On screen
Cast
373 credited performers
Cybill Shepherd
Cybill Sheridan
Christine Baranski
Maryann Thorpe
Alicia Witt
Zoey Woodbine
Alan Rosenberg
Ira Woodbine
Tim Maculan
Waiter
Dedee Pfeiffer
Rachel Blanders
Peter Krause
Kevin Blanders
Tom Wopat
Jeff Robbins
Danny Masterson
Justin Thorpe
Jay Paulson
Sean
Ray Baker
Dr. Richard Thorpe
Linda Wallem
Danielle
Jane Kaczmarek
Holly
Mary Page Keller
Julia Bishop
Morgan Fairchild
Andrea Thorpe
Kim Murphy
Nina
Florence Stanley
Ruth Woodbine
Dick O'Neill
Roy
Eileen Heckart
Marge
Audra Lindley
Virginia Sheridan
David Jay Willis
Announcer
Chad Everett
David Whittier Sr.
Ellen Greene
Sharon
Jeff Allin
Bob
Charles Durning
Character not listed
Gregory Balaban
Postman
Dinah Manoff
Amy Fitzpatrick
Stephen Lee
Buddy
Robertson Dean
Director
Jon Tenney
Jack
David Naughton
Andy
Mark Tymchyshyn
Terence
H. Richard Greene
Dr. Drew
Clinton Jackson
Production Assistant
Dan Bucatinsky
Troy
Alison Marshall
Woman at the waiting room
Channing Chase
Luncheon Hostess
Paula Poundstone
Minnie Arbogast
Paula Cale
Claire
Charles Rocket
Charlie Addison
Clementine Ford
Leah Addison
Marsha Warfield
Character not listed
Daisy Fuentes
Character not listed
Christian Clemenson
Ed Philo
Christine Estabrook
Patty
Boris Lee Krutonog
Vasilli
Phyllis Diller
Character not listed
Doug Ballard
Lenny
Brian Keith
Arthur Minnow
Lisa Guerrero
Mysti
Tim Conway
Major Milo
Erik Estrada
Character not listed
Duncan Regehr
Trevor Hampton
Michael Gilden
Harvey
Vance Davis
Don King look-a-like
Sandy Helberg
Steven Spielberg
Jane Lynch
Mrs. Sweeney
Nancy Travis
Character not listed
Jeff Foxworthy
Lyle Clocum
Angelica Bridges
Katrinka
Wendie Malick
Judy
Blake Heron
Dylan
Karen Valentine
Wanda
Tracy Scoggins
Invincigirl
Marilu Henner
Terry Belmont
John F. O'Donohue
Stagehand
Ellen Albertini Dow
Elderly Woman
Jonathan Frakes
Jonathan Frakes
Deron McBee
Waiter
Lyle Waggoner
Lyle Waggoner
Ken Jenkins
Ed
Christine Dunford
Claire
Rodney Eastman
Greg
Elliott Gould
Character not listed
Gregory Jbara
George West
Tim Matheson
Teddy
Jensen Ackles
David
Charles Cioffi
Dr. Andersohn
Burke Moses
Henry
Tony Bennett
Tony Bennett (uncredited)
David Ogden Stiers
Val
Kenny Rogers
Character not listed
Fred Applegate
Detective Dooley
Dick Van Patten
Character not listed
Bridget Hall
Character not listed
Cali Timmins
Rebecca
Jason Willinger
Willy
Ileen Getz
Make-up Person
Reno Wilson
Cop
Erick Avari
Paolo
Lee Arenberg
Dr. Devastation
Kiersten Warren
Kathy
Dale Swann
Security Guard
Bruce Davison
Mark Davis
David Clennon
Barry
Alex Henteloff
Milo
Kristin Bauer
Kirsten
Cindy Ambuehl
Cat
Joe Piscopo
Joe Piscopo
Marissa Ribisi
Annie
Kevin Sorbo
Rick
Stephen Root
Phil Asher
Del Zamora
Dealer
R.G. Armstrong
Stitch Sullivan
Candace Cameron Bure
Hannah
Denver Pyle
Denver Pyle (uncredited)
Chris Williams
Piano Bar Waiter
Jill Remez
Maid
Bruce Weitz
Character not listed
John Riggi
Dennis
Paula Abdul
Character not listed
Rolando Molina
Grip
Marianne Muellerleile
Sister Mary Rose
Shirley Knight
Loretta Bennett
Michael Donovan
Burglar Alarm (voice)
Ian Abercrombie
Alan Ford
Peter Bogdanovich
Character not listed
Hal Needham
Hal Needham
George Hamilton
George Hamilton (uncredited)
Alex D. Linz
Jason
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Character not listed
Christina Pickles
Betty
Jarrad Paul
Director
David Dunard
Horse Guy
Claire Stansfield
Dolores
William Katt
Character not listed
Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds
Curtis Armstrong
Charlie
Earl Houston Bullock
Director
Ivan Sergei
Kelly
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
Tweedy Man
DeeDee Rescher
Mrs. Hartford
Alice Ghostley
Character not listed
Michael Harris
Mike
Patricia Belcher
Nurse
Jack Blessing
Stan
Isabel Sanford
Character not listed
Randall Slavin
Todd
Warren Munson
Gene
Robert Noble
Director
Scott Gurney
Ricky
Christopher Hatfield
Sylvester Stallone (voice)
William Bumiller
Monty
Veena Bidasha
Woman in Crowd
Leslie Rivers
Mole
Victor Rivers
Stefan
John David Conti
Detective
Sharon Spelman
Beatrice Andersohn
Bill Erwin
Bill
Harvey Vernon
Larry
Steve Susskind
Coroner
Lisa Howard
Louise
Marla Frees
Woman in the Dress
Debra Christofferson
Lost Woman
Dell Yount
Caterer
Cheryl Maxfield
Body Double
Neal McDonough
Kevin Blanders
Rick Deats
Doctor
Charlee Chiv
Bellboy
Robin Jameson
Salesgirl
Antony Sandoval
Guy
Matt McKenzie
Jumpmaster
David A. Poole
Male Stripper
Louisa Abernathy
Nurse / Receptionist
Kevin Thompson
Vic
Robert Dorfman
Andy
Katherine Armstrong
Sharon Stone
Greg Wrangler
Good Looking Man
Michael Traeger
Stewie
John Apicella
Commercial Director
Kevin Gardner
Fast Food Employee
Scotty Hauser
Jeremy
Challen Cates
Nancy
Michael Shamus Wiles
Tony
Charles Gunning
Zeke
Timothy Fall
Scott
David Wasson
Justice of the Peace
Eugene Alper
Stefan
Marley Shelton
Jan
George Tasudis
Foreign Waiter
J.C. Alexander
Billy
Deborah Kellar
Nurse
Becky Mullen
Ingrid
Michael Bryan French
David Whittier Jr.
Charles Champion
Doctor
Peter Zapp
Director
Marianne Ferrari
Upscale Woman
Casey Kasem
Casey Kasem
Jean Kasem
Jean Kasem
Michael Kurtz
Upscale Man
David Shawn Michaels
Sgt. McLain
Kristina Krofft
Hooker #1
Betsy Mohler
Hooker #2
Nicki Mitchell
Hooker #3
Harley Venton
Dennis Oliver
Susan Norfleet
Ms. Hawkins
David Lansbury
Rob Norman
Michael P. Byrne
Darryl
Wendy Feiner
Woman
Christopher M. Brown
Wayne
David Willis
Warmup
Simon Billig
Man
Andrew Craig
Director
Susan Knight
Barbara
Natasha Pavlovich
Marina
Lisa Pera
Natasha
Martin Grey
Director
Jim Rash
Production Assistant
Grisha Dimant
Lancelot
Adam Gregor
Father
Tim Wrightman
Joe
Rudy Moreno
Garage Owner
Vincent Guastaferro
Monty
Nick DeMauro
Vinny
Star Jasper
Flight Attendant
Emilio Borelli
Rude Man
Antoinette Peragine
Woman
Jim Kamm
Billy
Joe Basile
Bouncer
Harriett S. Miller
Mrs. Springsteen
Jill Holden
Waitress
Tommy Morrison
Leo
Melissa Chan
Student
Lillian Adams
Mrs. Wilcox
Jonathan Williams
Production Assistant
Drew Wicks
Frat Guy #2
Tim Griffin
Frat Guy #1
Angela Paton
Evelyn Minnow
Mary-Pat Green
Tomato
Beau Gravitte
Funeral Director Jack Marshall
Lynn Ann Leveridge
Casting Woman
Kieu Chinh
Herbalist
Jennifer Griffin
Director
T.J. Kennedy
Old Man
Teddy Gradjelick
Tattoo Guy
Blaire Baron
Lois
Kymberly Newberry
Sweat Leader
Matthew Charles Nelson
Assistant Director
Shelley Herman
Jessica Lange Sound-Alike (voice)
Michael Hanniff
Derek
Roger Nehls
Ex-Boyfriend
Alicia Gilbert
Masseuse
Brian Little
Cute Guy
Roger Kabler
Director
Sydney Berry
Little Girl
Ray Buktenica
Bill Witlow
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter
Jose
David Selburg
Author
Joel Swetow
Art Teacher
Loren Freeman
Jerome
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Kenji
James Shigeta
Mr. Matsuzaki
June Kyoto Lu
Mrs. Matsuzaki
Big Nate Kanae
Sonny
Koji Kataoka
Gyoji
Andrea Marcovicci
Joan Hayden
Walter Addison
Man Behind Ira
Alan Wilder
Doctor
Harry Hutchinson
Usher
Catherine Schreiber
Linda Ross
Sonje Fortag
Wardrobe Person
Charles L. Brame
Abraham Lincoln
Melinda McGraw
Lana
J.J. Johnston
Detective
Bob Clendenin
Security Guard
John Michael Higgins
Chip
Jim Pirri
Porn Actor
Tawnni Cable
Porn Actress
Karen Kilgariff
Chef
James T. Callahan
Father Lindeman
Paul Bartel
Writer
Bob Koherr
Big Guy
Amanda Carlin
Tracey
Forry Smith
Man
Desiree Walter
Makeup Woman
George D. Wallace
Father Buchanan
Steve Ireland
Stan
Peggy Mannix
Woman
Hiram Kasten
Reporter
Donna Baltron
Destiny
Robert Della Cerra
Young Man
Matthew Glave
Jim Hicks
Arthel Neville
Female TV News Personality
Dawn Arnemann
Woman
Judith Baldwin
Jim's Mother
Cory Buck
Little Boy
Mark Kassen
Brad Marks
Allison Dunbar
Woman #1
Robert Sacchi
Humphrey Bogart Look-Alike
Susan Griffiths
Marilyn Monroe Look-Alike
Heather Stephens
Daughter in Commercial
Joshua Levey
Delivery Boy
Dan Castellaneta
Ralph DaVolio
A.J. Marton
Bobby
Mark LaMura
Man
Tom Kennedy
Tom Kennedy
Leslie Upson
Jane
Preston Maybank
Pete
Roger Clinton Jr.
Marty
Mike Saccone
Producer
Todd Glass
Emcee
Mark Derwin
Cameron
Estelle Harris
Woman
Sebastian Tillinger
Chuckie
Linda Kash
Ms. Murphy
Greta Blackburn
Model
Boti Bliss
Kyra
Michael Charles Vaccaro
Coffee Jerk
Mimi Kennedy
Gretchen
Paul Kreppel
Glen
Michael Angarano
Timmy
Davida Williams
Elizabeth
T. Scott Cunningham
Mr. Castle
Brian Turk
Vet Assistant
Robin Shelby
Receptionist
Deborah Lacey
Clerk
Joan Van Ark
Joan Van Ark
Nora Dunn
Dr. Walker
Peter Coyote
Roger
Harley Zumbrum
Criminal
Jay Montalvo
Policeman
Ashlee Levitch
Melinda
Keith Langsdale
Larry
Nancy Cassaro
Salesperson
Sandra Thigpen
Producer
J. David Krassner
Casting Director
Ingo Neuhaus
Guard
Timi Prulhiere
Jessica
Jeanne Mori
Acupuncturist
Maggie Lawson
Jennifer
Tom Gallop
Harvey
Lisa Edelstein
Kristen Clark
Christopher Wiehl
Karate Instructor
Philip Boyd
Zack
Keith Amos
Stage Manager
Danny Mann
Big Duck
Julie Ow
Phone Operator
Heather Morgan
Passenger
Andrew Ducote
Little Boy
Terry Rhoads
Jeremy Ball
Mark Capri
Tour Guide
Gene Weygandt
Nathan
Tim Monsion
Director
John Saint Ryan
Ryan
Lisa Ann Orkin
Sue, Talk Show Hostess
Biff McGuire
Jonathan Martin
Ted Shackelford
Bobbie Ray Weeks / Ed Joblansky
Kim Robillard
Guard
Seth Green
Jaybo
Mark Ankeny
Cop
Emily Newman
Tiffany
James Yaker
Chip
Scott Ferguson
Skeet
Arye Gross
Director
Staci Keanan
Lacy
Marisol Nichols
Book Store Clerk
Rondi Reed
Therapist
Stormie Ingram
Maria Wallem
Stan Ivar
Jonathan Martin Jr.
Murphy Dunne
Publisher
Maxine Stuart
Grandma Robbins
Beth Grant
Waiter's Mother
Richard Roat
Waiter's Father
William Forsythe
Bruce
Daniel Hagen
Man
J. Patrick McCormack
Jerry
Cara Newman Ruyle
Cherie Donay
Dot-Marie Jones
Suspect #5
Bruno Campos
Gianni
Alison Martin
Alison
Shaun Toub
Scary Man
Blaine Pate
Vern (voice)
Dom DeLuise
Dom DeLuise (uncredited)