On screen
Cast
166 credited performers
Jake Canuso
Mateo
Janine Duvitski
Jacqueline
Tim Healy
Les / Lesley
Tony Maudsley
Kenneth
Adam Gillen
Liam
Sherrie Hewson
Joyce
Sheila Reid
Madge
Siobhan Finneran
Janice Garvey
Oliver Stokes
Michael
Steve Pemberton
Mick
Kenny Ireland
Donald
Paul Bazely
Troy
Hugh Sachs
Gavin
Johnny Vegas
Geoff Maltby
Shelley Longworth
Sam
Danny Walters
Tiger
Crissy Rock
Character not listed
Julie Graham
Sheron Dawson
Steve Edge
Billy
Bobby Knutt
Eddie
Nicholas Burns
Martin Weedon
Josh Bolt
Rob Dawson
Elsie Kelly
Noreen / Doreen
Abigail Cruttenden
Kate Weedon
Geoffrey Hutchings
Mel Harvey
Hannah Hobley
Chantelle Garvey
Margi Clarke
Character not listed
Kate Fitzgerald
Loretta
Nathan Bryon
Joey
John Challis
Monty
Robin Askwith
Marcus
Selina Griffiths
Pauline
Nathaniel Walker
Coolio Garvey
Sheridan Smith
Brandy
Leon Bainbridge
Coolio Garvey
Zane Bainbridge
Coolio Garvey
Perry Benson
Clive
Honor Kneafsey
Jodie
Asa Elliott
Himself
Julian Moore-Cook
Callum
Michelle Butterly
Trudy
Hannah Waddingham
Tonya
Alan David
Glynn
Nathan Byron
Joey
Jessica Ellerby
Amber
Kathryn Drysdale
Natalie
Bel Powley
Bianca
Charlotte Eaton
Terri
Paul Chan
Mr. Wu
Michael Fenton Stevens
Sir Henry
Joan Collins
Crystal Hennessy-Vass
Shane Richie
Sammy Valentino
Simon Greenall
Neville
Laila Zaidi
Cyd
Matthew Kelly
Cyril Babcock
Gareth Hale
Dennis
Norman Pace
Nigel
Nigel Havers
Stanley Keen
Louis Emerick
Norman the Doorman
Amanda Barrie
Psychic Sue
Alice Barlow
Annie
Milanka Brooks
Ionela
Mark Heap
Malcolm
Bobby Crush
Billy Sparkle
Ian Lindsay
Mr Dixon
Alba Ortega
Carmen
Javier Marzan
Passport control officer
Geoffrey McGivern
Beverley Westwood
Philip Olivier
Jason
Holly Earl
Elena
Leslie Jordan
Buck A. Roo
Derren Litten
Elvis
Nadia Sawalha
Melanie
Simon Ruston
Meatloaf Tribute
Jonathan Hawkins
Motown Jonathan
Antonio de la Cruz
Vladimir
Alex Childs
Caroline
Gary Oliver
Franco
Wendy Richard
Character not listed
Niky Wardley
Character not listed
Cilla Black
Character not listed
Ian Reddington
Jimmy Neptune
Siobhan Redmond
Character not listed
David Bradley
Character not listed
Shaun Dooley
Character not listed
Una Stubbs
Character not listed
Kate O'Mara
Character not listed
Frances Barber
Daisy
Kevin Bishop
The Original Peter Andre
Michael Starke
Dodgy Dave
Barry Chuckle
The Great Crostini's Great Assistant.
Paul Chuckle
The Great Crostini
Layton Williams
Larry
Elliott Jordan
Jack
Dhafer L'Abidine
Mohammed
Ken Morley
Herbert
John Nicholson
Karaoke Singer
Bruce Mackinnon
Jonty
Gary George
Himself
Alice Barry
Maureen
Antonio Gil
Casino Barman
Janet Street-Porter
Reporter
Elena Saurel
Spa Receptionist
Rustie Lee
Queenie
Ian Krankie
Pepe
Janette Tough
Agnes
Colin Hoult
Dirk
Neil McCaul
Jan De Groot
Jalleh Alizadeh
Nicole
David Avila
Airport Official
Harriet Webb
Tracey
Denise Black
Gloria
Martin Marquez
Juan the Vet
Txema Perez
Lorenzo
Loles León
Dolores
Ruth Madoc
Riannon
Caroline Riva
Pianist
Joe Ferrara
Policeman
Liam Shaw
Salvador
Joseph Balderrama
Dr. Bueno
Lesley Anne Cawood
Meatloaf Tribute
Roy Hudd
Maurice
Paul Bentall
Evelyn Pyke
Manal El-Feitury
Catalina
Stephen Marcus
José Luis
Angus Deayton
Grenville Titcombe
Gerald Kyd
Julio
Milo McCabe
Policeman
Oliver Maltman
Peter Andre Tribute
Danny Scheinmann
Dr. Lugo
Marc Marcus
Lionel Richie Tribute
Agustín Navarro
Mayor of Benidorm (Himself)
Jofre Alsina
Coach Driver
Phil Dunster
Ryan
Aykut Hilmi
Jose
Harman Singh
Punter
Toby Williams
Wolfgang
Nicholas Boulton
Beltoro Receptionist
George Shelley
Giles
Uri Geller
Himself
Sarah Baxendale
Jenny
Hemi Yeroham
Shifty
Jason Manford
André
David O'Reilly
Bean
Joséphine Berry
Marie Lavoie
Luca Chiarva
Faustino
Martyn Ford
Hercules
Chris Rogers
Eczema the Clown
Charlie Bird
Baby Jesus
Stuart Milligan
Rutger
Tony Hadley
Himself
Gina Fillingham
Lucy
David O'Kelly
Bean
Carol Decker
Herself
Barry Green
Mad Munk Morris
Jamie Noar
Delivery man
Apple Brook
Mrs. Cattleprod
Daniel Garcia
Airport Security Officer
Graeme Hawley
Simon Superfan
Rochelle Hamilton
Girl at Booth
Philip Pope
Winter Smallcock
Bobby Ball
Ron Pickford
James Lance
Angelo
Claire Sweeney
Maxine
Holly Johnson
Himself
David Cann
Maitre D'