On screen
Cast
45 credited performers
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Dicken Ashworth
Darren
Norman Lovett
Norman
Mary Riggans
Spider (voice)
Leon Sinden
Horse (voice)
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Sara Corper
Una
Geoffrey Hughes
Dirk (voice)
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Johnny Meres
Postman
Bernard Cribbins
Snowman (voice)
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Ian Sexon
Letter Box (voice)
Claire Nielson
Mrs. Lovett
Sean Scanlan
Mr. Lovett
Kenny Ireland
Psychiatrist
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Pene Herman-Smith
Lady in Street
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James Ryland
Doctor
Stephen Yardley
Sergeant
Iain McColl
Policeman
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Jean Faulds
Old Woman
Derek Lord
Thuggish Man
Jean Alexander
Elsie Mittens
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Duncan Goodhew
Self
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Annette Staines
TV Presenter
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Yonnie Fraser
Girl at Party
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Robert Richmond
Mr. Green
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Bruce Morton
Poseur at Party
Stuart McQuarrie
Black Cloud (voice)
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Louise Beattie
Melanie
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Tom McGovern
Tommy Farenheit
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Victoria Hardcastle
Nina
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Vivienne Dixon
2nd Attractive Woman
Juliet Cadzow
1st Attractive Woman
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Liz Ostler
3rd Attractive Woman
Jonathan Watson
Pillar Box (voice)
John Bett
Sir Timothy
Lee Cornes
Bingley
John Sparkes
Roger
Mark McDonnell
Postman
Arnold Brown
Vicar
Sarah Collier
Jennie Bruce
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Andy Gray
Pig (voice)
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David McNiven
Old Man
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Suzanne Bonnar
Pet Shop Lady
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Lilla Scott
Female Presenter
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Andrew Dallmeyer
Judge
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James Earl Adair
Male Presenter
Paul Young
Matted Lump (voice)