On screen
Cast
60 credited performers
Rufus Jones
Nelson (voice)
Tony Way
Gary
Paul Kaye
Vince (voice)
Lucy Montgomery
Destiny (voice)
Katy Brand
Kali (voice)
Warrick Brownlow-Pike
Marion (puppetry)
Dan Tetsell
Marion (voice)
Ruth Bratt
Additional voices
Scott Mills
Character not listed
Tom Knight
Vicar
Toby Anstis
Character not listed
Lewis Macleod
Chopsticks (voice)
Christopher Biggins
God
Gemma Bissix
Character not listed
Stuart Manning
Character not listed
Chris Packham
Character not listed
Terry Nutkins
Character not listed
Jeff Brazier
Character not listed
Clive Anderson
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Chris Hughes
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Vicki Butler-Henderson
Character not listed
Eamonn Holmes
Character not listed
Kevin Eldon
Photographer
Richard O'Brien
Zombie Dog (voice)
Ainsley Harriott
Character not listed
Russell Tovey
Character not listed
Felix Dexter
Ochi (voice)
Zoë Ball
Character not listed
Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer
Rich Fulcher
Producer
Natasha Hamilton
Character not listed
Vanessa Feltz
Character not listed
Anthea Turner
Character not listed
Lembit Öpik
Character not listed
Rakesh Jhalli
Terrorist
Christian Jessen
Christian Jessen
Rita Davies
Margaret
Paul Ross
Character not listed
Will Mellor
Character not listed
Miquita Oliver
Character not listed
Chizzy Akudolu
Worker
Ayesha Antoine
Co-Worker
Xander Russell
Boy
Jordan Long
Builder Steve
Donna Harle
Tara
Susy Kane
Willis Bund
Lukas Bernays
Rickshaw child
Kerry Howard
Rickshaw mother
Ewen MacIntosh
Paramedic
Steve Burge
Builder
David Sant
Vet
Gordon Peters
Barry
Oriane Messina
Jennifer
Javier Marzan
Miner
David Armand
Steve
Amy Yamazaki
Gemma
Billy Seymour
Neil
Natalie Jayne Batten
Denise
Jordan Young
Denise's boyfriend
Nina Wadia
Nita (voice)