On screen
Cast
261 credited performers
Jim Belushi
Jim
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Cheryl
Larry Joe Campbell
Andy
Taylor Atelian
Ruby
Billi Bruno
Gracie
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Dana
Conner Rayburn
Kyle
Tony Braunagel
Tony
Mitch Rouse
Ryan Gibson
Robert Belushi
Playground Bystander
Christopher Moynihan
Chris
Garret Sullivan
Kyle
Connor Sullivan
Kyle
Kathleen Noone
Maggie
Jamison Belushi
Jami
Bruce Jarchow
Phil
John Rubano
John
Jackie Debatin
Mandy
Dan Aykroyd
Danny Michalski
Charlie Hartsock
Oliver
Cynthia Stevenson
Cindy
Tim Bagley
Tim
Mo Collins
Emily
Ted Michaels
Kenny
Robin Krieger
Marilyn Crannis
Ed Lover
Ed
Chris Elliott
Reverend Pierson
Jennifer Coolidge
Roxanne
Laraine Newman
Laraine Elkin
Brad Paisley
Eddie
Michelle Hurd
Kitson
Tammy Townsend
Ms. Crawford
Mark Beltzman
Customer #2
Kyle Chavarria
Ashley
Ingo Rademacher
Ted
Soleil Borda
Emma
Hira Ambrosino
Sarah
Tim Kazurinsky
Elf
Jim Ward
Dr. Collins
Wayne Newton
Wayne Newton
Jennifer Candy
Marcy (uncredited)
Glen Clark
Glen
Erik Estrada
Erik Estrada
Jeff Lewis
Russian Immigrant
Johnny Lee Schell
Johnny
Elizabeth Anne Smith
Sandy
Jeremy Rowley
Raggedy Ann
Paul Vinson
Bouncer
Jill Matson-Sachoff
Patty
Grace Rowe
Police Officer
Robert Joseph
Paramedic
Andy Morrow
Jason
Carla Renata
Sherri
Willie Amakye
Store Clerk
David Pasquesi
Dave
Laurel Green
Bernice
Mary Gross
Cynthia
Lee Majors
God
Ed Quinn
Doug
Matt Roth
Michael
Mike Ditka
Mike Ditka
Ryan McPartlin
Bob
Garry Marshall
Doctor
David Greenman
Waiter
Jeanne Chinn
Jody Chen
James Lipton
Devil
Phil LaMarr
Kurt
Dave Coulier
Angry Pete (voice) (uncredited)
Tom Arnold
Max
George Takei
George Takei (voice)
Rosalind Chao
Sally Wu
Steve Guttenberg
Steve Guttenberg
Brenda Julian
Woman in Bar
Reni Santoni
Tony
Tim Meadows
Dennis
Marc Musso
Mike Murphy
Barry Williams
Ben
Donald Sage Mackay
Greg
Stephen Root
Al Crannis
Crystal Bernard
Lisa Christie
Stephen Tobolowsky
Dr. Ted
Stacey Travis
Janet
Trista Sutter
Trista Sutter
Jennifer Alden
Alicia
Bill Fagerbakke
Howard
Dayna Devon
Mrs. Thaddeus Dempsey
Philip Bolden
Kid
Bo Diddley
Bo Diddley
Joe Liss
Merv
John Maynard
Construction Worker #4
Cole Sprouse
Cole Sprouse
Nyima Funk
Nurse #1
Julie Newmar
Julie
Steve Nevil
Customer
Kevin Chamberlin
Wallace
Kinga Philipps
Stripper Ruby
Kevin Sorbo
Daryl Bochner
Ian Gomez
Detective
Marisa Petroro
Beautiful Woman
Patrick Fabian
Daniel
William Perry
William Perry
Loudon Wainwright III
Minister
Brian Urlacher
Brian Urlacher
Gillian Vigman
Jillian
Steven Gilborn
Bertram
Suzy Nakamura
Yoki Hirasaki
Roxanne Beckford
Woman
Beth Grant
Mrs. Whitney
Linda Hamilton
Melissa Evans
Patricia Belcher
Mrs. Kretzer
Hunter Gomez
Jules
James Earl Jones
Royal Flush Voice (voice)
Jack Donner
Old Man
Kevin McDonald
Therapist
Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner
Julia Sweeney
Bobbi Coker
Dylan Sprouse
Dylan Sprouse
Wendy Benson-Landes
Meredith
Rachael Harris
Mindy
Cindy Crawford
Gretchen Saunders
Constance Marie
Victoria
Tara Strong
Crying Baby (voice)
Rick Overton
Rick
Steve Susskind
Dr. Inglove
Patrick Fischler
Darryl
Kevin Ruf
Dr. Josh Nelson
Andre Ware
Fireman
John Getz
Frank
Jack Coleman
Sean Curran
Roland Kickinger
Sven
Doug Savant
Rick
Cleo King
Suzanne
Mary Randle
Michelle
Tanjareen Martin
Assistant
Neil Barton
Burly Cop
Jane Lynch
Janice
Frances Callier
Lamaze Instructor
Dweezil Zappa
Joe
John Cervenka
Bill
Nikki Boyer
Tanya Mountains
Nicole Sullivan
Alicia
Mary Kathleen Gordon
Mrs. Carter
Danny Breen
Danny
Michael McManus
Ben
Ken Magee
Police Officer
Jamieson Price
Speaker
Andrea Bendewald
Sheila
Savannah Stehlin
Rebecca
Candace Kita
Carmen
Rachel Sondag
Joan
Harry Hannigan
Harry
Madison Dirks
Todd
Lulu Antariksa
Madeline
Quinn Buniel
Teenage Boy #1
Buckley Sampson
Rhonda
Mark Capri
Hotel Manager
Austin Majors
Justin
Catherine Worth
Nurse
Reginald James
Construction Worker #1
Jason Stewart
Guy #1
Katie O'Rourke
Carrie
Kevin Porter
Nick
Randall Arney
Dr. Gamble
Garrett Morris
Lewis
Dennis Cockrum
Roland's Dad
Irene Roseen
Ballet Instructor
Justin Doran
Rick
Amita Balla
Casting Assistant
Audrey Rapoport
Tracy
Jeffrey King
Dr. Portello
Jordan Black
Waiter #2
Jim Rash
Bill
Larry Lee Lerma
Larry
Brian Palermo
Bartender
Doug Cameron
Doug
Pat Finn
Ted
Mark Adair-Rios
Emcee
Todd Sandler
Cheese Head
Berglind Icey
Stewardess
Adam Cagley
Young Jim
Zack Shada
Young Pierson
Paul Schackman
Guy at Party
Oleg Stefan
Sasha
Suzanne Kent
Olga
Ben Falcone
Process Server
Rob Adams
Thomas
Patrick Cassidy
Mr. Bingham
Angee Hughes
Ginger Curran
Megan Taylor Harvey
Olivia
Anastasia Sakelaris
Venus
Eve Brenner
Old Lady Meier
Jim Ishida
Salesman
Brooks Almy
Mrs. Taylor
Susan Mackin
Dixie
Tom Bergeron
Tom Bergeron
Andrea Walters
Mrs. Ganzel
Deji LaRay
Messenger
Lynne Marie Stewart
Sister Eileen
Kevin Kirkpatrick
Homeless Man
James Kiriyama-Lem
House Inspector
Tracy Newman
Folksinger
Nicholas Hormann
Doctor
Doug Budin
Queer Guy
Roberta Hanlen
Passenger
Stella Hudgens
Annie
Austin Rogers
Kid
Glenda Morgan Brown
Nurse
Nana Visitor
Veronica
Taylor Nichols
Lloyd
Pat Crawford Brown
Mrs. Reifschneider
Jason Kravits
Dr. Schulman
Kenneth Choi
Lab Technician
John Ducey
Dr. Murphy
Nicole Nieth
Talia
Ingrid Sanai Buron
Sheila
Richard Willgrubs
Father
Kurt Doss
Kid #1
Benjamin Bryan
Kid #2
Andrew Hawtrey
Gravedigger
Michael Rothhaar
Dwayne
Stacy Stas Hurst
Brianna
Christina Cindrich
Christina
Sean Hogan
Josh Devlin
Barbara Dodd
Mrs. Nelson
Chad Brokaw
Chip
Christopher Stapleton
Waiter
Carlos Lacámara
Mr. Farrow
Matthew Jones
Paramedic
Tina Gasbarra
Gwen
Michael C. McCarthy
Reverend Hill
Rick Hall
Paramedic
Michael Krepack
Ronnie Hart
Meredith Cross
Marge Hart
Shannon Floyd
Suzy
Jodi Ann Paterson
Molly
Wylie Small
Mrs. Polson
Cate Cohen
Stephanie
Katie Lohmann
Attractive Woman
Molly Beck Ferguson
Gina
Mark Gagliardi
Produce Guy
Kari Coleman
Miss Miller
Eva La Dare
Margo
H. Richard Greene
Bob Morgan
Joseph Bologna
Bill
Caitlin Dulany
Heather
Chris Barnes
Karate Instructor
Joe Gnoffo
Sean
Marc Evan Jackson
Harried Guy
Katrina Lenk
Nurse
Sue Nelson
Pregnant Lady
Marc Worden
Stew
Byron McIntyre
Fireman
Maribeth Monroe
Helen
Gary Private
Jim's neighbor
Yadi Valerio Rivera
Brianna
Christopher T. Wood
Counter Guy
Jeffrey Scott Kelly
Customer #1
Christopher Gehrman
Construction Worker #2
Michael Balin
Construction Worker #3
Chris Dollard
Chris
James McCauley
Hank