On screen
Cast
16 credited performers
Ronnie Corbett
Character not listed
Ronnie Barker
Character not listed
Madeline Smith
Henrietta Beckett
Tina Charles
Character not listed
Barbara Dickson
Character not listed
Arthur Negus
Himself - Uncredited
Soraya Esfandiary-Bakhtiari
Belly Dancer (as Soraya)
Lulu
Character not listed
Cilla Black
Character not listed
Kiki Dee
Character not listed
Randy Crawford
Character not listed
Elton John
Self
Josephine Tewson
Cynthia
Jenny Hanley
Janet Sykes
Barbara Shelley
Border Guard
Jenny Agutter
Agnes Pommfrit