On screen
Cast
33 credited performers
Peter Kay
Brian Potter/Max
Dave Spikey
Jerry St Clair
Neil Fitzmaurice
Ray Von
Paddy McGuinness
Paddy
Justin Moorhouse
Young Kenny
Archie Kelly
Kenny Senior
Daniel Kitson
Spencer
Artwork unavailable
Janice Connolly
Holy Mary
Steve Edge
Alan
Toby Foster
Les
Bernard Wrigley
Dodgy Eric
Ted Robbins
Don Perry
Peter Slater
A.S.S Presenter
Artwork unavailable
Alex Lowe
Clinton Baptiste
Artwork unavailable
Julian Sua
Ant
Artwork unavailable
Wai Kee Chan
Dec
Artwork unavailable
Sian Gibson
Young Mary
Beatrice Kelley
Marion
Steve Money
Character not listed
Artwork unavailable
John Axon
Character not listed
Tim Healy
Mike Fiddler
Rodney Litchfield
Character not listed
Artwork unavailable
David Prosho
Character not listed
Jo Enright
Character not listed
Stuart Maconie
Character not listed
David Walliams
Character not listed
Roy Walker
Himself
Jim Bowen
Character not listed
Kate Robbins
Character not listed
Artwork unavailable
Tony Xu
Chinese Man
Artwork unavailable
Jayne Bickerton
Debra Quinn
Artwork unavailable
Lynn Roden
John's Wife
Artwork unavailable
Lynn Lowton
Lynx (uncredited)