'CrotchRot'
Jerry Hardin
Grinds
Heather McPhaul
Nurse
Lamont Thompson
Doctor
Marcus Toji
Donald
Marcia Ann Burrs
Customer
Steve Seagren
Customer
Patrick Bristow
Simon
Evan Paley
Robbie
Vinnie Pergola
Eric
Kathleen M. Darcy
Teacher
Vince Neil
Tattoo Artist
Todd Merrill
Businessman
Tim Wrightman
Tim Wrightman
Zane Carney
Sideline Musician
Jordan Baker
Dr. McCleary
Rodney Dangerfield
Ed Bailey
Gabriel Gutierrez
Man #1
Joanna Sanchez
Woman #1
Suzanne Whang
Patron
Marty Belafsky
Samm 'Lord Hades'
Chip Chinery
Gilbert's Father
Jason Earles
Goran the Invincible
Dave Matos
Pizza Guy
Teo Olivares
The Owl Keeper
Jack Salvatore Jr.
The Oracle
Edward James Gage
Don
Charlie Hartsock
Man
Jordan Orr
Nicky
Dabier
Scott
Mary Hart
Mary
Tim Maculan
Store Clerk
Phil Morris
Dr. Holden
Courtney Chase
Brenda
Andrea De Oliveira
Miss Stephanie
Jake Martin
Pretzel Guy
Tom Archdeacon
Drew
Jackie Debatin
Denise
Elena Goodman
Debbie
Bo Derek
Mrs. Rose Grundy
Tara Lipinski
Sarah
Johnny Latson
Jeannie
Nick Toth
Customer
Eileen Barnett
Midge
Marypat Farrell
Wendy
Ian Merrill Peakes
Waiter
Karl T. Wright
Doctor
J. Richey Nash
Glen Pierson
Richie Sambora
Roach
Michael Francis Clarke
Father
Steven Rozic
Driver
Michael Patrick McGill
Noom
Jared Hillman
Chris
Wally Rudolph
Pizza Guy
Peter MacKenzie
Mr. Kruger
Mitchell Fink
Marco
Matthew Gottlieb
Wallace
Tom Ecobelli
Admissions Officer
Dave Stann
Stickman
Noah Matthews
Billy
Lauren Bowles
Nancy
Larisa Miller
Customer
Mary Gillis
Dot
Parker Goris
Kid
Douglas Fisher
Butler
Wendy Worthington
Mrs. Velsey
Tony Jones
Mover
Terri Cavanaugh
Square Dance Teacher
J.C. Crimp
Reuben
Víctor Rojas
Young Dexter
David Wachs
Arnie
Chris Villa
Referee
Greg Ballora
Josh Milton
Monique Cooper
Cinnamon
Andy Forrest
Mr. Unger
Jennifer D. Johnson
Sasha
Shea Parker
Ethan
Betsy Rue
Brandy
Shannon Vann
Classmate
Todd Bosley
Neil
Ronnie Alvarez
Hakim
Angie Hill
Paige
Courtney Taylor Burness
Emily
Chaise Goris
Hanna
T.W. Leshner
Trey
Megan McNulty
Amy Holman
Terry Rhoads
Dr. Holman
Stephanie Howard
Attractive Woman #2