On screen
Cast
586 credited performers
John Lithgow
Dick Solomon
Kristen Johnston
Sally Solomon
Jane Curtin
Mary Albright
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Tommy Solomon
French Stewart
Harry Solomon
Simbi Khali
Nina Campbell
Elmarie Wendel
Mrs. Dubcek
Wayne Knight
Don Orville
Ian Lithgow
Leon
David DeLuise
Bug Pollone
Danielle Nicolet
Caryn
Chris Hogan
Aubrey Pitman
Ileen Getz
Judith
Shay Astar
August
Larisa Oleynik
Alissa Strudwick
James Earl Jones
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)
Jan Hooks
Vicki Dubcek
Ron West
Dr. Strudwick
Chad Einbinder
Police Officer
John Platt
Vendor
Blake Soper
Elman
Marianne Muellerleile
Lucy
William Shatner
Big Giant Head
Michael Milhoan
Coach Strickland
John D'Aquino
Mr. Randell
Richard McGonagle
Doctor
Steve Larson
Larry
Jim Beaver
Happy Doug
John A. Huoy
Rico
John Cleese
Dr. Liam Neesam
Jennifer Rhodes
Mrs. Sumner
Bruce Ed Morrow
Father Rice
Justin Urich
Romano
Jim O'Doherty
Bailiff
Nancy Yee
Mrs. DeGuzman
Chip Chinery
Janitor
Christine Zander
Christine Zander
Dee Freeman
DMV Clerk
Laurie Metcalf
Jennifer Ravelli
Harry Morgan
Professor Suter
Brenda Strong
Miss Frost
Dan Gilvezan
News Anchor
Ana Gasteyer
Dr. Brand
Marijane Cole
Lady on Phone
Jeff Doucette
Chet
Pat Finn
Paul
Jill Matson-Sachoff
Waitress
Chyna
Janice
Shane Powers
Video Pirate
Eddie Allen
Dr. Bankson
Roseanne Barr
Janet
Brynn Hartman
Venusian #1
Cindy Crawford
Mascha
Dennis Rodman
Himself
Anna Slotky
Cheryl
Teresa Tudury
Woman #2
Mike Ditka
Coach Mafferty
Bart McCarthy
Hamlet VO (voice)
Greg Bronson
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Bodhi Elfman
Clerk
Rex Linn
Chuck
Phil Hartman
Phillip
Jim Pirri
Michel
Richard Fancy
Judge Debelko
Kevin Scannell
Dr. Goldberg
Randy Newman
Randy Newman
Spencer Vrooman
Dukes
Elaine Stritch
Martha Albright
George Grizzard
George Albright
Jason Carter
Seth
Patrick Kerr
Irving
Sam Lloyd
Eddie
Wendy Philpott
Waitress
Beverly Johnson
Prell
Irina Pantaeva
Gabriella
Angie Everhart
Chloe
Mike Schiff
Dance Judge #1
John Aylward
Registrar
Lori Hall
Voice in Audience (voice)
Nicolas Coster
Chancellor Stevens
Peter Jurasik
Principal Greschner
Tim Haldeman
Mr. Kraft
Bill Chott
Cable Guy
Douglas Maida
Voice On Loudspeaker
Kim Johnston Ulrich
Dorothy Strudwick
Laura Wernette
Tasha
Terry Rhoads
Bill
Kevin Ruf
T.V. Reporter #2
Lane Davies
Chancellor Duncan
Jonathan Palmer
Guest #1
Scott Torrence
Student #1
Shiloh Strong
Student #2
Paul Connor
Student #3
Angell Conwell
Girl #1
Jade Harlow
Student #4
Brian Palermo
Steve (voice)
Maurice Godin
Marty
Carlos Jacott
Dr. Schulman
Paul Hayes
King
John Mahoney
Dr. Leonard Hamlin
Marnette Patterson
Volleyball Girl
Susan Leslie
Kissing Woman
Marla Sokoloff
Dina
Rachel Davies
Flora
Pat Lach
Mother
Lauren Graham
Laurie Harris
Benjamin King
Man In Bar
Robert Lynch
Doug
Whitney Rydbeck
Mr. Kersey
Elayn J. Taylor
Teacher #1
Artie Anderson
Brad
Merrick Deamon
Guy
Linda Cardellini
Lorna
Martha Stewart
Herself
Jane Lynch
Ms. Koppel
David Dunard
Mechanic
Laurel Green
Moviegoer
Jonathan Everett Lewis
Jack
Kathryn Joosten
Cafeteria Lady
Jake Thomas
Kid
Christine Baranski
Sonja Umdahl
Rochelle Robinson
Waitress
Lindsey Haun
Lisa
Bryan Cranston
Neil Diamond impersonator
Bob Odenkirk
Gary
David Hasselhoff
Doctor Lasker
Miguel Ferrer
Jack McManus
Enrico Colantoni
Frankie
Megan Mullally
Renata Albright
Richard Belzer
Richard Belzer
Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan
Bob Clendenin
Man #1
Elvis Costello
Elvis Costello
Ed Begley Jr.
Jeff
Katherine LaNasa
Kate
Richard Gilbert-Hill
Jeff's Brother
Katie Layman
Muriel
Nancy Armstrong
Female Necker
Darlene Kardon
Old Woman
Eric Saiet
Pleasant Man
Steve Viall
Male Necker
Coleman McClary
Bookish Patron (uncredited)
Carole Davis
Aviana
Maria Cina
Onya
Karen Constantine
Woman
William Bogert
Dean Sumner
Harry S. Murphy
Professor
Steven R. Barnett
Cable Man
Elizabeth Carder
Homeless Women (uncredited)
Bronson Pinchot
Roy Albright
Richard Roat
Dr. Byron
Andrew Hill Newman
DMV Agent
Mailon Rivera
Campus Cop
Kristin Morley
Waitress
Charlotte Booker
Grace
Kimberly Scott
Emily
Lorna Scott
Mrs. Walters
Peggy Billo
Mrs. Hartzinger
Heather McPhaul
Mrs. Duvall
Jane Gordon
Mrs. Greenstein
Robert Knott
Ellis
Patrick Thomas
Customer #1
Carolyn Pemberton Hoover
Customer #2
Skye McKenzie
Last Customer
Tami Tappan Damiano
Barbara
Gigi Bermingham
Singing Trucker
Martin Hilton
Singing Trucker
Karl Hamann
Singing Trucker
Linda Dangcil
Singing Trucker
John Raitt
Trucker Gil
Mike Starr
Frank Muller
Lois Foraker
Patty Muller
Jane Galloway
Dr. Blumfeld
Scooter Stephan
Man
Ray Proscia
Mugger
Lance E. Nichols
Security Salesman
Robert Arce
Nutty Guy
Lisa Kaminir
Margueritte
Ken Magee
Policeman Joe
J.J. Cohen
Frank
Adam Consolo
Classmate
Craig Tolliver
Bartender
Naomi Judd
Frances Randell
Tom Jourden
Doctor
Tom Simmons
Peter
Steven M. Porter
Roger
D. Elliot Woods
Doctor Ladypart
Jan Claire
Nurse Wounds
Lily Knight
Nurse Turner
Yoshihisa Kuwayama
Chef
Jocelyn Harris
Restaurant Patron
George Takei
George Takei
Tim Bagley
Frank
Larry Sousa
Valet
Tim Pulice
Guy in Line
David Goetsch
Leaflet Guy
Jim Meskimen
Alan
Jean St. James
Waitress
Joy Stevens
Beautiful Girl
Steven M. Gagnon
Cop
Thomas Bankowski
Protestor
Wendy Schenker
Reporter
Angela Robinson Witherspoon
Voter #2
Michael Adler
Handler
John Henry Kurtz
Commercial Voice (voice)
Al Franken
Frank Gansmiller
Matthew Mahaney
Fan #1
James Grace
Fan #3
Tatum Shank
Football Player
Cliff Bernay
Assistant Coach
Laraine Newman
Candace
Burke Moses
Glenn
Paxton Whitehead
Dr. Menard
Danny Strong
Aramis
Trevor Bullock
Porthos
John Patrick White
Victor
Craig Olsen
Drag Queen
J. Patrick McCormack
Victor's Dad
Riley Weston
Brianna
Tara Strong
Exercise Lady (voice)
Victor Raider-Wexler
Janitor
Tom Towles
Dale
Jim O'Heir
Walt
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Bartender
Mark Pitta
Joe Baggadonuts
Hubert Hodgin
Clerk #1
Lance Davis
Clerk #2
Don Dowe
Drunk
Dick Martin
Ben Littmeyer
Jay Leno
Jay Leno (uncredited)
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
Christine
Peggy Mannix
Charity Women
Michael McCarty
Santa Claus
Ken S. Polk
Santa #2
Jack Lindine
Santa #3
Ed Evanko
Homeowner
Jason Horst
Jason
George Hertzberg
David
Marvin Braverman
Izzy
Amy Arnelle
Marie
George Adams
Mall Shopper (uncredited)
Philip Baker Hall
President Dewey
Laurence York
Ron
Bill Lee Brown
Customer #1
John Maynard
Customer #2
Robert Lyon Rasner
Timothy
Mary-Pat Green
Diane
Richard Karron
Jimmy
Josh Ekblom
Benvolio
Ryan O'Quinn
Tybalt (uncredited)
Raye Birk
Jeweler
Lise Simms
Gabby
Lewis Saunders
I.N.S. Man
David Kirkwood
Yellin' Joe Slocum
Frank Kopyc
Charlie
Patricia Bethune
Teacher
Marcy Goldman
Woman
Nicki Aycox
Alyson
J.J. Rodgers
Bambi
India Dupré
Christina
Tim Truby
Dr. Talbert
Darlene Levin
Darlene
Maureen Sue Levin
Maureen
Henry Woronicz
Mr. St. Clair
Nancy Lenehan
Mrs. St. Clair
James Ingersoll
Mr. Patterson
Sam Chew Jr.
Man
John Craig
Kid
Greg Proops
Yasmine
Winifred Freedman
Suzette
Layne Beamer
Jace
Kyle Colerider-Krugh
Elroy
Sydney Berry
Melanie
Leslie Lunceford
Girl #1
Whitney Dupree
Girl #2
Jim Childs
Highschool Kid
Linda Kash
Margie
Rif Hutton
Bookstore Guy
Michael Cervin
Reporter
Christopher Holloway
Stage Manager
Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill
Alex Nevil
Delivery Guy (uncredited)
James Wellington
Borskey
Kevin Farley
Jehovah's Witness (uncredited)
Sharlene Ruffino Weimer
Flight Attendant (uncredited)
Rebecca Grant
Harry's Dream Date (uncredited)
Matt Sergott
Window Cleaning Dancer (uncredited)
Lee Ryan
Minister
David Bickford
Professor #1
Matthew Fonda
Professor #3 (uncredited)
Don Gettinger
Professor #4 (uncredited)
Leigh McCloskey
Matthew
Gary Carlos Cervantes
Mechanic
Stephen Wilens
Painter
Jodi Johnson
Young Mary
Emile Hirsch
Punk
Paige Segal
Princess
Glen-Bob Sweet
Hobo
Linde Gibb
Nurse
Julia Sweeney
Patty
Shayne Benton
Kevin
Jacee Jule
Instructor
Jack Hallett
Jury Foreman
Joyce Guy
Claire
Amy Ball
Gretchen
Joe Bays
Foster
Damon Chandler
Attorney #1
Stephen Rockwell
Attorney #5
Mary Portser
Attorney #6
Peter Krause
Peter Connelly
Susanne Wright
Woman
Lauren Tuerk
Ms. Piazza
Brian Jacobs
Handler #1
Sean Moran
Ernie
Cathrine Grace
Veronica
Tom Ayers
Clerk
Mark Burnham
Cooper
Larry De Russy
Schiffy
Nancy Becker-Kennedy
Billnitzer
Joseph G. Medalis
Chancellor
John Benjamin Hickey
Rick
Suanne Spoke
Bibi
Kathleen Garrett
Celia
Brynn Harris
Woman #1
Lesley Fera
Woman #2
George Oliver Hale
Guy #1
Paul DiMeo
Guy #2
Shireen Crutchfield
Kirsta
Diana Castle
Saleswoman
Roger Hewlett
Security Guard #1
Al Foster
Security Guard #2
Greg Gumbel
Greg Gumbel
Jennifer Lee Keyes
Venutian Girl
Sonya Eddy
Ticket Taker
Frank Clem
Waiter
Alex Kubik
Counterman
Jourdain Chapdelaine
Perky Idiot #1
Shonda Whipple
Perky Idiot #2
Marla Frees
Computer
Trisha Debski
Wendy
Scott Klace
Mark
Denise Poirier
Judy
Audrey Kissel
Angela
Barbara Lee Bragg
Karen
David Combs
Dr. Harris
Mariah Nunn
Jacquie
Cynthia Gravinese
Cindy
Bill Irwin
Pickles
Marguerite Moreau
Tina Emory
Michael DeLuise
Paulie
Peter DeLuise
Frank
Dom DeLuise
Mr. Polone
Everett Greenbaum
Norman
Fred Pinkard
Louis
Ken Thorley
Artie
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Lester
Gloria LeRoy
Dolores
Eugene Elman
Stan
John Webber
Diner
Miriam Flynn
Suzie Martin
Jerry Lambert
Shop Owner
Rebecca Roy
Guest #1
Jordan Brower
Steve
Dublin James Wahlberg
Vinny
Wayne Péré
Jonesy
Andrew Patrick Ralston
Dr. Solomon's Student
Amanda Carlin
Flora
John Hillner
Steve
Carey Eidel
Jeff
Christopher Liam Moore
Waiter
Bob Glouberman
Neighbor
Tangie Ambrose
Lisa
Marcus T. Paulk
Jimmy
Miles Marsico
Freddy
Jack Salvatore Jr.
Roy
Andrew Ducote
Todd
Taylor Emerson
Ronnie
Andrea Walters
Mom
Larry Miller
Garvin
Ed Gale
Oscar
Arturo Gil
Lars
John Valdetero
Giganticus
Alex Alexander
Tiffany
Teresa Parente
Dahlia
Rakefet Abergel
Carnival Guest
Sid Newman
Phelps
Jorge Luis Abreu
Ron
Jim Jackman
Venetta
Lawrence Mandley
Carlos
Elizabeth Anne Smith
Tina
Carol Mansell
Mrs. Smith
Susan Bjurman
Mrs. Guthridge
Ruth de Sosa
Laura
Andrea Harper
Saleswoman
Peggy Miley
The Columbian
J.P. Manoux
Clerk
Erika Christensen
Brianna
Dorian Frankel
Customer
Dan Shelby
Basketball Player
Obi Ndefo
Eric
William Mesnik
Maitre d'
Doug Appleoff
Chad
Dina Bennett
Lily
Mandy Vejar
Velma
Scott Dicken
David
Isaak Suleymanov
Vin
Dave Allen
Arthur
Mike Grief
Riff
Jim Maniaci
Raff
Douglas Robert Jackson
Douglas
Kurtwood Smith
Jacob
Elsa Raven
Aunt Florence
Jack Carter
Uncle Abe
Christine Lakin
Michelle
Courtney Peldon
Janine
Jeanine Jackson
Claire
Julie Claire
Jenny
Cynthia Frost
Aunt Sylvia
Jim Jansen
Mr. Gindek
Susan Ilene Johnson
Linda
Sally Brooks
Verna
Sherry C. Brown
Splendida
Diane Delano
Lorraine
Kelly Sells
Lounge Person
Sara Ballantine
Mrs. Wheeler
Matt McKenzie
Mr. Wheeler
Sean Masterson
Justin
Rick Cramer
Stenstrom
John Eric Bentley
Todd
Mimi Cozzens
Hamilton
Michael Ensign
Fordham
Van Epperson
Bill
Lindsey Fields
Louise
Kim Robillard
Howard
Sean Christopher
Shopper
Ron Roggé
Shopper
Christopher Neiman
Caleb
Kevin Nealon
Dennis Caslow
Anthony Tyler Quinn
Sam 'The Butcher' Marchetti
Donna Ponterotto
Waitress
Jonathan Nichols-Navarro
Bartender
Susan Ruttan
Cathy
Eric Jungmann
Jerry
Mark Ankeny
Husband
Dorian Gregory
Byron
Chuck Roy
Ned
Kathy Bates
Charlotte Everly
John Bennett Perry
Hamilton Bell
William Bassett
Bernard
Gil Christner
Carl
Bernard Kates
Ronald
Max Baker
Johann
David Youse
Stage Manager
E.J. Callahan
Sid
Jack Kutcher
Chester
Alexander Folk
Jack
Allie McCall
Girl Scout
Rick Hall
Limo Driver
Aaron Paul
Student
Amy Smallman
Nurse
Justin Root
Prom Date
Curtis Armstrong
Ken Fretts
Jeff Austin
Doctor
Cesar Herrera
Manolito
Jacqueline Torres
Mrs. Manolito
Joel McCrary
George
Steve Witting
Ted
Travis James Pate
Coffee shop guy
Janet Carroll
Mrs. Runquist
Dennis Cockrum
Colonel Pinkham
Madison Mason
Mr. Jack Wallencott
Andrea C. Robinson
Mrs. Milly Wallencott
John Balma
Eames
David Chisum
Chip Caswell
Melissa Greenspan
The Maid
Billy Connolly
Inspector Macaffery
Jane Morris
Mrs. Goltra
Larry Dorf
Waiter
Emily Osment
Dahlia
Aaron Lustig
Dr. Severson
Phil Reeves
Mr. Mora
Victoria Garcia-Kelleher
Waitress
Brian Dunkleman
Pizza Guy
Ron Fassler
Auctioneer
Bob Bancroft
Father Matthew
Philip Bolden
Ben
Mendi Segal
Man's Voice (voice)
Bob Morrisey
Mr. Malone
Lisa K. Wyatt
Hannah
Theresa Mulligan
Triple A Lady
Genie Francis
Gwen
Jonathan Frakes
Larry
Heidi Mark
Miranda
Steve Bean
Man
Tom Kiesche
Large Man
Jeanette O'Connor
Housewife
Jeff Lewis
Young Man
Lindsey McKeon
Tiffany
Richard Livingston
Dr. Hallstrom
Louan Gideon
Saleswoman
Francis X. McCarthy
President
David A. Kimball
Vice President
Steven Pierce
Executive
Michelle Anne Johnson
Receptionist
Pat Crawford Brown
Mrs. Larson
Deek McNeill
Officer Phil
Regan Burns
Security Guard
Lee Shackelford
Customer #1
Chris Moss
Dancer
Bill Martin
Dance Judge #2
Chekesha Van Putten
Dancer
Alan Cumming
Angus 'The Hole' McDuff
Trisha Simmons
T.V. Reporter #1
Jim Hanna
Tourist #1
Bonita Friedericy
Tourist #2
Irene White
Tourist #3
Michael Dempsey
Security Guard
Larry Cox
Taylor
Brad Bartlett
Mrs. Dubcek's Dance Partner
Olivia D'Abo
Andrea
Jerry Hauck
Frank
John M. Duncan
Audience member
Steve Watkins
Extra
Joe Humphries
Student #5
Brett Shady
Student
R. Brandon Johnson
LJ
Paul Kim Jr.
Kwan
Christopher Carroll
Justice of the Peace
Alex Kalognomos
Greek Waiter
Tammy Dahlstrom
Waitress
Michael McShane
Phil
Brent Sexton
Duke
Renee Raudman
Amber
Shanee Edwards
Waitress
Cheryl Carter
Customer
Faye Barge
Check-out Girl
Maggie Lacey
Christina
Larry Udy
Bailiff
Anthony Holiday
Bodyguard
Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond
Ray Baker
Mr. Demarmel
Ashlynn Rose
Kid
Matt Battaglia
Bryce Canyon
Andrea Hutchman
Christie
Jilana Stewart
Cindy
Alastair Surprise
Joel
Armand Reiser
Spectator
Harry Groener
Dr. Breen
Stephanie Erb
Ellen
Stan Cahill
Michael
Steve Paymer
Mr. Spurndle
Scott Cervine
Magician
Charles Rocket
Gary Hemmings
Amy Hill
Rita
Marc Goldsmith
Bartender
Darcas Macopson
Biff
Joshua Minnick
Guy
Ever Carradine
Cheryl
Sean Gunn
Attendant
Mark McKinney
Guy
Franc Ross
Man #2
Sharon Madden
Guest #2
Jeffrey Asch
Client #1
Heather S. Michaels
Dr. Aster
Will Friedle
Stan
Shad Hart
Bucky
Eric Thomas Weaver
Jim
Andrea Speyer
Claire Volk
Derk Cheetwood
Junior
Francis Guinan
Jedediah
Meagen Fay
Annabet
Danielle Weeks
Prudence
Daniel Kountz
Jimmy
Jamie Kaler
Delivery Man
Mindy Spence
Sam
Wayne Thomas Yorke
Best Man
Carole Davis
Aviana
Mark Bedard
Naked Guy
Brian Carr
Fan
Curtis Andersen
Dougy
David Chandler
Mr. Wexler
Karen Austin
Anita
Melissa Egan
Nellie
Ginny McMath
Customer
Scott Cranford
Bodyguard
David Brisbin
Professor Brandon