On screen
Cast
370 credited performers
Tyler James Williams
Chris
Tichina Arnold
Rochelle
Terry Crews
Julius
Imani Hakim
Tonya
Tequan Richmond
Drew
Vincent Martella
Greg Wuliger
Chris Rock
Narrator (voice)
Travis T. Flory
Joey Caruso
Jacqueline Mazarella
Mrs. Vivian Morello
Ernest Lee Thomas
Mr. Omar
Jackée Harry
Vanessa
Kevontay Jackson
Jerome
Antonio Fargas
Doc Harris
Michel Estime
Risky
Jeris Poindexter
Kill Moves
Paige Hurd
Tasha Clarkson
Lynda Scarlino
Mrs. Milone
Todd Bridges
Monk
Rappin' Granny
Older Black Woman
Keesha Sharp
Sheila Ridenhour
Tasia Sherel
Pam
Owen Smith
Man
Aree Davis
Keisha Ridenhour
Blake Hightower
James
Ricky Harris
Malvo
Earthquake
Michael
Zee James
30 Yeard Old Tonya
Dierdre Holder
Woman #3
Jude Ciccolella
Dr. Raymond
Mario Joyner
Doctor
Shon Little
Cop #1
Steve Seagren
Old Santa
Cherrelle Noyd
Yvette
Tisha Campbell
Character not listed
Jimmie Walker
Gene
B.J. Britt
Character not listed
Shelby Young
jennifer
Katelyn Pacitto
Character not listed
P.J. Marino
Detective
Loretta Devine
Maxine
Danielle Taddei
Ballet Teacher
Anna Diop
Diedra
Myzel Robinson
Fat Mike
Alex Brown
Earl Shabazz
Jazz Raycole
Lisa
Sun Park
Clerk
Mario Revolori
Puerto Rican Boy
Melvin Jackson Jr.
Thug #3
Steve Paymer
Stamp Man
Aydiee Vaughn
Customer
Pam Trotter
Bernadette
Jeff Bowser
Ticket Man
Lynette DuPree
Pot Liquor Woman
Elisa Perry
Dolemite Principal
Julie Lancaster
Newscaster
Johnny Palermo
Frank DiPaolo
Paul Parrett
Jello kid
Wayne Brady
Louis
Whoopi Goldberg
Louise Clarkson
Jason Alexander
Principal Edwards
JB Smoove
Manny
Cassandra Braden
Teacher
Michael Merton
Mr. Russo
Philip Ursino
Electronics Salesman #2
Maria Del Bagno
Ms, Martella
Debbie Allen
Character not listed
Booboo Stewart
Kid
Caroline A. Rice
Woman
Orlando Jones
Mr. Newton
Regina Romain
Doctor #2
Ted Lyde
Manager
Diamond Dawn Cook
Beautiful Woman
Sam Mandel
Fischer
Brooke Mackenzie
Sydney
Robert Wuhl
Abe
Vince Melocchi
White Dad
Charles Walker
Shopkeeper
LaVan Davis
Minister
Joe Moscaritolo
Line Guy
Joel Huggins
Mr. Perkins
Mackenzee Donham
Jennifer
Ungela Brockman
Mrs. Johnson
Mya Michaels
Mrs. Morales
Cisco Reyes
Robber
Charissa
Kid #3
Amanda Gallo
Kid #4
Jim Lau
Wok
Vincent M. Ward
Cop
Dannon Green
Guard
Gary Basaraba
Art Wuliger
Erica Hubbard
Yvette
Steve Landesberg
Character not listed
Christopher Massey
Kid #1
Christina DeRosa
Character not listed
Shar Jackson
Character not listed
Moisés Arias
Kid #5
Betty Okino
Cashier
Paul Ben-Victor
Character not listed
Kristoff St. John
Character not listed
John Capodice
Bus Driver
Blake Clark
Russo
T.K. Carter
Character not listed
Denise Boutte
Mrs. Johnson
Lauren London
Monay
Phylicia Rashād
Character not listed
Sam Sarpong
Mario
Stoney Jackson
Mr. Jackson
Shay Roundtree
Thug #4
Raven Goodwin
Tangee
Clarence Williams III
Tate
Josh Clark
Chemistry Teacher
Tylor Chase
Kid #4
Tim Meadows
Soul Train Teacher
Terrence Flack
Barber
Monica Calhoun
Charlotte
Mari Morrow
Character not listed
Daniel Samonas
Ernie D
Kool Moe Dee
Old School Teacher
Aris Mendoza
Susan
Tristin Mays
Jenise Huckstable
Chad S. Taylor
Juggler
James Luca McBride
Bomb Squad Guy
Carl Anthony Nespoli
Basejumper
James DeAngelo
Presenter
Mitchell Abbott
Football Player
Evan Moua
Asian Boy
Cher Brooks
Gorgeous Woman
Joe Gieb
Little Person
Ralph P. Martin
Bus Driver
G.G. Townson
Darlene
Danica Sheridan
Soup Person
Matthew Willig
Jason
Merdock Malcolm Mercer
Milli-Vanilli Guy
Rodger Arlen
Cop
Andrew John Ferguson
Bully
Destinee Kindle
Talent Show Participant
Ashley Rickards
Girl
Richard Lewis
Kris
Tom Virtue
Doctor with Kidney
Roger Marks
Rabbi
Carla Jimenez
Nurse
David St. James
Thomas
Timothy McLaughlin
Tree Salesman
Maliah Hudson
Emily
Jansen Panettiere
Peter
Lloyd Williams
Priest
Malcolm Foster Smith
Black Guy
Pej Vahdat
Doctor with Leg
Cathleen Chin
Doctor with Son
Gary Robinson
Kidney Man
Tony Nichols
Leg Man
Rodrick Moore
Hot Wheels Kid
Kaleb Cohen
Blind Cohen
Liv Mai
Easy Bake Oven Kid
Andrew Backlund Jr.
Scared Kid
DJ Quik
DJ Hilly Hill
Vince Green
Rapper
Michael Stellman
Magician the Magician
Brock Bradley
Lead Officer
Andrea Johnson
Bragging Woman #2
Gregory Cupoli
Electronic Salesman #1
Cleto Augusto
Electronic Salesman #2
Cyrina Fiallo
Gigi
Tiara Ashleigh
Video Girl
Eva Marcille
Ms. Crabtree
Judy Krause
Bus Passenger
Stephanie Kinch
Scared Teacher
Terrell J. Ramsey
DJ
Brittany Belt
Female Student
Bob Tyus
Man on Street
Michael Kurtz
Cop
Eric Bivens-Bush
Neighbor
Willis Burks II
Old Guy
Robert Cicchini
Coach Brady
Hayden Bromberg
Kid
Annie McKnight
Woman
Angelique Perrin
Skanky Woman
Kem Saunders
Her Man
Angela Sargeant
Middle Aged Woman
James Keane
Boss
Brittany Whitaker
Tough Girl
Charles Emmett
Principal Old School
Susan Gallagher
Patron
Benjamin Bryan
Kid
Jasmine Di Angelo
Kid #2
Ryan Heinke
Kid #3
Michael Brownlee
Newscaster
Jill Kirsh
Angry Woman
George Weiss Vando
Man in Drag
Hilary Hacker
Interviewer
Billy Mayo
Mr. Jenkins
Johnny Erasme
Thug #1
Alysia Joy Powell
Cashier
Sean Allen Rector
Robber #1
Kelvin Brown
Robber #2
Elijah Kelly
Guy
Bee-Be Smith
Mrs. Sanders
Susan Slome
Meter Maid
Robin Leach
Himself
Tyrel Jackson Williams
Baby Chris
Tylen Jacob Williams
Baby Drew
Paul Darrigo
Cop #2
John Patti
Hood
Gerry Black
Manager
Anthony Ortiz
Cashier
E'Lon Cox
13 Year Old Father
Jasmin L. Bryant
Crying Woman
Tyler Lynch
Nerd
Jennifer Der
Asian Kid
Christopher Pressley
Julius at 9 Years Old
Joseph Buttler
Mr. Russo
Chelsea Renee Piatetsky
Fight Kid
Gil Glasgow
Singing Man
Zylan Brooks
Upset Woman
Drew Matthews
Little Boy
Larry Anderson
Father
Logan Brammer
Son
Dabier
Paint Eating Kid
Duane R. Shepard Sr.
Grocer
Alex Morris
George
Lauren Patrice Nadler
Nurse
John C. Moskoff
Doctor
Indira G. Wilson
Admittance Clerk
David Grant Wright
Pete
Nichelle Hines
Mrs. Dumas
Les Bartok
Undercover Cop
Roger Ranney
Photographer
Charlene Lovings
Customer #3
Geena White
Kid #2
Shane Arenal
Kid #3
Aaron Sutton
Kid #4
Ben Levi
Kid #5
J.D. Hall
Bus Driver
Daniel E. Smith
Clyde
Cassidy Lehrman
Joy
Anna Pheil
Sexy Woman
Robert Kariakin
30 Year Old Greg
Regan Metoyér
19 Year Old Girl
Cameron Broom
Hip Hop Dancer
Mario Luis Herrera
Jorge
Wanda Welch
Dental Patient
Thomas Daniel Smith
Teenage Drew
April Gooding
Black Teacher
Ikona Starr
Aunt Mousey
Tricia Delaney
White Mother
Cary Thompson
Bulletproof Vest Teacher
Alison Frazier
Performing Arts Teacher
Dan Leegant
Hebrew School Teacher
Tyler Kremer
White Kid
Ty Granderson Jones
Bully #2
Kelli Barksdale
Slapped Student
Courtenay Taylor
Ticket Seller
Graciella Evelina Martinez
Yolanda
Ca'Shawn Sims
Girl #1
Simone Battle
Girl #2
Brianna Hollins
Girl #3
Marquis Scott
Kid #2
Jovan Roberts
Karate Student
Mauricio Mendoza
Man
Darrell Chapman
Liquor Kid
Danielle Roberts
Cigarette Girl
Michael Emanuel
Truck Driver
Gerald Emerick
Window Man
Hugh Dane
Wino
Darius Dudley
Desk Sergeant
Michael Carlton King
Heavy Man
John Ciccolini
Cop
Kiyoko Yamaguchi
Thin Woman
Mark Tomesek
Passerby
Kelly Heyer
Scout
Julie Dixon Jackson
White Mom
Khanya Mkhize
Missy Elliot
Tanee McCall
Dancer Sub
Richard Jeni
White Cop
Shavon Kirksey
Pretty Girl
Verda Bridges
Kidney Woman
Jerrika Hinton
Birthday Girl
Tayla Parx
Girl #2
Michelle Foster
Girl #3
Logan M. Williams
Levi
Noah Luke
Bookish Kid
Petri Hawkins-Byrd
Man on Fire Escape
Chrissy Weathersby Ball
Fire Escape Kid
Lance Norling
Mr. Durr
Karl T. Wright
Doctor
Jeffrey Lorenzo
Cedric
Andrea Morales
Nerdy Girl #1
Simone Morie
Nerdy Girl #2
Christina Wilson
Cool Girl #1
Lauren Wess
Cool Girl #2
Jean Elliott Campbell
Prisoner
Monique Cash
Malvo's Girlfriend
Christopher Carroll
Chaplain
Timothy E. Goodwin
Seedy Man
Sydelle Noel
Pole Dancer
John Moio
Teacher
Jennifer Shumaker
Screaming Woman
Joey Diaz
Store Owner
Michael Patrick McGill
Janitor
Gina Minervini
Lunch Lady
Wellington Sari
Tuskegee Airman
Clara Golidy-Holmes
Aunt Gemina Chef
Frederic Tucker
Cream of Wheat Chef
Justin Bretter
Kid #1
Monica Anne Parales
Lisa
Sahara Garey
Student Mother
Fred Ornstein
Elevator Operator
Jeanisha Harris
Car Lady
Verdine White
Self
Sonya Eddy
DMV Clerk
Roger Schueller
Doctor
Rosemary Dominguez
Meter Maid
Kevin Shane Cogen
Ghostbuster #1
Jacob Anderson
Ghostbuster #2
David Hayles
Thalmus
F. Flip Dumont
Roll Call Teatcher
Nicholas McGuirk
Coat Kid
Breena Shepard
Charmaine
Marcus Folmar
Husband
Caleb McNutt
Paramilitary Kid
Christopher David
Rough Houser #2
James F. Mahon
Running Kid
Ashton Moio
Flipping Kid
Vanessa Toll
Gum Girl #2
Me'Lana Mathis-Irvin
Tonya's Friend #1
Kiana Lemon
Tonya's Friend #2
Camille McNeal
Tonya's Friend #3
Art Evans
Luther
Mark Kriski
Weatherman
Tia Robinson
Cassandra
Nadine Ellis
Mrs. Booker
Clive Kennedy
Actor Sub
Steve Moramarco
Mr. Bitter
Dartenea Bryant
Boxer Girl
Crystal Dawson
Mrs. Newton
Vince Deadrick Jr.
Mob Driver
Shawn Crowder
Fed Driver
Julie Michaels
Blond Teacher
William Dennis Hunt
Judge
Regina Randolph
Harriet Tubman
Ron Brooks
Car Jacker #1
Jason Monroe
Car Jacker #2
Brandon Hirsch
42 Year Old Drew
Jackie Nova
Rosalinda
Guillermo Canteros
Puerto Rican Chris
Athena Angel
Puerto Rican Tonya
Rockey Morales
Puerto Rican Drew
April Weeden
Angry Robbed Lady
William Washington
Beaten Chain Snatcher
Jules Kain
Eric
Jim Lampley
Sports Announcer
Robert Gallo
Shecky
H.C. Fletcher
Husband
Calvin Brown
Mervin
Vincent Pastore
Paulie
Reynaldo Rey
Lester
Bianca Bethune
Chantal
Darrow Igus
Male Applicant #2
Mark Costello
Mr. Richards
Leonard Turner
Male Applicant #1
Don Curry
Cooper
David Lengel
Pizza Guy
Daniel Smith
Gang Boy
Jermaine Jackson
VCR Crackhead
Yolanda Coney-Sophus
Leather Crackhead
Thomas Hornoff
Hazmat Leader
Pat Asanti
Plumber
Devyn Inez Fusaro
Crying Girl
Jonah Lopez
Random Kim
Maria Quiban
Newscaster (uncredited)