On screen
Cast
23 credited performers
Lee Mack
Stuart
Ellie White
April
Patrick Baladi
Ted
Neil Fitzmaurice
Charlie
Sarah Hoare
Madonna
Geoffrey McGivern
Barry
Clive Russell
Willie
Samantha Spiro
Kate
Cecilia Noble
Sandy
Christian Brassington
Humphrey
Frances Barber
Patricia
Artwork unavailable
Paul Garner
Bareback78
Artwork unavailable
Rick Osman
Ron
Ray Fearon
Mike Bottford
George Fouracres
Customs Officer
Michelle Greenidge
Police Officer
Kishore Bhatt
Ferry Bar Manager
Cavan Clerkin
Simon
Artwork unavailable
Karl Schilg
Character not listed
Artwork unavailable
Madison Clare
Suki Morgan
Seeta Indrani
Dr Price
Artwork unavailable
Ciaran Dowd
Nurse Patrick
Robert Ryan
Hospital Visitor