On screen
Cast
296 credited performers
George López
George Lopez
Constance Marie
Angie Lopez
Luis Armand Garcia
Max Lopez
Valente Rodriguez
Ernie
Belita Moreno
Benny Lopez
Masiela Lusha
Carmen Lopez
Emiliano Díez
Vic Palmero
Aimee Garcia
Veronica Palmero
Jack Blessing
Jack Powers
Mark Tymchyshyn
Mel Powers
Bryan Fisher
Jason McNamara
Elmarie Wendel
Gina
Nick Offerman
Randy
Ron Pearson
Officer Robinson
Trevor Wright
Zack Powers
Mel Rodriguez
Frank
Tonantzin Esparza
Marisol
Dagney Kerr
Claudia
J.B. Gaynor
Ricky
Sandra Bullock
Amy
Carl Anthony Payne II
Curtis
William Marquez
Manny Lopez
Steven Montfort
Earl
George Wendt
Ed
Gigi Rice
Wendy
Lou Diamond Phillips
George L.
Ming-Na Wen
Professor Lim
Marilyn Milian
Judge Alvarez
Kyle Searles
Tom
Cristina Saralegui
Lydia
Adam West
Jonathan K. Martin
Skye McCole Bartusiak
L'il Bit
Tony O'Dell
Patrick
Dot-Marie Jones
The Inmate
Jerry Springer
Wayne
Hilary Duff
Kenzie
Stacy Keibler
Lindsay
Eva LaRue
Linda Lorenzo
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Campbell
Jim O'Heir
Reggie
Autumn Reeser
Piper
Rachel Snow
Toby
Malcolm Wain
Alberto
Jordan Masterson
Adam
Frederick Martin Smith
Police Officer
Kelly Mantle
Mrs. Lopez
Teddy Lane Jr.
The Cop
Brooks Almy
Principal Stoller
Steven Wollenberg
Bob Sorkin
Keith Burke
Trent
Oscar de la Hoya
Tony
Kaitlin Olson
Janet
Ian Gomez
Jewelry Salesman
Gus Hoffman
Heavyset Kid
Dave Mirra
Dave Mirra
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Vanessa Brooks
Paul Gleason
Lou Powers
Leslie Jordan
Doctor
Stacy Keach
Blaine McNamara
Ashley French
Olivia
Richard Lewis
Phillip Nickleson
Hector Elias
Father John
Andy Garcia
Ray
Eva Longoria
Brooke
Ken Howard
Dr. Woodson
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Freddie Moreno
Jason Stuart
Sales Managerr
Richard Riehle
Eddie Carter
Ashley Edner
Frances
Lisa Guerrero
Linda Lorenzo #1
Johnny Pacar
Noah
Steve Hytner
Dr. Lisby
Chingy
Chingy
Alfred De Contreras
Customer
William Hung
William Hung
Alyson Reed
Mrs. Reynolds
Paris Hilton
Ashley / Lorraine
Kenny Lofton
Kenny Lofton
Paget Brewster
Ginger
Laila Ali
Laila Ali
Rita Moreno
Luisa Diaz
Mario López
Officer Hector Sanchez
Jason Connery
Mike
Peter MacKenzie
Dr. Loftusi
Mayan López
Jackie
Elena Lyons
Mary
Kristin Bauer
Chris Watson
Edward James Olmos
Mr. Vega
Jim Lau
The Maitre d'
Joel McKinnon Miller
Ed Driscoll
Efren Ramirez
The New Class Treasurer
Ismael 'East' Carlo
Uncle Joe
Cheech Marin
Lalo
Jacqueline Obradors
Gloria
Jimmie Walker
Lionel
Michael Clarke Duncan
Dr. Holland
Donna Pieroni
Marcia
Chloe Bridges
Zoey
Maria Canals-Barrera
Claudia
Denise Faye
Nicole
Sonia Braga
Emilina Palmero
Spencer Garrett
Character not listed
Rudy Ramos
The Old Man
Soren Fulton
Eric
Tommy Chong
Mr. Gutierrez
Robert Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez
Donovan McNabb
Donovan McNabb
Ricardo Chavira
Victor
Esai Morales
Manny Lopez
James Lesure
Ben Adams
John Michael Higgins
Charles
Thomas F. Wilson
Sonny
Brian Austin Green
Chris
Connie Ramirez
Aunt Lynette
Jamal Mixon
Lawrence
Cesar Rosas
Ceasar Rosas
Danny Trejo
Bobby
Patrick St. Esprit
Special Agent Saunders
Daunte Culpepper
Daunte Culpepper
Jim Belushi
The Inspector
Greg Lee
Rob
Steve Ryan
Jim Morey
Michelle Paradise
Laura
Bob Koherr
Carl
Zack Ewing
Young Boy
Kyle Clark
Eric
Jacob Richardson
Ben
Jonathan Jones
Duncan
Paige Segal
Jessica
Kenneth Schmidt
Boy #1
Sam Saletta
Luke
Anthony Cross-Thomas
Classmate
Gregg Daniel
Jim
Cathy Shambley
Mrs. Johnson
Don Tiffany
Parent #1
Brooke Radding
Kid #1
Jordan Calloway
Kid #2
Hayden Tank
Kid #3
Rory Thost
Timmy
Klee Bragger
Kevin
Lillian Hurst
Mrs. Cardenas
Olga Merediz
Aunt Cecilia
Clement Blake
Homeless Guy
Andrew Dorsett
Teenager (uncredited)
Brenda Song
Jennifer
Carly Schroeder
Ashley
Nancy Linehan Charles
Mrs. Wilder
Joe Michaels
Brandon
Jessica Friedman
Valerie
Vanitey Ramdhan
Becky
Kelsey Kemper
Trick or Treater
Paige Hurd
Little Girl
Steve Garvey
Steve Garvey
Joe Morgan
Joe Morgan
Scott Klace
Bobby Murphy
Marty Nedboy
Marty
Connie Ray
Debbie
Allegra de Peralta
Kathy (uncredited)
Bari Hochwald
Cindy
Dani Goldman
Michelle
Sarah Bibb
Meter Lady
Cristos
Giggles
Diane Sellers
Emma
Andrew Stanfield
Extra (uncredited)
Daniel Cage Theodore
Thug (uncredited)
Marcelo Tubert
Señor Scrooge
Oleg Zatsepin
Roberto Cratchett
Marty Celis
Tiny Timoteo
Sonia Iris Lozada
Narrator
Alejandro Furth
Carlos
Izzy Diaz
Hector
John Balma
Construction Worker
Elena St. John
Carla
Steve Schirripa
Tony
Todd Duffey
Teenage Boy (voice) (uncredited)
Miriam Flynn
Brenda
Kate Orsini
Bartender
Jason Antoon
Hosni
Demetra Raven
Allison
Deirdre M. Smith
Cynthia
Branden Williams
Junior
Casey Sander
Mr. Dugan
Mary K. DeVault
Woman #1
Susan Slome
Woman #2
Josip Kuchan
Yuri
Sara Van Horn
Jean
Amaury Nolasco
Young Manny
Maria Beck
Young Benny
Nicole Stuart
Rachel
Rod Britt
Doctor
Abbie Jaye
Piccolo Player
Gerry Bednob
Mr. Gidwani
Eloy Casados
Dr. Anthony Tovar
Geoffrey Wade
The Doctor
Tanika Brown McKelvy
Bailiff
David Brian Apparis Jr
Big-head Ernie
Carrie Ann Nagy
Waitress
Zachary James Bernard
Danny
Shane R. Williamson
Scott
Frank Crim
Allen
Roger V. Burton
Walter
Jacquie Barnbrook
Helen
Marilyn O'Connor
Dorothy
Hira Ambrosino
Prosecutor
Joel S. Greco
Joey Greco
Kristen Brockman
Party Girl
Barbara Eden
Ruth
Rudy Moreno
Blue Collar Parent
Julie Wittner
Tanya
Kincaid Walker
Nancy
Julian Acosta
Rick Martinez
Ashly Holloway
Kristi Chapman
Jennifer Hasty
Dell
Carl Thiel
Chingon
Rafael Gayol
Chingon
Mark Del Castillo
Chingon
Rick Del Castillo
Chingon
David Alex Ruiz
Chingon
Skip Banks
Fat Elvis
Joseph Fatale
Mini Kiss
Zachary Morris
Mini Kiss
Terra Jolé
Mini Kiss
Karen Robinson
Mini Kiss
Bonnie Morgan
Rubber Girl
Rip Taylor
Rip Taylor
Chester L. McCurry
UPS Man
Michael Taggart
The Fireman
Paul Anthony Reynolds
Irate Parents
Hayden Adams
Spencer Vogel
Erik Olson
Brad
Dina Defterios
Woman
Rod Carew
Rod Carew
Jim Palmer
Jim Palmer
Michael Placencia
Guy (uncredited)
The Krofft Puppets
H.R. Pufnstuf
Marlene Forte
Sylvia
Brent Mendenhall
President Bush
Stephen Brennan
Dimitri
Indira G. Wilson
Nurse
Sierra Abel
Fairy Girl
Attila Davidhazy
Young Boy
Kyle McDougle
Character not listed
Brett Alexander
Character not listed
Jesse David Corti
Rob
Sammy Fine
Billy
Matthew Jones
Haitian Guy
Noah Luke
Davey
Bert Rosario
Octavio Palmero
Danny Mora
Mr. Carrillo
Jimmy Briscoe
Elf
Steve Larkin
Santa
Alex Rayfiel
Kenny
Joey Tyllesen
Paul
David Purdham
Father Rick
Kelli Nordhus
Shelley
Trent Gill
Brad
Danielle Riffenburgh
Hot Girl
Kendall Clement
Officer Johnson
Jesse Bostick
Attendant
Sam Green
Kid On Airplane
Axel Alba
Kid #1
Dayna Devon
Dayna
Harley Zumbrum
Big Bob
Christopher Carroll
Principal
William King
William King
Walter Orange
Walter Orange
Marcus Brown
The Bouncer
Mary Castro
Chingy Girl
Carrot Top
Carrot Top
Tennille Williams
Chingy Girl
Valeria Andrews
Taylor
Egypt Reale
Rosie the Robot
Mike Madrigal
Dan Ota
Taylor Masamitsu
Steve
Wil Myer
Kyle
Christopher T. Wood
Mall Cop
David Carpenter
Conner's Dad
Marietta DePrima
Winnie Donnelly
Joe Egender
Conner
Vern Urich
Mr. Perkins
Grace Rolek
Sara
Jesse Heiman
Boy in Restaurant
Chingon
Chingon
Barry Sigismondi
Desk Sergeant
Angelique Perrin
Baby Carmen
Duane 'Dog' Chapman
Duane 'Dog' Chapman
Antonio Villaraigosa
Antonio Villaraigosa
Ren Casey
The Driver
Judy Louise Johnson
Jamie Hope
J. Richey Nash
John Morey
Scott Michael Morgan
Carl
Troy Spurlin
Rick
Claudia Choi
Tina
Robert Wu
Andrew
Pete Leal
Uncle Arturo
Annie Sorell
Pretty Twin