On screen
Cast
68 credited performers
Rowan Atkinson
Inspector Raymond Fowler
Serena Evans
Sergeant Patricia Dawkins
David Haig
Detective Inspector Derek Grim
James Dreyfus
Constable Kevin Goody
Mina Anwar
Constable Maggie Habib
Rudolph Walker
Constable Frank Gladstone
Mark Addy
Detective Constable Gary Boyle
Kevin Allen
Detective Constable Robert Kray
Joy Brook
D.C. Crockett
Walter Sparrow
Local Resident
Lucy Robinson
Dame Cristabelle Wickham
Natalie Walter
Elf
Stephen Moore
Ron
Stephen Fry
Blaster Sump
Perry Fenwick
Arrested Man
Archie Panjabi
Nazia Habib
Dicken Ashworth
Bank Robber
Stephen Marcus
Terry
Owen Teale
Gary
Gabrielle Blunt
Neighbour
Melvyn Hayes
D.S. Quentin Courvoisier
Alan David
Gasforth FC Manager
Trevor Peacock
Turnip Man
Nicola Stapleton
Natalie
Ian Barritt
Surveyor
Bridget Turner
Mrs. Rabbit
Sheila Gish
Maeve the Sex Therapist
Alan Cox
Bob Tough
Colin McFarlane
European Commissioner Mustafa Delcroix
Rupert Vansittart
Commander Crow
Amelda Brown
Mrs. Bludger
Jonathan Cake
Stallion
Jean Ainslie
Elderly Lady
Tim Matthews
Bill Fowler
Alexander Armstrong
Arrested Man
Jake Wood
Carol Singer
Jay Simpson
Baz
Albie Woodington
Neighbour
Edwina Day
Elderly Lady
Bohdan Poraj
Young Man
George Raistrick
Arrested Man
Darren Brown
Arrested Man
Bill Thomas
Mythomaniac
Mark Chapman
Officer Plaice
Ruth Arnold
Bank Clerk
Gabrielle Blunt
Elderly Lady
Lloyd McGuire
Bank Manager
Bill Moody
Bank Robber
Julian Rivett
Customer
Laura Brattan
Rona
Robert Demeger
Arrested Man
Ricci Harnett
Darren Grim
Frank Boyce
Thug
Geoffrey Chater
Genuine Carol Singer
Jacqueline Defferary
Homeless Woman
Ben Elton
Homeless Man
Cherith Mellor
Local Resident
Phil Nice
Father
Guy Normas
Harry The Spike
Bernard Gallagher
Mr. Glockenspiel
Chooye Bay
Businessmen
Neil Maskell
Gasforth FC Player
Ben Crompton
Protestor
Kenneth MacDonald
Nightclub Manager
Keeley Gainey
Girl
Paul Kynman
Nightclub Doorman
Ruth Levine
Girl
Dawn McDaniel
Escort