On screen
Cast
69 credited performers
Chris Morris
Christopher Morris / Various Characters
Steve Coogan
Alan Partridge / Various Characters
Patrick Marber
Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan / Various Characters
Rebecca Front
Barbara Wintergreen / Various Characters
Doon Mackichan
Collaterlie Sisters / Various Characters
David Schneider
Sylvester Stuart / Various Characters
Michael Alexander St John
Announcer (voice)
Tony Haase
Swimming Pool Customer / Uncle
David Owen
Self (archive footage)
Alan Stocks
Policeman with Tortoise
Jean Ainslie
Witch
Richard Branson
Self
King Charles III of the United Kingdom
Self (archive footage)
Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom
Self (archive footage)
Chris Patten
Self (archive footage)
Harry Towb
Chief Whip (uncredited)
Sarah Wynter
Janet Breen
Albert Welling
Alternative Medicine Patient
Patience Tomlinson
Character not listed
Michael Snelders
Character not listed
Armando Iannucci
Hellwyn Ballard
Garry Roost
Mickey Doolan Irish Jockey at the Races
Ian Peck
Character not listed
Ian Barritt
Character not listed
Darren Trendel
Character not listed
Mark Chapman
Announcer (voice)
Lindsey MacRae
Character not listed
Alan Kerrigan
Character not listed
Ian Gelder
Chanticlier Guardsley
Minnie Driver
Lally Sampson
Graham Linehan
Graham
Crispin Somerville
Crispin
Andrew Burt
Martin Craste
John Thomson
Treasurer
Bill Bailey
Judge
Margery Withers
Character not listed
Philip Bretherton
Character not listed
Robert Putt
Character not listed
Carl Forgione
Character not listed
Peter Baynham
Colin Poppshed
Christopher Luscombe
Character not listed
Frederic Foederer
Character not listed
Daniel Gilmore
Character not listed
Greg Louganis
Self (archive footage)
Boris Yeltsin
Self (archive footage)
Peter Elliott
Self (archive footage)
Steve Cram
Self (archive footage)
Virginia Bottomley
Self (archive footage)
Peter Sissons
Self (archive footage)
Michael Portillo
Self (archive footage)
John Fashanu
Self (archive footage)
Kim Wilde
Self
Paul Boateng
Self
Douglas Hurd
Self (archive footage)
George Robertson
Self (archive footage)
Michael Heseltine
Self (archive footage)
Malcolm Rifkind
Self (archive footage)
Jimmy Knapp
Self (archive footage)
Peter Lilley
Self (archive footage)
John MacGregor
Self (archive footage)
Teddy Taylor
Self (archive footage)
William Waldegrave
Self (archive footage)
John Patten
Self (archive footage)
Jean Barker
Self (archive footage)
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother
Self (archive footage)
Anne, Princess Royal
Self (archive footage)
Princess Margaret
Self (archive footage)
Bill Clinton
Self (archive footage)
Julian French
Dead Body (uncredited)