On screen
Cast
213 credited performers
Jonathan Silverman
Jonathan Eliot
Joey Slotnick
Sam Sloan
Ming-Na Wen
Trudy Sloan
Ernest Borgnine
Manny Cordoba
Olivia D'Abo
Marie Blake
Jessica Hecht
Janeane Percy-Parker
Mark Moses
Matt Parker
Shawn Michael Howard
Russell
Dan Cortese
Dan Montgomery
Jensen Daggett
Charlie McCarthy
John Kassir
Maitre 'D
Suzanne Pleshette
Sarah Eliot
Mariska Hargitay
Kate Conklin
Keene Curtis
Mr. Klug
Michael Winters
Mike
Lauren Bowles
Paula
Charles Rahi Chun
Cop
Mitchell Ryan
Mr. Bremley
Mark Harelik
Jeff
Ellen Travolta
Mrs. Cordova
Peter Boyle
Walter Eliot
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson
Erika
Donal Logue
Billy
Illeana Douglas
Martha
Marianne Muellerleile
Mrs. Fingerman
Rick Overton
Carl Gannon
Brooke Langton
Amanda
Jay Kogen
Pretzel Vendor
David Wohl
Bobby Driscoll
Jack Black
Randy
Caitlin Keats
Dana
Mark Sivertsen
Instructor
Christopher Riccio
Teddy
John F. O'Donohue
Fireman
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Tina, Danger Girl
Arye Gross
Tony
Lydie Denier
Monique
Sandra Taylor
Belinda
Cassidy Rae
Nikki Gordon
Alan Blumenfeld
Vince
Conan O'Brien
Cameron Duncan
Ron Fassler
Paul
Patrick Cranshaw
Old Man
Joe Liss
Joe
Michael Spound
Andy Felner
Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul
Dana Ashbrook
Keith
Jeffrey Combs
Klein
Jenna Elfman
Jordan
Kevin Weisman
Lyle
John Michael Higgins
Reverend Fuller
Al Roker
Dr. Benjamin
Tatjana Patitz
Cinderella
Maureen McCormick
Valerie
Jonathan Lipnicki
Rudy
Paula Marshall
Isabella
Davy Jones
Davy Jones
Tom Gallop
New Yorker Interviewer
Larry Miller
The Cable Guy
Bruce Kirby
Uncle Mike
Marshall Bell
Mr. Gottlieb
Steve Hytner
Jamie Barron
Dan Butler
Character not listed
Catherine Lloyd Burns
April
Audie England
Melissa
Kevin Tighe
Jack Blake
Mary Pat Gleason
Patton
Al Ruscio
Bob
Brian Doyle-Murray
Captain Conklin
Cara Buono
Christie
Leah Lail
Renee
Wendie Malick
Dr. Cornick
Marie Osmond
Marie Osmond
Robert Mailhouse
Ricky
Brad Grunberg
Strip Club Guy
Julie Benz
Cranberries Girl
Ken Marino
Big Tipper
Chao Li Chi
Mr. Pao
Don Rickles
Dr. Dick Sloan
Patricia Belcher
Newsweek Interviewer
Lynn Clark
Sara
Nicole Forester
Emma
David Schwimmer
Ross Geller
Megan Ward
Monica
Arthur Roberts
Ambassador Grady
George Plimpton
George Plimpton
Amanda Peet
Kathy
Jean Speegle Howard
Old Woman
Juanita Jennings
Liz
Kristin Davis
Leslie
Richard Riehle
Mr. Van Wagner
Willie Garson
Ted
Irene Tsu
Mrs. Pao
Andy Buckley
Mike Conklin
Andrea C. Robinson
Bernie
Saul Stein
Back Specialist
Diane Delano
Pit Boss
Silas Weir Mitchell
Floyd
Albie Selznick
Director
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Don Murray
Chip Bremley
Carlos Lacámara
Esteban
Robin Pearson Rose
News Reporter
Wendy Gazelle
Ginger
Pat Kilbane
Leo
Jim Metzler
Mr. Gordon
David Valcin
Antonio the Waiter
Peggy Rea
Aunt Heidi
Jimmy Breslin
Jimmy Breslin
Cristi Conaway
Kari
Jack Shearer
Repairman
Dion Anderson
Harry
Nancy Fish
Betty
David DeLuise
Booth Guy
Winifred Freedman
Soap Opera Digest Interviewer
David Doty
Conductor
Joe Sabatino
Buff Guy
Tim Haldeman
Waiter
Paul Bates
Fish
Kevin Contreras
Jeans Guy
Louis Guss
Rosie Flowers
John Vickery
Seth
Amy Yasbeck
Amy Yasbeck (uncredited)
Colton James
Kid
Brian Klugman
Teenager
Gerry Bamman
Dr. Bradford
Emilio Estevez
Emilio Estevez
Antwon Tanner
Teenager
Maury Sterling
Mordecai
Eric Saiet
Ted
Robert Arevalo
Juan Uno
Molly Shannon
Melody Pugh
Jenna Mattison
Superwoman
Walker Brandt
Bambi
O'Neal Compton
TY
Viveka Davis
Bonnie
David Pressman
Engineer
Holly Lewis
Redhead Date (uncredited)
Cameron Hall
Suit Guy
Zaid Farid
Ticket Man
Jim Lampley
Self
Bob Miller
Self
Christopher Reed
Derek
Alecia Guzman
Pretty Woman
Sarah Ann Morris
Pretty Woman
LaReine Chabut
Pretty Woman
Michael Anthony Cardoza
Timmy
W. Earl Brown
Cabbie
Suzanne Lanza
Gorgeous Woman
Rob Mulloy
The Waiter
Rhonda Bennett
Teenager
Robert Borowicz
Tattooed Man
Peter Spellos
Customs Official
Morgan Hunter
Customs Official
Andrew Bilgore
Gene
Tony V.
Freaky Lou
Michael DeMay
Asbestos Worker
Jeff Bornstein
3-Card Monte Man
Tom Williams
Baby V.O.
Gary Davies
Construction Worker
Eric Sharp
The Mugger
Melissa M. Thomas
Jonathan's Date
Kevin Marshall Brady
Subway Rider
Steve Paymer
Dr. Mesner
Eric Poppick
Mr. Bringle
Renée Taylor
Zelda
André Nemec
Eric
James Arone
Jury Foreman
Cazimir Milostan
Neighbor
Michele Farr
Mrs. Glance
Rush Pearson
Fan
Russell Moore
Bartender
Daniel Passer
Sam Wolf
John Kendall
Lottery Winner
Paul Cassell
Edgar Conklin
Eric Payne
Goodwill Man
Julia Montgomery Brown
Sarah Fuller
Brant Cotton
Shirtless Guy
Spencer Beglarian
Ivan
Tracy Douglas
Tina
Tony Boldi
Doug
Antony Ponzini
Alfredo
Eric Michael Zee
Eric Chow
Frank Pesce
Cabbie
Robert Aguilar Jr.
The Man
Michael Leydon Campbell
Father
Cris Borgnine
Waiter
Anthony Diaz-Perez
Juan Uno
Eric Matheny
Gary Shapiro
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
Paula
Tushka Bergen
Ilsa
Dustin Lee Abraham
Bus Boy
Evan Arnold
Gomer Pyle
Kim Serafin
Jeannie
Carlos Oscar
Cuban Guy
Stan Cahill
Terry Conklin
Ramon McLane
Lawrence Conklin
Reta Rose
Mrs. Conklin
Fred Sanders
Stock Broker
Bari K. Willerford
Take-Out Customer
John Mendoza
Nurse
Linda Hawkins
Sandy
Mara Holguin
Mother
Shirley Prestia
Saleslady
Myriam Tubert
Mama Cordova
Harold Lopez
The Padre
Michael P. Byrne
Judge
Lindsey Swearngin
Waitress
Michael Leopard
Bailiff
Kerry Sable
Counter Woman
Karen Bankhead
Annulment Clerk
Irwin Keyes
Heckler
Frank Kopyc
Roulette Guy