On screen
Cast
49 credited performers
Noel Edmonds
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Carol Vorderman
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Neil Morrissey
Sammy Shammy
Patrick Robinson
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Sarah Alexander
Girl at the Window
Barbara Windsor
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Mat Stevenson
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Jean Boht
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Freddie Starr
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Barbara Lott
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Henry Cooper
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Charlton Heston
Star guest
David Seaman
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Mel Brooks
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Ulrika Jonsson
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Guy Siner
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Vinnie Jones
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Duncan Goodhew
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Frank Carson
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Kristian Schmid
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Craig McLachlan
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Joan Collins
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Meat Loaf
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Ronnie Corbett
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Shane Richie
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Stacy Dorning
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Richard Whiteley
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David Ginola
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Susan Tully
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Howard Lew Lewis
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Carmen Silvera
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Siân Lloyd
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Christopher Timothy
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Krishnan Guru-Murthy
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Alan Titchmarsh
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Jim Bowen
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Claire Rayner
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Andy Crane
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Margaret Towner
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Peter Sallis
Clegg
Bill Owen
Compo
Barbara Horne
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Mark Chapman
Schuemacer
Stuart Higgins
Self
Belinda Lang
Hilary
Nicola Stapleton
Self
Buster Merryfield
The Old Soldier
Roger Lloyd Pack
Builder
John Challis
Boycie