On screen
Cast
374 credited performers
Amber Tamblyn
Joan Girardi
Joe Mantegna
Will Girardi
Mary Steenburgen
Helen Girardi
Jason Ritter
Kevin Girardi
Michael Welch
Luke Girardi
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Adam Rove
Becky Wahlstrom
Grace Polk
Aaron Himelstein
Friedman
Mageina Tovah
Glynis Figliola
Mark Totty
Det. Carlisle
Patrick Fabian
Gavin Price
Elaine Hendrix
Ms. Lischak
April Grace
Sergeant Toni Williams
Derek Morgan
Undersheriff Roy Roebuck
Annie Potts
Lieutenant Lucy Preston
Constance Zimmer
Sister Lilly Watters
Sprague Grayden
Judith Montgomery
Jeffrey Licon
Goth Kid God
David Burke
Father Ken Mallory
Kris Lemche
Cute Boy God
Juliette Goglia
Little Girl God
Sydney Tamiia Poitier
Rebecca Askew
Kathryn Joosten
Old Lady God
Misti Traya
Iris
Kimberly McCullough
Beth Reinhart
John Getz
D.A. Gabe Fellowes
Barbara Evans
Jeanne
Riley Smith
Andy Baker
Erik Palladino
Lt. Michael Daghlian
Catherine Petra Villalobos
Skater Girl (uncredited)
Morocco Omari
Principal Stephen Chadwick
Paul Sand
Rabbi Polonski
Mike Starr
Big Tough Guy God
Mitch Longley
Barry 'The Bear' Caldwell
Diane Delano
Coach Carol Keady
Jack Plotnick
The Other Sammy
Sonya Eddy
Female Custodian God
Louis Mustillo
Garbage Man God
Justin Scot
Officer Eicher
Russ Tamblyn
Dog Walker God
Trevor Einhorn
Mascot God
John Marshall Jones
Chess Player God
Patrick Breen
Sammy
Ivonne Coll
Marlene
Haylie Duff
Stevie Marx
David Dorfman
Rocky Tardio
Andrew Ableson
Andy Rees
David Grammer
Carl Rove
John Del Regno
Locksmith God
Jared Hillman
Brian Beaumont
Michael Chinyamurindi
Nigerian Doctor God
Ben Siegler
Dr. Rodney Hughes
Roark Critchlow
Newscaster God
Richard Gilliland
Mayor Albert Dunbar
Lindsay Hollister
Library Girl God
Alexis Dziena
Bonnie
Corri English
Elizabeth Goetzman
Kimberly Kevon Williams
Elyse
Evan Handler
Chuck Kroner
Charlie Koznick
Ryan
Christopher Cousins
Tom Murphy
Wentworth Miller
Ryan Hunter
Kevin Rahm
Dana Tuchman
Larry Hankin
Homeless Man God
Corinne Bohrer
Sylvia Tardio
Jordan David
Geek God
Gina St. John
Reporter #2
Edward Edwards
Charlie Marx
Mark Matkevich
Roger
Todd Sherry
Gay Male Secretary God
Jack Merrill
Uniformed Officer
Timothy McNeil
Dr. Dan Radovitch
Micah Williams
Freshman
Dan Musico
Simmons
Kent Faulcon
Duncan
Ransford Doherty
DeShawn Wallace
Sarah Benoit
Teacher
Gabriel Cordell
Wheelchair Athlete
Kevin Symons
TV Announcer
Baadja-Lyne Odums
Cafeteria Woman God
Stephi Lineburg
Sophie
Tara Lynne Barr
Jump-Rope Girl (uncredited)
Vanessa Bell Calloway
Corey Phillips
Christy Carlson Romano
Officious Hall Monitor God
Sam Horrigan
Tommy Belkin
James Russo
James Karon
Lauren C. Mayhew
Elle
Joel McKinnon Miller
Don 'Wood Man' Bicke
Joseph D. Reitman
Record Store Clerk
Jonathan Banks
Sheriff Mike Rakowski
Keri Lynn Pratt
Brianna Matthews
Keith Coogan
Brad Crewson
Kara Zediker
Sara Bonner
Todd Louiso
Mr. Smith
Shelley Long
Miss Candy
Jodi Thelen
Miss Jenkow
Kat Graham
Angela
Erica Hubbard
Karen Casper
George D. Wallace
Old Man Walker God
Laura Marano
Emily
Dayo Ade
Ruben
Kristy Wu
Annie
Rae Allen
Fortune Teller God
Michael Badalucco
Father Payne
Spencer Redford
Leslie
Al Mancini
Grandpa God
James DuMont
George Lane
Veanne Cox
Personable Woman God
Austin Pendleton
Dietrich Steinholz
Evan Jones
Bob Morrisson
Sarah Aldrich
Janet Milner
Dinah Lenney
FBI Special Agent Shannon Hodgins
Dana Davis
Nicky
Erin Chambers
Majorette God
John Ross Bowie
Mr. Campbell
Jay Thomas
Obnoxious Investor at Spa
Douglas Smith
Daniel Shoalar
Lauren Storm
Lori
Rick Overton
Bad Stand-Up Comedian God
Jayne Atkinson
Fran Montgomery
Megan Henning
Darlene Fitch
Keaton Tyndall
Twin #2 God
John Kassir
Mime God
Deborah Theaker
Mrs. Marx
Allyce Beasley
Woman with Cats God
Mike Erwin
Lars Klosterman
Kate Norby
Dr. Jennifer Davis
Ricardo Chavira
Sgt. Eddie Fosberg
Thomas Kopache
Creepy Guy God
Candice Azzara
Housewife God
David Ruprecht
Bill Cummins
Louise Fletcher
Eva Garrison
Anastasia Baranova
Exchange Student God
Iqbal Theba
East Indian Sunglasses Salesman God
Petrea Burchard
Catherine Lee
will.i.am
Three Card Monte Guy God
Wendy Phillips
Brenda Jameson
Alex Fernandez
Sgt. Bob Crowley
Dan Byrd
Scott Brooks
Zachary Quinto
Pretentious Filmmaker God
David Marciano
Edmond Dodds
Sherri Shepherd
MVA Clerk God
Dan Desmond
Mr. Paul Dreisbach
Susan Sullivan
Rich Woman God
Aaron Frazier
Basketball Player God
Nancy Lenehan
Erica Marx
Adam Wylie
Skinny Kid God
Tyler Kain
Gabby
Louan Gideon
Val Wyatt (uncredited)
Lee Garlington
Charlotte Bloom
John Fleck
Ken Thompson
Sarah Lilly
Nora
Armin Shimerman
Ronald Harbison
Hilary Duff
Dylan Samuels
Rolando Molina
Trash Man God
Michael Lawson
Steven Zakheim
Gary Anthony Williams
Liquor Store Clerk God
John Patrick Amedori
Loner Loser Kid God
Robert Pine
Mr. Baker
Mark L. Taylor
Salesman God
Tiffany Dupont
Drive-Thru Girl / Barbie
Sam Murphy
Donny
Matthew McKane
Beasley
Courtney Hope
Chelsea
Phill Lewis
Naval Officer God
Maury Ginsberg
Piano Tuner God
Matthew Del Negro
Emergency Room Doctor
Dee Nelson
Mrs. Dorsett
Joyce Guy
Judge Patricia Claymore
Frederick Koehler
Steve Ramsay
E.J. Callahan
Hobby Store Clerk
Nelson Mashita
Gardener God
Nate Dushku
Clay Fisher
David Clennon
Health Spa Owner
Kitty Swink
Annette Langston
Mary Mara
Sarah Polonski
Yorgo Constantine
Vladamir Karpovic
Jan Devereaux
Lisa Van Horn
Cee Cee Michaela
Audra
Bob Clendenin
Linesman God
Allan Trautman
Mr. Poplin
Dendrie Taylor
Miss Hamlin
Joel Murray
Balloon Sculptor God
Curtis Armstrong
Security Guard God
Richard Erdman
Mr. Hanson
Jessica Szohr
Nikki
Cal Gibson
Groundskeeper God
Aaron Paul
Denunzio
Henry G. Sanders
Security Guard God
Jesse Burch
Dave
Debra Mooney
Ruth Washington
Andrew Kavovit
Officer Koczara
Josip Kuchan
Tall Man
Meredith Monroe
Michelle Turner
Adam Richman
Butcher God
Krysten Leigh Jones
Maliya
Kylie Tyndall
Twin #1 God
Chris Heuisler
Chuck Danchik
Greg McClure
Fan
Michael J. Willett
Billy
Laura Niemi
Female customer
Jeremy Garrett
Todd Bainbridge
David Doty
Businessman God
Daniel Edward Mora
Deliveryman God
Andy Forrest
Shopper
Scott Damian
Reporter
Jessica Webster
Art Student
Matt Spangler
Doug
Michael Calder
Dog Lover
María Costa
Police Officer
Gina Manegio
Cheerleader
Steven A. Miller
Juggling Clown
J. Marvin Campbell
Another Park Ranger
Shelly Cole
Punk Girl God
Don McManus
Park Ranger God
Corinne Reilly
Anne Dodd
Payton Spencer
Kimberly Dodd
Christie Insley
Ginger
Anthony Jennings
Jock
Craig Welzbacher
Doyle
Kari Coleman
Natalie Hoyt
Stefanie Barbato
Mina
Jack Kehler
Electrician God
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
Glynis' Mom
Kevin Chapman
Jim Lane
Sven Holmberg
T-shirt Vendor God
Rick Fitts
Paul Brumfield
Michelle L. Gardner
Substitute Teacher God
Gil Glasgow
Mr. Ward
Susan Grace
Mrs. Gross
Molly Morgan
Stella
Keith Bogart
Storm Summers
Kim Fifield
Indignant Girl
Mark Hames
Professional Reporter #1
Cheselka Leigh
Make-Up Lady God
Ron Michaelson
Stage Manager
Alissa Archer
Student
Mike Damus
Johnny Broadway
Matthew Patrick Davis
Carl
Brian Michael Jones
Brad
Jane Daly
Janet Tuchman
René Ashton
Female Motivational Speaker God
Joanne Baron
Female Guest God
Chayim Frenkel
Cantor
Leslie Upson
Court Reporter God
Angela Robinson Witherspoon
Meter Maid
Stephen O'Mahoney
Cop
Clement von Franckenstein
Waiter at French Restaurant
Scott Conte
Paramedic
Claudia Choi
Doctor
Kardly Bieganowski
Random Woman
Adrienne Evans
Elizabeth Rove
David Figlioli
Rudi Lake
Ian Bohen
Peter
Philip Marlatt
Roger
Vanessa Claire Stewart
Surly Punk Girl
Steele Justiss
Rocker Dude God
Mark Henderson
Craig Fitch
Julie Lancaster
Teri Fitch
Kyle Lupo
Teddy Marks
John Murphy Jr.
Stoner
Darlena Roberts
Teacher
Richard Penn
Dr. Hankin
Cloris Leachman
Aunt Olive
Cody McMains
Danny
Joe Sabatino
Construction Foreman
Megan Swertlow
Peaches
Michael Hyatt
Mary Wallace
Julian Reyes
Detective
Cheryl White
Heidi
Reggie Jordan
Process Server
Jeff Cahill
Walter Washington
Svetlana Efremova
Joan's Doctor
Debbon Ayer
Denise Washington
Christian J. Meoli
Ben Pollack
Michael Wyle
French Waiter God
Dennis Cockrum
Roger Franz
Pamela Roberts
Judge
John C. Moskoff
Mr. Petrov
Elizabeth Liang
Erica Stevenson
Corey Michael Blake
Henry Taschen
Helen Watson
PD Carly Menkin
Ping Wu
Pharmacist
Andrea Ana Persun
Croatian Woman
Nicholas Sarullo
Kid in Park
David Starzyk
Robert Higgins
Jerry Kernion
Jerry
Jordan Hagan
Brad 'Best Personality'
Shawn-Caulin Young
Philip
Bradley White
Dr. Richard Girardi
Brian Klugman
Cashier God
Juan Pope
Poet
Darin Heames
Hipster Guy
Xhercis Mendez
Maria
Dave Fennoy
Poet
Michele Orlando
Waitress
Jeanette Brox
Alice Orban
Steve Witting
Band Teacher
Andi Carnick
Emily Kerr
John C. McDonnell
Angry Man
Bryan Womack
Character not listed
Fred Stoller
Pizza Delivery God
Mark Arnott
Dr. Henry Sendak
Pat Millicano
Reggie Wommick
Ronnie Warner
Street Guitarist God
G.G. Townson
Double Dutch Girl God
Allie Costa
Gymnast
Austin Marques
Kid #1
Deborah Landis
Concession Stand Lady
Fifi Larue
Self - Music (Kiss to Kill)
Damien Midkiff
Tyler
Walter Addison
Mr. Enfield
William Francis McGuire
Mr. Shoalar
Wayne Lopez
Security Guard
Stephen Grove Malloy
Dr. Graves
Stephen Gregory Foster
Reverend Yardley
Schatar Sapphira Collier
Student
Jenna Hagel
Amy
Ted Rooney
Dr. Halliwell God
Brandon Kaplan
Nerdy Boy God
Tricia Nickell
Newscaster
Chris J Nelson
Partier
Avery Clyde
Nurse God
William Seymour
Reverend Dougherty
David Purdham
Doctor at Vending Machine
Mary Gillis
Waitress
Alphonso McAuley
DJ God
Oliver Muirhead
Proctor God
Steven Cragg
Plumber God
Karen-Eileen Gordon
Flag Woman
Maurice Sherbanee
Driving Tester
Lily Knight
Kathleen Sundberg
Maricela Ochoa
Domestic Worker God
Bill Camp
Painter God
Rachel Avery
Terry Ann Costello
James Edson
Steve Thompson
Mark Stefanich
SWAT Leader
Tom Chick
Reporter #2
Brian Cousins
Allan Burns
April Melody Rox Dillard
Guest Star
Helen Eigenberg
Nancy Hamden
Felice Heather Monteith
Reporter #1
Kyle Sabihy
Big Kid God
Mia Cottet
Flight Attendant / God
Stefan Umstead
Raymond Hartzel
Robert Catrini
Captain Hoytt
Heidi Sulzman
Nancy Koczara
Rob Brownstein
Marcus Nichols
Christian Hutcherson
Cute Swing Set God Boy
Ashleigh Ann Wood
CeCe
Jane Morris
Substitute Teacher God
Chris Hogan
Sidewalk Vendor God
Ana Maria Lagasca
Preppy Girl
Lou Richards
Brianna's Dad
Jordan Ashbrook
Cheerleader
David Escobar
Guy
Bach Hoang
Cheryl Hamada
Ashlea Wiest
Cheerleader
Robert Dolan
Archie Branson
Michael Matera
Lenny Sams
Chris Covics
God on the Radio
Wendy Worthington
Mailwoman God
Kevin Scott Allen
Max Thomas
Ginna Carter
Anna Reinneman
Evan Alex Cole
Dax Hibbing
Jason Cole
Harry Reinneman
Alycia Lee
Machelle
Corin Norton
Lynnie Carmichael
Conor O'Farrell
Fire Chief Thomas Wyatt
James Martin Kelly
Sweeper God
Noah Bean
Officer Osbourne
Larkin Campbell
Man in Army Boots
Billy Mayo
Desk Sgt. Drake
Ruth Silveira
Patti