On screen
Cast
163 credited performers
Michael Eisner
Self - Host
Nick Bakay
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Melissa Joan Hart
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Jamie McRoberts
Opera Singing Kid
Joel Brooks
Ferguson
Ted Atherton
Mitch
Karen Robinson
Sally
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Richard Dreyfuss
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Tia Carrere
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Kimberly Williams-Paisley
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Christine Baranski
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Mike Judge
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John Salley
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Scott Michaelson
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John Ratzenberger
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Charlotte Rae
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Eddie Mills
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Joanna Kerns
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Alexander Gould
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Victor Garber
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Demi Lovato
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Jay Thomas
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D.L. Hughley
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Jeffrey Tambor
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Peter O'Brien
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Alan Thicke
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Tim Allen
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Daryl Sabara
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Kieran Culkin
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Amy Hill
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Willem Dafoe
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Joely Fisher
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Tara Strong
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Wallace Shawn
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Albert Brooks
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Karle Warren
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Holland Taylor
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Steve Martin
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Glenne Headly
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Diane Keaton
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Tom Hanks
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Brad Garrett
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Andy Dick
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Daveigh Chase
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George Newbern
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Lindsay Sloane
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Greg Finley
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Ellen DeGeneres
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Martin Short
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John DeMita
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Liliana Mumy
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Kevin Michael Richardson
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Jack Angel
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Jennifer Darling
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Kevin McDonald
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Kath Soucie
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April Winchell
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Jess Harnell
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David Ogden Stiers
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Ving Rhames
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Susan Silo
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Keira Knightley
Gwyn
Paul Kennedy
Sgt. Schmidt
Stacy Fair
Angels Fan
John Pruitt
Newscaster #2
Harland Williams
Tucker / Headmistress
Shawna Waldron
Beryl Andrews
Duane Martin
Jim
Lori Hallier
Sally Jeffries
Lawrence Dane
Rawlings
Conrad Dunn
Farley
Katey Sagal
Harriet Magnum
Aimée Castle
Wendy
Kerry Duff
Janet
Natalie Higashi
Stacy
Debra McGrath
Dawn
Katherine Giaquinto
Debbie (as Katherine Shekter)
Janet Wright
Naomi Bascombe
Helen Beavis
Mrs. Sillas
Catherine Black
Sharon
Ken James
Warden
Lindsay Leese
Waitress
Joe Pingue
Granger
Michelle Risi
Missy
Richard Blackburn
Guard
John Boylan
Beryl's Father
Jeff Clarke
Cop #2
Toni Ellwand
Mother in Stands
Tony Meyler
Guard #1
Marianne Moroney
Mother
Don Murray
Reporter
Robbie Rox
Cesar
John Vasilantonakis
Kaminsky
Scott Wickware
Cop #1
Philip Williams
Cab Driver
Elijah Wood
The Artful Dodger
Gerard Cannon
Fagin's Gang
David Gallagher
Marty Markham
Jeremy Foley
Spin Evans
Charles Shaughnessy
Jordan Welsh
Yancy Butler
Veronica Hulka
Dan Zukovic
Gladstone
Brian Markinson
Beckwith Evans
Lynda Boyd
Stephanie Evans
Judd Nelson
Jack Hulka
Tim Considine
Mayor Considine
Sarah Hyland
Molly
Lindsay Lohan
Casey Stuart
Bug Hall
Scout Bozell
Lainie Kazan
Mrs. Day
Curtis Armstrong
Bert Miller
Stephanie Faracy
Mrs. Marlowe
Alex McKenna
Hannah Zapruder
Ed McMahon
Grandpa Bozell
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Weird Al
Charlene Tilton
Mrs. Zapruder
John Bennett Perry
Mr. Zapruder
Phillip Van Dyke
Kent Marlowe
John Walsh
John Walsh
Wink Martindale
Wink Martindale
Leslie Nielsen
Mr. Penn
Kirstie Alley
Katherine Lewis
Dale Midkiff
Thomas Jameson
Ross Malinger
Bobby Jameson
Lynn Redgrave
Rogers
Daryl Mitchell
Raul
Marcus Toji
Trevor
Melanie Mayron
Mindy
Kimberly Scott
Gwen
Zack Duhame
Kent
Jesse Moss
Levon Waters
Sabrina Grdevich
Miss Vicky Polite
Kelly Ripa
Self - Host
David Stollery
Commissioner Stollery
Tamsin Kelsey
Mrs. Markham
Brian Jensen
Mr. Markham
Richard Side
Mr. Mann
Laurie Murdoch
Minister
Michael Sunczyk
Precinct Captain
Bob Dawson
Officer Petrie
Simon Longmore
Officer Collins
Deni DeLory
Charlotte
Betty Linde
Mary
Brenda McDonald
Mary's Friend
Lauren Diewold
Little Girl
Eileen Brennan
Joe #1
Joel Swetow
Joe #2
Arjay Smith
Phil
Kaley Cuoco
Lori
Kathryn Zaremba
Carrie
John P. Connolly
Dr. Green
Catlin Adams
Carrie's Mom
Patrick Kerr
Mr. Wood
Jake Richardson
Jeff
Jamie Renée Smith
Young Katherine
Thomas Crawford
Cupid
Gregory Hinton
Tiny
Lindze Letherman
Molly
Helen Slater
Katherine's Mom
Yeardley Smith
Gatekeeper
Keaton Savage
Little Boy
Whitney Peak
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