On screen
Cast
109 credited performers
Johnny Vegas
Moz
Tom Goodman-Hill
PC
Nicola Reynolds
Nicki
Ben Crompton
Colin
Sinéad Matthews
Jenny
Ryan Pope
Psycho Paul
Andrew-Lee Potts
Lee
Tim Fallows
Jason
Alfie Joey
Derrick
Haruka Kuroda
Yasuko
Graham Duff
Brian
Jo Neary
Judith
David Sant
Cartoon Head
Tony Burgess
Troy
Emma Fryer
Tania
Seymour Leon Mace
Craig/Steve
Des O'Malley
Felix
Danny Morgan
Jake
Mick Miller
Keith
Dan Li
Tony
Ronny Jhutti
Kuldip
Natalie Gumede
China
Hanne Steen
Carmel
Fist
Himself
Jessica Peh
Kim
Hon Ping Tang
Chen
Haruka Abe
Miko
Jo Enright
Carol
David Bradley
Stemroach
Beatrice Kelley
Sheila
Josephine Welcome
Mrs Rupani
Sunetra Sarker
Sangita
Peter Slater
Alan
Andrew Lawrence
Marco
Michael Kofi
Xavier
Naomi Bentley
Rainbow
Janeane Garofalo
Tilly
Rebecca Atkinson
Asia
Zain E. Nazar
Baby Sanjeev
Amaan Patel
Baby Sanjeev
James Foster
Cartoon Head
Jason Manford
Jack
Fist
Himself
Elinor Crawley
Jess
Malcolm Boyle
Warren
Lee Williams
Luke
Philip Brodie
Nikolai
Neil Bell
Ian
Darren Tighe
Davey
Maxine Burth
WPC
Liz Sutherland
Mrs Low
Jessica Knappett
Police Dispatch (voice, uncredited)
Vincent Ebrahim
Mr Rupani
Iain McKee
Jamie
David Mulrooney
Leo
Stuart Kelsall
Lindsay
Matt McKenzie Lee
Daniel
Julia Davis
Amanda With The Weird Eyes (Voice)
Dominic Doughty
Stripes
Sophia Di Martino
Helena
Elena Poulou
Astrid
Sean Lock
Nathaniel
Barry Adamson
Blackball
Mark E. Smith
Jesus Christ
Kris Mochrie
Matt
Paul Loughran
Ratcatcher
David Ononokpono
Linden
Margaret Henshaw
Delivery Woman
Chris Lindon
Malook
Emma Kearney
Jackie
Kate G. Laycy
Attractive Girl
Abi Eniola
Alex
Elianne Byrne
Amanda With The Weird Eyes
Ian Hallard
Owen
Peter Whittington
James
Wayne Docksey
Police Dog Handler
Eileen Essell
Mrs Coneybear
Michael Hugo
Liam
Marlon G. Day
Jim
Kay Purcell
Alice
Steven Blower
Clive
Reece Hampton
Flynn
George Ward
Ewan
Alisdair McKee
Leon
Di Botcher
Nicki's Mum (Voice Only)
Karl Lucas
Peter
Jonathan Aris
Rich
Sam Fletcher
Dinos
Dylan Edwards
Jake
Tanya Vital
Window Cleaner
Zoe Gardner
Monique
Tanveer Ghani
Ravi
Colin Parry
Lewis
Alan Yentob
Alan Yentob
Paul-Michael Giblin
Fireman
Robert Cohen
Stepan
Graham Fellows
Dr Persil
Rosie MacPherson
Dream Jenny
Mark McDonnell
Dream Brian
Daniel Hayes
Barry Two Mouths
John Robb
Ross
Mark Radcliffe
Josh
Paul Weller
Himself
Kara Tointon
Herself
Daniel Rigby
Hugh
Pooky Quesnel
Donna
Rula Lenska
The Red King
Ben Wheatley
Brother Ben
Tom Andrews
Weims