On screen
Cast
152 credited performers
Max Burkholder
John Bennett
Alanna Ubach
Susan Bennett
Scott Grimes
Matty Bennett
Giorgia Whigham
Blaire Bennett
Seth MacFarlane
Bill Clinton (uncredited)
Ara Hollyday
Andrew
Liz Richman
Polly
Marissa Shankar
Sarah
Penny Johnson Jerald
Principal Bernard
Charly Jordan
Sheila Borgwort
Ian McKellen
Narrator (voice)
Gail Goldberg
Gert Fechko
Erin Moore
Jessica
Francesca Xuereb
Erin
Julius Sharpe
Wardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice)
Don Lake
Bert
Jack Seavor McDonald
Clive
Chelsea Davison
Brenda
Evan Hannemann
Sean
Dana Gould
Priest
Danny Jolles
Will
Tim Russ
ER Doctor
Rachael MacFarlane
Operator
Michael Gunning
Cameron
Mike Henry
Bank Employee
Milan Anderson
Cupcake
Shannon Dee
Peaches
Claire Dellamar
Beef Stroganoff
Alexander G. Eckert
Kyle
Arthur Gazarian
James
John Viener
Dr. Frankel
Audrey Wasilewski
Muriel
Kelsey Peterjohn
Employee
Walker Satterwhite
Kid
Danny Smith
Anesthesiologist (voice)
Dustin Wayne
Mike
Jacob Zelonky
Derek
Marc Jablon
Restaurant Manager
JD Cullum
Lloyd
Chris Coppola
Video Store Clerk
Tom Costello
Coach
Jim Kane
Video Store Clerk
Connor Keene
Waiter (Kevin)
Julie Burrise
Porn Star Girl
Austin Nash Chase
Basketball Player (Hampton)
James Coker
Middle-Aged Guy
Preston García
Rusty
Harrison Harvey
Waiter (Brad)
Liam Manfredonia
Porn Star Guy
Paul Vato
Lonely-Looking Dude
Brendan Jennings
Ostrich Owner
Josh Stamberg
Professor Lucas Damon
Aiden Arnold
Scott Hamilton Kid
Reyna Calvillo
Paige
Damian Cecere
Irish Springs Announcer
Indiana Elle
Belle Kid
Cash Handal
Barney Kid
Dean Hermansen
Sixteen-Year-Old Boy
Mara Hernandez
College Girl #3
Courtney Lin
College Girl #2
Sarah Jane MacKay
Alana
Michael Mourra
Batman Kid
Romyn Smith
Hulk Kid
Kimberly Woods
College Girl #1
Ivar Brogger
Father Odell
Bobby Strom
Dennis (voice)
Donna Medine
Choir Member
Tracey Stephens
Church Goer
Jason Kravits
Mr. Maynard
Paul Schackman
Sandy
Charlotte Fountain-Jardim
Betheny Borgwort
Jeff Bottoms
News Anchor
Steve Callaghan
Pharmacy Employee
A.J. Rafael
Deejay
Scott Michael Campbell
Bernie Bennett
Peter Macon
Avery Lawrence
Mela Lee
Candy (voice)
Julie Nathanson
Shauna (voice)
Amanda Rea
Woman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial
Adam Navas
Prison Guard
Darrin Revitz
Phone Sex Operator (voice)
Jordan Jarvis
Boy #1
Sam Coffelt
Boy #2
Alison Gold
Girl #1
Chelsea Campbell
Girl #2
Lauren Quinn
Party Girl #1
Sydney Gates
Party Girl #2
Claire DeJean
Party Girl #3
Michaela McManus
Charlotte Robicheck
Ross Partridge
David Robicheck
Brett Rickaby
Dr. C. Lukert
Jessica Lundy
Arlene Goldbaum
Eve Sigall
Elderly Woman
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Chris
Derek Mears
Dral'hul
Martin Klebba
Gnomish Merchant
Matt Gottlieb
Cultist
Matthew Haddad
Brent
Sebastian Schier
Ken
Alexander Vogt
Wendall
Jared Wernick
Lewis
Quinn Sullivan
Chris' Mom
John Orr
Hooded Man
Andre Hotchko
Gus
Dak-Navarro
Ogre
Eric Artell
Elf Bartender
Susan Segal
Demon's Mom (V.O.) (voice)
Taylor Sieve
Statue #1
Natalya Z
Statue #2
Juliet Fischer
Statue #3
Bella Bernath
Statue #4
Brooke Dillman
Mildred Crohn
Joe Moran
Waiter
Matthew Bellows
Mr. Donnelly
Tom Plumley
Ricky
Jordan Matlock
Employee
Nicola Lambo
Supervisor
Alec Sulkin
Jurgis
Erin Elizabeth Coleman
Customer
Colin McGurk
Customer #2
Erik Hylko
Wardrobe Assistant
Nicholas Azarian
Kenneth
Damon K. Sperber
Other Dad
Robert DuBois
Secret Service Agent
Evan Jachelski
Jock #2
Spencer Hunt
Stagehand
Ralph Garman
Voice of Stagehand (voice)
David Valdes
Male Customer
Armando Ortuño
Jock (uncredited)
Charlene deGuzman
Emily (V.O.) (voice)
Matthew Holcomb
Angry Protestor
Casey Williams
Receptionist
Noah Kaye Bentley
Joel
Sophie Swiszcz
College Girl
Asha Etchison
Half Foot
Jen Kober
Guard
Josh Archer
Officer
Phil Abrams
Judge Likins
Cali Morales
69
Wilma Rivera
Gungina
Julie Goldman
FedEx
Jeremy Ratchford
Bartender
Michael Patrick McGill
Bar Patron
Ashley Gibson
Reporter
Vincent Washington
Guy #1
Kelcey Watson
Guy #2
Elizabeth Pan
Nurse
Ellen Haun
Mom
J. D. Ingram
Nathan
Nik Dodani
Nimeet Farooq
Beth Berlin
Waitress
Adalgiza Chermont
Bitch Killer