On screen
Cast
163 credited performers
Kenan Thompson
Kenan Rockmore
Kel Mitchell
Kel Kimble
Vanessa Baden Kelly
Kyra Rockmore
Ken Foree
Roger Rockmore
Teal Marchande
Sheryl Rockmore
Dan Frischman
Christopher "Chris" Potter
Biagio Messina
Marc Cram
Alexis Fields
Sharla Morrison (archive footage)
Doreen Weese
Mrs. Ethel Quaqmire
Loretta Jean
Old Lady Customer
Nick Cannon
Character not listed
James Zelley
Officer Friendly
Bill Bellamy
Bill Bellamy (archive footage)
Chris Edgerly
Messenger
Hersha Parady
Principal Dimly
Kim Fields
Miss Horn
Rondell Sheridan
Officer McWiggins
Johnny Brown
Uncle Louie
Jill Burgess
Brianna
Beth Dover
LeAnne
Max Ortiz, Jr.
Police Officer
Tim Powell
Delivery Dave
Kevin Kopelow
Party Decorator
Floyd Levine
Nate
Catherine Mangan
Janet
Paul Vogt
Waiter
The Lady of Rage
Yovanda (archive footage)
Lisa Ann Orkin
Customer
Jeff LeBeau
Cell Phone Man
Christopher Michael
Policeman #1
Mystro Clark
Eric
Oliver Muirhead
Gavin the Waiter (archive footage)
Paul Parducci
The Guard
Bob Eubanks
Bob Eubanks
Linda Cardellini
Becky
Kurt Loder
Kurt Loder
Cullen Douglas
Nervous Robber
Missy Doty
Beth
Josh Server
Philip
Julie Brown
Julie Brown
Devon Alan
Boy
Pamela Paulshock
Supermodel
Leland L. Jones
William Buckman III
Joyce Brothers
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Kevin Shinick
Bugman
T.J. Thyne
Hysterical Man
Tamia
Tamia
David Alan Grier
David Alan Grier
Margo Moorer
Martha
Britney Spears
Britney Spears
Maura McDade
Lee Ann
Jessica Ranalli
Amy
Eve Plumb
Teacher
Karan Ashley
Melissa Plunkett
Doug Jones
Head Waiter
Tyrees Allen
Guthrie Plunkett
Claudette Roche
Eleanor Plunkett
Cassi Davis
Kitty
Chrystee Pharris
Rudy
Rona Benson
Alison
Bill Lee Brown
Mr. Malone
Lynne Burnett
Doris
Maya Goodwin
Caitlin
Scott Anthony Leet
Mad Dog Murphy
Robert Costanzo
Mr. Maniaci
Denise Lecce
Mom
Greg Neff
Car Seller
Jim Detmar
Chris' Cousin
Michael Edwards
Henry Luna
Valerie Grant
Paparazzi
Pixie Wales
Judge Harris
Jerry Darr
Kevin Conway
Chad Bonsack
D.J.
Brad Crosby
Character not listed
Claire Mantel
Character not listed
John Walsh
America's Criminals Host
Sunni Boswell
Asian Mom
Eric Miles
Photographer
David Edward Perry
Photographer
John Roarke
President
Harry Burney
Mr. Dawson
Edna Harding
Grandma Rockmore (voice)
Mary Thompson Hunt
Mrs. Dawson
Mona Lisa
Amy Dawson
David Eakin
Featuring David Eakin
Ryan Clark
Daniel
Cindy Maranne
Mother
Sallie Glaner
Keeska's Mom
Al Arasim
Referee
Melissa Kolaks
Customer
Dan Schneider
Angus
Alvin Arasim
Character not listed
Fred Ottaviano
Mostacelli
Brian Robbins
Risotto
Suzette Jamison
Character not listed
Jennifer Jesse
Megan
Tracy Frenkel
Character not listed
Brian Peck
Character not listed
Scotty Cox
Character not listed
Greg Cala
Orange Monster
Lavetta Cannon
Lottery Winner
Lou Tally
Dr. Vermin
Antoni Corone
Buck Savage
Virgil L. Fabian
Character not listed
Steve Purnick
Stanley Goldberg
Virginia Light
Miss Kaso
Avis-Marie Barnes
Nurse Manly
Ron Harper
Ron Harper
Dushawn Moses
Intimidating Guy #1
Ben Bledsoe
Brad
Ryan Paul James
Jimmy
Whitman Mayo
Uncle Raymond
David Moore
Young Kenan Rockmore
Dustin Lee Abraham
Stinky Man
Brian Mulligan
Ned
Voiza Arnold
Customer
Bob Murdy
Dave, the Delivery Dude
Curtis Andersen
Character not listed
Derrick L. McMillon
News Reporter
Blas Lorenzo
Waiter
Alfred Carr, Jr.
Officer Mensoni
Riley Brock
Bubble Kid
Regina McKee Redwing
Party Wife
Richard Hoyt-Miller
Character not listed
Julia Glander
Character not listed
Michelle Jones
Customer
Joel McCrary
Steve
Patricia Bethune
Character not listed
Dennis Bendersky
Character not listed
K.C. Marsh
Character not listed
Adrian Neil
Character not listed
Cassandra Taylor
Character not listed
Jonna Tamases
Customer
Joe Rose
John 'The Jackhammer' Rogan
Allan Murray
Chauffeur
John McQuilkin
Burton Nitcher
David Pires
Macho Mike
Kevin West
Dave Stale
Alexander Hurren
Boy
Lacie Harmon
Character not listed
Ann Marie Lee
Character not listed
Eugene Buica
Character not listed
Adrienne Janic
Marc's Date
Corey Pepper
Husband
Dee Freeman
DMV worker
Jennifer Cetrone
Pretty Girl
Cheryl Carter
Betty
Tim Kahle
Royal Page
Patrick J. Pieters
Royal Page
Regina Randolph
Grandma
Edward James Gage
Studio Guard
Darlene Mann
Attendant
Crystal Michelle
Grlfriend - The Real Melissa
Frederick Lawrence
Technician
David Keith Anderson
College Recruiter
Kyle Gibson
Pizza Boy #1
Mike Grief
Tough Guy
Brian Mars
Pizza Boy #3
Malachi Pearson
Pizza Boy #2
Sean Patrick Murphy
Officer
Michael Berryman
Chives
Milton Berle
Uncle Leo
Time Winters
Arthur