On screen
Cast
198 credited performers
Faith Ford
Hope Shanowski
Kelly Ripa
Faith Fairfield
Ted McGinley
Charley Shanowski
Macey Cruthird
Hayley Shanowski
Paulie Litt
Justin Shanowski
Megan Fox
Sydney Shanowski
Nicole Paggi
Sydney Shanowski
Robert Wagner
Jack Fairfield
Mark Consuelos
Gary 'The Gooch' Gucharez
Brett Murphy
Edwin
Dean Cain
Larry Walker
Susan Sullivan
Nancy Lombard
Rebecca Budig
Brooke Spencer
Wynn Everett
Tammy
Johnny Galecki
Jay
Deja Kreutzberg
Lindsay
Cameron Mathison
Dillon Smith
Stark Sands
Henry
Jenny McCarthy
Mandi Radnor
Regis Philbin
Hal Halverson
Frank Harts
Keith
Peter Jacobson
Aaron Melville
Geneva Carr
Kathy
Robert Verdi
Soap net host
Jaclyn Smith
Dr. Anne Osvath
Ian Buchanan
Himself
Eric Braeden
Lance Taylor
Susan Lucci
Jacqueline Karr
Jacob Young
Heath Hamilton
John Callahan
Himself
Finola Hughes
Herself
Sam Murphy
Ian
Susan Flannery
Laura Levisetti
Heather Fairfield
Heather
Olga Merediz
Gloria
Daryl Edwards
Tisdale
Kether Donohue
Madison Melville
Wynonna Judd
Cynthia Melville
John Schwab
Announcer
Jann Ellis
Laverne
Jicky Schnee
Betsy
Bobbie Eakes
Herself
Joe James
Parent (uncredited)
Dan McCabe
Geeky Guy
Dominic Chianese
Irv Miller
Cheryl Ladd
Mary Jo Johnson Fairfield
Justin Bruening
Jake
Tom Leopold
Mr. Henderson
Fisher Stevens
Nick Spinelli
Jason Butler Harner
Donnie Fuller
Marcia Jean Kurtz
Olga
Michael Gladis
EMT
Tom Arnold
Bob Thompson
James Murtaugh
Edward Shanowski
Nick Lachey
Chris
Jansen Panettiere
Justin Shanowski
Gloria Cromwell
Elderly Woman
Jim Gaffigan
Brad
Gretha Boston
Defense Attorney
Lynda Carter
Summer Kirkland
Alexie Gilmore
Amber
Rue McClanahan
Sylvia
Mimi Rogers
Annie Hannigan
Kene Holliday
Guard
Samrat Chakrabarti
DJ
Carmen Electra
Carmen
Elizabeth Hubbard
Arlene
Kevin Sorbo
Kenny
Marylouise Burke
Nurse Sally
Hal Holbrook
Edward Shanowski
Clint Black
Randy Richter
Carrie Preston
Sally Jones
Judy Kuhn
Colleen
Danny Woodburn
Hank Peterson
Peggy Pope
Mrs. Olsen
Carol Kane
Cornelia Rackett
Andrea Martin
Madame Elizabeth
Tonye Patano
Receptionist
Brian Austin Green
Himself
Molly Cheek
Molly
Dixie Carter
Joyce Shanowski
Devon O'Day
Singer
Roger Clemens
Himself
Peter Hermann
Brent
Kathie Lee Gifford
Marge
Constance Barron
Joyce Shanowski
William Bogert
Principal Simmons
Jonathan Hadary
Tom
Rob Campbell
Ronnie Fuller
Tony Curtis
Morris
Joy Philbin
Joy
Ben Bailey
Eddie Vanderbeek
Nicholas Art
Max
Joe Grifasi
Leo
Jackie Hoffman
Bobbi
Liza Colón-Zayas
Rusti
Chuck Ardezzone
Trainer
Trevor St. John
Kiley
Larry Mitchell
Fred
Beth Curry
Cindy
Dan Ziskie
Funeral Director
Jason Olive
Security Guard
Matthew Wilkas
Pallbearer
Kathryn Joosten
Funeral Guest
John Scurti
John
Val Emmich
James
Saidah Arrika Ekulona
Linda
Trevor Heins
Little Boy
Marisa Redanty
Female Officer
Cristián de la Fuente
Paolo
Michael Bachmann
Fan
Tony Devon
Car Salesman
Laksh Singh
Delivery Guy
Gregor Manns
Passenger
Kelly Coffield Park
Sue Wagner
Jeremy Rabb
Another Dad
Brian Donahue
Santa
Lydia Jordan
Fairy
James Villemaire
Andrew Shanowski
Matthew Lawler
Meeting Chairman
Peter Vack
The Rod
Brooke Johnson
Waitress
Dudley Findlay Jr.
Baliff #3
Patrick Garner
Judge
Adam Kulbersh
Prosecuting Attorney
Charles Techman
Harold
Lisa Masters
Guest #2
Jay Potter
Brooksy
Josh Pais
Harvey Zak
Chris Gethard
Wally
Bill Parks
Office Courier
Keong Sim
Asian Guy
Bonnie Rose
Fatima
Susan Baker
Saleswoman
Dean Alai
Hot Dad
Ed Wheeler
Judge
Danny Burstein
Moderator
Manuel Santiago
Maria's Husband
Teresa Yenque
Maria
Ward Horton
Cute Frat Guy
James Stevenson
Beefy Frat Guy
Pawel Szajda
College Guy
Michael Menger
Man
Will Stiles
Bobby
Shawna Christensen
Girl #2
Will Denton
Brent
Michael Gelman
Hal Jr.
Moet Meira
Carla
Allison McAtee
Candy
Viola Harris
Ruth
Oberon K.A. Adjepong
Policeman
Paul Shaffer
Himself
Madeleine Martin
Ivana Charles
Tuffy Questell
Ed
Robert Bizik
Fashion Show Spectator
Patricia Field
Herself
Max Iles
Bradley
Jennifer Mudge
Debbie
Jared Wilder
Nerd
Tod Engle
Limo Driver
Ylfa Edelstein
Blond Customer
Traci Hovel
Mrs. Jackson
Rob Leo Roy
Hank
Stephen C. Bradbury
Minister
Chance Kelly
Frank
Alisha Davis
TV News Anchor
Dan Domingues
Spanish Reporter
Ramsey Faragallah
Guard
Patrick Noonan
Golfer
Gigi Rice
Trudy
J. Keith van Straaten
Ned Feckler
Haerry Kim
Korean Woman
Michael Benjamin Washington
Angst-Ridden Performer
Erick Avari
Hassan
Kara Jackson
Bar Girl
Danton Stone
Ed
John O'Hurley
Peter
Amir Arison
Phil Hobart
Robert G. McKay
Roy
Rodney Hicks
Perry
Paul de Sousa
Paolo
Kathy Searle
Realtor
Brian Hutchison
Sean
Peter Appel
Character not listed
Lisa Datz
Emily
Rick Stear
Mr. Logan
Peter Marx
Harry Hannigan
Bailey Cruthird
Emily
Martin Campetta
Ronald Beeman
Ron Faber
Butler
Frank Anello
Male Stripper
Tom Deckman
Cashier
Jesse Luke Dunn
Teenage Boy
Scott Geyer
Dad
Galadriel Masterson
Butch
Erika Thomas
Andrea Dumont
Linda Miller
Student #3
Anna Maliere
Popular Girl