On screen
Cast
84 credited performers
Andy Townsend
Character not listed
Tom Hiddleston
Self - Player
Wayne Rooney
Self - Player
Louise Redknapp
Character not listed
Ally McCoist
Character not listed
Ewan McGregor
Character not listed
Peter Schmeichel
Self
Jermain Defoe
Self
Tom Grennan
Self - Player
Jill Scott
Self
Paddy McGuinness
Self
Leonardo Bonucci
Self
Richard Gadd
Self - Player
Edwin van der Sar
Self
Big Zuu
Self
Maisie Adam
Self - Player
Morgan Burtwistle
Self - Player
Joe Hart
Self
Bella Ramsey
Self
Vicky McClure
Self
Russell Watson
Character not listed
Chris Evans
Character not listed
Tess Daly
Character not listed
Tony Blair
Character not listed
Orlando Bloom
Character not listed
Robbie Williams
Character not listed
James Nesbitt
Character not listed
Gary Barlow
Character not listed
Al Murray
Character not listed
Heidi Range
Character not listed
Tyson Fury
Self
Harry Redknapp
Self
David James
Self
Steven Bartlett
Self
Alex Brooker
Self
Tony Duggan-Smith
Self
Steph Houghton
Self
Aaron Lennon
Self
Denise Lewis
Self
Mo Farah
Self
Gary Neville
Self
Sam Quek
Self
Paul Scholes
Self
Louis Tomlinson
Self
Michael Carrick
Self
Phil Jagielka
Self
Roman Kemp
Self
Jack Wilshere
Self
Tony Bellew
Self
Tobi Brown
Self
Martin Compston
Self
Bryan Habana
Self
Dermot Kennedy
Self
Kaylyn Kyle
Self
Gorka Marquez
Self
Nadia Nadim
Self
Livi Sheldon
Self
Nemanja Vidic
Self
Harry Kewell
Self
Noah Beck
Self
Carlos Tévez
Self
Robbie Keane
Self
John O'Shea
Self
David Trezeguet
Self
Nicky Byrne
Self
Kheira Hamraoui
Self
Asim Chaudhry
Self
Rivaldo
Self
Owen Cooper
Self - Player
GK Barry
Self - Player
Ali Krieger
Self - Player
Jen Beattie
Self - Player
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Self - Player
Damson Idris
Self - Player
Jordan North
Self - Player
Jordi Alba
Self - Player
Harry Aikines-Aryeetey
Self - Player
Joe Marler
Self - Player
Chris O'Dowd
Self - Player
Olly Murs
Self - Player
Usain Bolt
Self - Player
Sam Thompson
Self - Player
Simon Neil
Self - Player
Chloe Burrows
Self - Player