On screen
Cast
37 credited performers
Bill Fagerbakke
Patrick Star (voice)
Thomas F. Wilson
Cecil Star (voice)
Cree Summer
Bunny Star / Grandma Tentacles (voice)
Jill Talley
Squidina Star (voice)
Dana Snyder
GrandPat Star (voice)
Tom Kenny
SpongeBob / Harold / Slappy (voice)
Rodger Bumpass
Squidward / Daddy Dartfish / Crowd (voice)
Mr. Lawrence
Teensy Tom (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker
Derby Ghost 2 / Man / Jocks (voice)
Clancy Brown
Mr. Krabs (voice)
Sirena Irwin
Go Girl / Go Woman (voice)
Carolyn Lawrence
Sandy (voice)
Lori Alan
Pearl / Ventriloquist Dummy / Audience / Soldiers (voice)
Mary Jo Catlett
Mrs. Puff (voice) / Puffy (voice)
Gary Anthony Williams
Manager (voice)
Peter Bennett
Hans
John Gegenhuber
Caveman Jenkins (voice)
Carlos Alazraqui
Skip (voice)
Kate Higgins
Aunt Esmerelda (voice)
Brian Doyle-Murray
Flying Dutchman (voice)
Bob Joles
Baby Ray / Man Ray (voice)
John O'Hurley
King Neptune (voice)
Andrea Martin
Agnes Steelhead (voice)
Jenelle Lynn Randall
Recorded Voice (voice)
Eban Schletter
Teen Singer (voice)
Danny Giovannini
Tofu Todd (voice)
Stephen Hillenburg
Hans
Mike Bell
Santa Claus
Alexander Ward
Nosferatu
Gracen Newton
Fentin Finkle (voice)
Kevin Michael Richardson
Sir Urchin (voice)
Bootsy Collins
Self
Mark Rivers
Teen Singer (voice)
Henry Rollins
FitzPatrick (voice)
Bobcat Goldthwait
Shmandrake (voice)
Grey DeLisle
Elwood (voice)
Henry Winkler
Jeffy Tentacles (voice)