On screen
Cast
222 credited performers
Rik Mayall
Tark
Dawn French
George
Jennifer Saunders
Ice Maiden
Adrian Edmondson
Eddie Monsoon
Peter Richardson
Mr. Chipstick
Nigel Planer
Aldo Vini
Robbie Coltrane
Salesman/Screwball/Mario/Harry Kiri/Markoff
Keith Allen
Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity
Daniel Peacock
Bridegroom
Steven O'Donnell
Under Manager
Serena Evans
Bumble
Kevin Allen
Frenchman
Ronald Allen
Uncle Quentin
Jimmy Fagg
Soldier
Ron Tarr
Pierrepoint/Heffer
Nosher Powell
Mr. Knuckles
Alexei Sayle
Paul
Malcolm Hardee
Man at Delivery Bay
Pete Richens
Harry/Councillor
Michael White
himself
Paul Mark Elliott
Hawaiian
Harriet Thorpe
Jane
Derren Nesbitt
Aide/Kinnock
Kathy Burke
Mary
Bert Parnaby
Man
Sandy Johnson
himself
Lanah P
himself
Judy Hawkins
Spider's Wife
Lionel Jeffries
Barman
Anthony Stewart Head
Ricki
Rowland Rivron
Roger
Gerard Kelly
Promo Director
Gordon Kane
Assistant in Chart Shop
Peter Cook
Mr. Jolly
Alice Richardson
Baby
Christopher Malcolm
Cafe Owner
Jonathan Stratt
Constable
Kat Mansoor
Tammy
Lemmy Kilmister
Self
Eddie Marsan
Chip Shop Youth
Nicholas Parsons
Himself
Graham Crowden
Professor Temple
Lenny Henry
Steve Wild
Leslie Phillips
Dean
Gary Beadle
Waiter
Tim McInnerny
Mig
Raymond Francis
Police Inspector
Sandra Dorne
Aunt Fanny
Bimbo
Timmy
Barney Sharp
Policeman
Zoe Clarke-Williams
Judy
Kim Pappas
Tracy
Colin Jacas
Saxophone Player
Neville Smith
Manager
Charu Bala Chokshi
Cashier
Mark Cooper
himself
Oliver Stapleton
himself
Lois Baxter
Beth
Gerard Ryder
Jake
Rupert Frazer
Simon
Martin Potter
Tarzan
Elaine Ashley
Jane
Megumi Shimanuki
Japanese Girl
Candy Davis
Janie
Fiona Richmond
Mrs. French
Kerry Shale
Willy
Harry Towb
Buzz
Lychett of Kivox
Timmy
Arnold Brown
Shopkeeper
Neil Cunningham
Dave Hallihand
Tony Bilbow
himself
Peter Woods
Interviewer
Mark Arden
Hula
Lee Cornes
Arch Crippledick
Stephen Frost
Bula
Maureen O'Farrell
Warden
Peter Silverleaf
Hawaiian
Dudley Sutton
Marlon's Father
Mandi Symonds
Pearl
Emma Thompson
Young Woman
Faith Tingle
Warden
Linda Spriggs
Mother
Helen Atkinson-Wood
Miranda
Robin McCallum
Tom
Rupert Vansittart
Jeremy
Mollie Maureen
Mrs. Tattle
Llewellyn Rees
Local 1
Rodney Lovick
Local 2
Chris Langham
Nigel
Roger Sloman
Mr. Pinder
Paul Bradley
Jerry
Simon Brint
Des
Bob Kingston
himself
Gary Long
Hopeful
Tommy Vance
Concert Compere
Steve Walsh
Concert Organiser
Anne Cunningham
Colin's Mom
Yusuf Khan
Waiter
Jonathan Caplan
Virgin Megastore Shop Assistant
Susie Ann Watkins
Sexy Girl in Promo
Fish
Self
Joe Elliott
Self
Phil Collen
Self
Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor
Self
Ozzy Osbourne
Self
Rudolf Schenker
Self
Michael Cule
Mr. Cooper
Basil Ho Yen
Mr. Yakimoto
Thomas Wheatley
Heimi Henderson
Granville Saxton
Ron
Bazil Otoin
Norman
Philip Locke
Sir Larry
Ian Bartholomew
Policeman
Tommy Windward
German Businessman
Christian J. Fletcher
Policeman
Derek Hunter
Policeman
Gary Martin
Tom Jones
Derek Van Weenen
Policeman
Steve Whyment
Policeman
Antonio
Handsome Man
Dave Atkins
Charlie
Deborah Benson
Victoria
Derrick Branche
Chris Bell
Betsy Brantley
Vanessa
Harry Burton
The Editor
Warren Clarke
Nigel
Tania Coleridge
Simone
Winston Dennis
Bouncer
Karen Drury
Debs
Rupert Farley
Mad Mickey
Julian Firth
Leonard
Stewart Harwood
Yob 2
Linda Henry
Jackie
Timothy Milsom
Student
Gary Olsen
Steve
Pat O'Toole
Trish
Richard Ridings
Yob 1
Sophie Thursfield
Katy
Gwen Watford
Mrs. Kendel
Peter Wyngarde
Mr. Kendel
Alfie Allen
Child in Promo
Lily Allen
Child in Promo
Liesl Hinkley
Child in Promo
Lara Hinkley
Child in Promo
Sarah Owens
Child in Promo
Roland Platts-Mills
Child in Promo
Ruby Platts-Mills
Child in Promo
Terence Oswald Wilson (Astro)
himself
Jim Brown
himself
Ali Campbell
himself
Robin Campbell
himself
Earl Falconer
himself
Norman Hassan
himself
Henry Tenyue
himself
Patrick Tenyue
himself
Brian Travers
himself
Michael Virtue
himself
Lia Williams
Lucy
Derek Jarman
Workman
Beryl Reid
Mrs. Moss
Pauline Melville
Pauline Sneak
Benjamin Zephaniah
Rufus
Zoë Nathenson
Anita
Dexter Fletcher
Lennox
Laura Hill
Laura
Nigel Louie-Marie
Ashley
James Hickling
Chong's Son
Mmoloki Chrystie
Kid
Brian Croucher
Dave
David Beames
Alistair
Richard Cordery
Newsreader
Eddie Yeoh
Mr. Chong
Tom Lock
Ron
Richard Sampson
Mickey
Janet Palmer
Dominica
Danny Cunningham
Youth in Chinese Restaurant
Bonny Brigg
Female Dancer
Lesley Guinn
Female Dancer
Jack Galloway
Party Guest
Mark Wing-Davey
Party Guest
Robert Pereno
Party Guest
Jack Ellis
Party Guest
Danny Webb
Party Guest
Ben Aris
Party Guest
John Quarmby
Party Guest
James Adah
Naples Street Kid
Suza Horvat
Naples Street Kid
Andros Adamou
Naples Street Kid
Daniel Adegwe
Naples Street Kid
Les Bull
Naples Street Kid
Rachel Biggs
Naples Street Kid
Christian Solari
Naples Street Kid
Matthew Marsh
Naples Street Kid
Debbie Cleal
Naples Street Kid
Giovanni Rennalls
Naples Street Kid
Helen Shah
Naples Street Kid
Nina Shah
Naples Street Kid
Katrin Cartlidge
Maria
Liz Crowther
April
Sharon Maiden
Sharon
Michèle Winstanley
Michelle
Elaine Collins
Scots Girl
Lola Peno
Maid
Douglas Tantallon
Sexy Spaniard
Eric Kent
Sergeant
William Lawford
British Aerotec Officer
Jeff Beck
himself
Llew Gardner
Commentator
Phil Kaufman
Scargill
Jack Richardson
Joan's Child
Ronald Fraser
Geoffrey
Norman Matson
Don
Stephanie Ansell
Ladykiller
Kate Bush
Bride
Miranda Richardson
Bride's Mother
Julie T. Wallace
Groom's Mother
George Khan
Head Waiter
Angela Fitzpatrick
Bridesmaid
Claire Collins
Bridesmaid
Steve Dixon
Boy Madness
Michael Buchanan
Kenny
Lynsey Baxter
Helen Wilson