On screen
Cast
229 credited performers
Courteney Cox
Lucy Spiller
Ian Hart
Don Konkey
Josh Stewart
Holt McLaren
Alexandra Breckenridge
Willa McPherson
Kyra Oser
Receptionist
Jeffrey Nordling
Brent Barrow
Will McCormack
Leo Spiller
Laura Allen
Julia Mallory
Shauna Stoddart
Terry
Alexi Wasser
Naomi
Ryan Eggold
Farber Kauffman
Kevin Wheatley
Kenny
Ankur Bhatt
Kenny
Julie Claire
Cheryl Steen
Rick Fox
Prince Tyreese
Carly Pope
Garbo
Glen Badyna
Elliott
Anil Raman
Anil
Johann Urb
Johnny Gage
Richmond Arquette
Colin De Quisto
Shannyn Sossamon
Kira Klay
Grant Show
Jack Dawson
Ashley Johnson
Sharlee Cates
Owiso Odera
Gareth Dasilva
Julian Acosta
Adam Proteau
David Batiste
Adam
Danielle Sapia
Danielle
Channon Roe
Jeff Stagliano
Nancy O'Dell
Self
Paul Reubens
Chuck Lafoon
Danny Comden
Ted Rothman
Pablo Schreiber
Jason Konkey
Randy Oglesby
Reverend Thomas Sweet
Tara Summers
Abby
Shaun Robinson
Self
Billy Brown
Tweety McDaniel
Kendahl King
Tami G
Shi Ne Nielson
Emma
Mini Anden
Holt's Co-star
Stormy Daniels
Stormy
Adrianne Curry
Self
Stephanie Turner
Maddy Sweet
Lukas Haas
Marqui Jackson
Rochelle Aytes
Jasmine Ford
Bret Roberts
Cal
Timothy Bottoms
Gibson Horne
Mariette Hartley
Dorothy Spiller
Mia Cottet
Lynette Ogilvy
Demetrius Grosse
Kenny the Assistant
Anne L. Nathan
Dr. Shalba
Cynthia Addai-Robinson
Michelle
Patrick Martens
Sad Cat Man
Traber Burns
Reginald
Charles Howerton
Paul Weston
Sean Squire
Maurice
Joeanna Sayler
Lumina
Travis Wester
Employment Agent
Dominic Oliver
Reporter #2
Andrew Leeds
Alan
Jennifer Aniston
Tina Harrod
Tim Peper
Mitchell Bianchi
Vicki Lewis
The Beautician
Wayne Brady
Tweety's Henchman
Paris Barclay
Director
Christopher Knight
Self
David Newsom
Jimmy Ray Banheart
Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton
Holly Weber
Character not listed
Evan Peters
Craig Hope
Ivonne Coll
Cleaning Lady
Richard Portnow
Teddy Jick
Marc Vann
Dr. Kozar
Randall Batinkoff
Jimmy Rembar
Rolando Molina
Ozzy Romero
David Blue
Toby
Sharon Lawrence
Cassie Hope
Kiersten Warren
Martina Linn
Richard Karn
Holt's Father
Callum Blue
Graham Duncan
Alex Weed
Addict
Rosanna Arquette
Mia
Larry Miller
Bill Hope
Hal Havins
Frankie
Victor Webster
Trey Paulson
Morena Baccarin
Claire Leland
James Gleason
Minister
Charlie Weber
Ian
Derek Magyar
Roy Toy Manning
Vincent Gallo
Sammy Winter
Elisa Eliot
Cheerleader
Victoria De Mare
Hottie (uncredited)
JT Mollner
Talent Agent
Sarayu Blue
Assistant Pharmacist
Mark Harelik
Quinn
Scott Klace
D.A. Alan Joss
Richard T. Jones
Bulldog
Kristin Minter
Dana Pritchard
Robert Costanzo
Tony
Kymberly Newberry
Natalie Benson
Rachael L. Hollingsworth
Kyla
Rob Benedict
Keith Straub
Dan Bucatinsky
Dillon Frawley
Elisabeth Harnois
Milan Carlton
Jordan Hinson
Christa Darby
Kasha Kropinski
Reagan
David Hornsby
Harold Beckman
Camille Guaty
Debbie Ann
Nancy Cassaro
Perri Tatum
David Fincher
Self
Nikki Davis
Michelle
Sean Moran
Harvey Stone
Monica Calhoun
Chelle
Linda Dona
Publicist
Doug Cox
Dr. Lusero
Austin Highsmith Garces
Mary Duffy
Johnny Marques
Agent
Andrew Lukich
Reporter
Joel Spence
Guy
Justin Lebrun
Waiter (2007)
Cindy Robinson
Additional Voices
Kelvin Han Yee
Jordan
Janelle Marra
Varsha
Kym Hoy
Keiko
Valerie Farr
Gabriella
Marian Tomas Griffin
Irish
Ailsa Marshall
Blair Marshall
Bryce Mouer
Logan Hix
Peter Spruyt
Night Man
Romy Rosemont
Rema Saunders
Kate Linae
Connie Chris
Tyson Chambers
Goofy Young Guy
Bruce Dworkin
Security Guard
Rory Knox Johnston
Benjamin Lewis
Kelly Huddleston
Young Lucy
Adam Harrington
Scott
Faruq Tauheed
Jerome
Ricky Horne Jr.
Calvin
Liz Burnette
Photographer
Rajni Kareer
Doctor
Russell Becker
Melting Man
Julio Bekhor
Actor
Tomm Voss
Celebrity
Bram Hoover
Tyler Kurta
Stephen Borrello IV
P.A.
Cinda Adams
M.E. Jan Kennison
Drew Miller
Student
Samantha Yonack
Amber Carmichael
Sian Heder
Justine Dawson
Eric Anderson
A.D.
Marty Ryan
Dr. Peter Frye
John Robinson
Arnold Mallory
Julie Nesbitt
Maureen Mallory
Lonnie Hughes
Gabe
Lyn Mahler
Dr. Sandler
Mashari Laila Bain
Bartender
Justin Little
Barista
Louise Bennett
Reporter #1
Rey Herrera
Reporter #2
Angela Martinez
Reporter #3
Joe Krowka
Police Rep
Joseph Sunn
Asian Bar Guest
Maeve Quinlan
Kitty Ryder
Olivia Hardt
Dawni Banheart
Bernardo Badillo
Curtis Landrow
John Burke
Ray Patterson
James Luca McBride
Porno Director
Chantel Rae
Porno Patient
Joseph Raymond Lucero
Gang Banger #1
Vladimir McCrary
Guard
Dru Mouser
Laura Baum
Tirosh Schneider
Jason
Jonathon Trent
Tommy Spiro
Marco Morales
Gangbanger #1
Haley Pullos
Grace Pierce
Michael Edwin
Ed
Lucy DeVito
Linda
Mathew Botuchis
Reporter #1
Michael Brownlee
Reporter #4
Diego Villarreal Garcia
Another Pap
David J. Lee
Pap Reporter #3
K.T. Tatara
Counter Guy
Ricki Lander
Lexus
Edward Padilla
Priest
Adam Riancho
Young Don
Paige Brooks
Heather Anderson
Greg Brown
Runway Judge
Sophia Bui
Runway Model
Michael Perez
Newsman Wayne
Bubba Lewis
Chad Linn
David Figlioli
Miles
Tom Schmid
ER Doctor
Saundra McClain
ER Nurse
Anna Khaja
Nurse
Jimmy Gadd
Tech Guy
Jordan Johnson
Bartender
Tom Arnold
Jimmy Darby
Josh Clark
Sam Greer
Thomas Scott
Alien
Jennifer Leigh Warren
Bee
Lauren Sánchez Bezos
Entertainment Anchor #1
Mark Thompson
Entertainment Anchor #2
Giuliana Rancic
Entertainment Anchor #3
Elise Jackson
Catholic School Girl
Frederick Keeve
Agent
Cassandra Creech
Sherry
Bresha Webb
Alicia
Rachael Holmes
Lil' Boots
Ned Schmidtke
O'Connor
Ryan Bittle
Paul Trisko
Svetlana Efremova
Anna Karpova
Peter Giles
Jonathan Chubb
Joanna Leeds
Becky Waters
O-T Fagbenle
O-T
Joe Leroy Reynolds
Reporter
Jasmine Lobe
Genevieve Fair
Stephen Heath
Zach Bauer
Bunnie Rivera
Woman in the Park
Michael Agostini
Paparazzi
Gloria Votsis
Jen
Victor Browne
Malachi Brody
John Heffron
Television Host
Matt Biedel
Security Guard
Laura Kai Chen
Female Paparazzi
John DeMita
Character not listed
Ronobir Lahiri
Al Nixon
Judi Barton
Friend of Dorothy's
Brian Kirchoff
Paparazzi #2
Johnny Drocco
Paparazzi #3
Rubén Garfias
Grounds Keeper