On screen
Cast
391 credited performers
Brooke Shields
Susan Keane
Nestor Carbonell
Luis Rivera
Kathy Griffin
Vicki Groener
Barbara Barrie
Helen 'Nana' Keane
Judd Nelson
Jack Richmond
David Strickland
Todd Stities
Andrea Bendewald
Maddy Piper
Sherri Shepherd
Miranda Charles
Currie Graham
Nate Knaborski
Eric Idle
Ian Maxtone-Graham
Rob Estes
Oliver
Albie Selznick
Ben Rubenstein
Bill Stevenson
Pete Fontaine
Marty Nedboy
Leo
Karen Maruyama
Mrs. Fong
Fred Stoller
Hank
John P. Griffin
Ernie
Anthony Starke
Kip Richmond
Kyle T. Heffner
Jerry
Lisa Howard
Margo Richmond
Bryan Clark
Mr. Richmond
Swoosie Kurtz
Liz Miller Keane
Ray Baker
Bill Keane
Brett Cullen
Adam
Paul Cassell
Flip
Nicole Nagel
Kate
Howard George
Damon
Tom Smothers
Attica
Susan Ruttan
Nectarine Stites
Charlie Brill
Leon
Joan Rivers
Edie
Lane Napper
Lane
Kathy Ireland
Terri
Khalil Kain
Dwight
Claudette Sutherland
Mrs. Richmond
Mr. T
Arnie
Michael Kagan
Officer Kellogg
Devlin Mann
Devlin
Kim Sharpe
Kim
Nan Martin
Grandma Richmond
Luke Tarsitano
Kyle
Tiffany Taubman
Maggie
D. Elliot Woods
Fred
Benny S. Cannon
Phillip
Brian McNamara
Cooper Elliott
Frankie J. Allison
Sal
Chris Parnell
Waiter
Wendy Worthington
Officer Donna
Frederique van der Wal
Frederique
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Reverend Merriman
Steven Pierce
Francis
David Newsom
Kenny 'The Hammer' Fleming
Christopher Rich
Rep. Francis Shafer
Eric Bruskotter
Bob
Kimberly Quinn
Julie
Alfred Dennis
Rabbi Stern
Craig Thomas
Rick the Waiter
Allen Lulu
Martin
William Akey
Kurt the Waiter
Hope Allen
Randy
Michael Halpin
Ed the Band Leader
Pat Crawford Brown
Freida
Bill Ferrell
George
Christina Moore
Elizabeth
Stephanie Venditto
Ella
Cheryl Hines
Marla
Rick Springfield
Zach Hayword
Hulk Hogan
Hollywood Hogan
Robert Curtis Brown
Lester Pearson
David Rasche
Evan
Meagen Fay
Wendy
Howard S. Miller
James
John F. O'Donohue
Dirk
Ethan Wayne
Dr. Byron Glaser
Lee Weaver
Clyde
Ryan Fitzgerald
Jeff
Tony Bennett
Tony Bennett
Vernee Watson
Karen
Tom Poston
Mr. Vance
Steven Williams
Carl
Patrick Cranshaw
Kyle
Marjean Holden
Wendy
Fred Applegate
Caruso
Stuart Pankin
Andy Bevins
Gregory Jbara
Wallace
Justina Vail Evans
Gina
John Cothran
O'Rourke
Angelica Bridges
Anya
Caroline McWilliams
Liz Keane
Ed McMahon
Ed McMahon
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Kathleen McClellan
Mia
Bob Dole
Senator Bob Dole
Karri Turner
Marcy
Gregory White
Mr. Barnes
Kurt Fuller
Bill Keane
Robert Neary
John
Craig Branham
Paul
Michael Jeter
Lawrence Rosewood
Denise Gentile
Brenda
Philippe Bergeron
Claude
Owen McKibbin
Jason
Harris Fishman
Rob
Jennifer Williams
Audrey
Christopher Alessi
Geoffrey the Waiter
Hal Williams
Jim
Victor Wilson
Craig
Curtis Armstrong
Harvey
Robert Machray
Ernie
Aloma Wright
Rachel
Barry Cutler
Fred
Evonne Kezios
Sheila
Mary-Pat Green
Brenda
Alicia Anne
Barbara
Greta Fadness
Kim
Gayle Kellon Christensen
Jill
Linda Li
Basketball Player
Dana Lee
Chan
Pearl Huang
Mrs. Chan
Betty White
Midge Haber
Peg Phillips
Judge Cameron
Caroline Williams
Ms. Turner
Debbie James
Lacy
Cal Gibson
George
David Lee Smith
Dirk
Dean Robinson
Eddie
Beulah Quo
Dr. Ni
Rodney Dangerfield
Artie
Joseph Chapman
Dr. Ethan Sanders
Helaine Lembeck
Sandra
Melissa Samuels
Tracy
Jim Wise
Mike
Todd Royal
Clark
Jimmy Scaf
Sam
Sally Shore
Sally
Troy Spurlin
Troy
David Chokachi
Elliot
Malcolm Mazer
Paul
Joseph Tello
Frankie
Krikor Satamian
Mr. Papazian
Joe Hogan
Peter the Bar Patron
Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie O'Donnell
Dana Gould
Mike
Ashley Laurence
Pam
Joseph Cipriano
Guard
Dee Freeman
Audience Member
John Hostetter
Stage Manager
Ali Larter
Maddie
Deirdre O'Neil
Nancy
Robyn Donny
Wendy
Frances Bay
Mrs. Tidgely
Bill Erwin
Mr. Tidgely
Preston Maybank
McGuire
Bonnie Burroughs
Victoria
Carlos Del Olmo
Rosario
Robert Stack
Robert Stack
Sydney Bennett
Beth
Adam Lieberman
Jimmy the Bartender
Jennifer Joyce
Lana
Eddie Garcia
Enrique
Lori Loughlin
Paula
Matthew Mahaney
Lars the Bartender
Lynne Marie Stewart
Marion
Mary Deno
Greta
Ben Reed
Ranger Dave Stevens
Melanie Good
Sam
Gino Conforti
Apartment Manager
Bruno Campos
Carlos Rivera
Megan Blake
Cindy
David Jahn
Paul
Mark Murphy
Marc
Mark Daniel Cade
Waiter
Willie Brown
Mayor Willie Brown
John McEnroe
John McEnroe
Amy Smallman
Amy the Waitress
Mark Nelson
Paul
Shirley Prestia
Shirley
Ben Marley
Jim
Marci Brickhouse
Melissa
Michael Rapposelli
Ed
Shawn Hoffman
Coco
Jason D. Keller
Stu
Shane Keller
Lou
Julia Rose
Lena the Pretty Woman
Juanita Jennings
Ms. Hollins
Peter Paige
Neil Pomerantz
Patience Cleveland
Mrs. Lancaster
Ernie Lee Banks
Joe
Terrence Beasor
Minister Bogden
Stewart Rose
Mitch
Ross Malinger
Doug Naughton Jr.
Mary Pat Gleason
Edna
Heather Lauren Olson
Erica
Ben Diskin
Willie
Marcy Goldman
Connie
Yavone Evans
Nina
Adam Borstein
Elliott
Alfonso De Rose
Gino
Michael McLafferty
Ethan Clark
Andonia Katsaros
Emma
Tim Conway
Mickey
Rose Marie
Joy
Harvey Korman
Jimmy
Amanda Carlin
Adele
Jayson Creek
Malcolm
Michael Worth
Underwear Model
David Atkinson
Dave
Leonard Moss
Chuck
Dane Cook
Elliot
Rachele Baker
Jamie
Brent Ray Jones
Choir Director
Lana Lane
Vera
Phil Leeds
Chen
Steven Wollenberg
Deejay (voice)
Tony Curtis
Peter DiCaprio
Greg Baker
Michael
Mary Manofsky
Michelle
Alec Murdock
Honest Abe
Gregory Itzin
Bob
Barry Kramer
Zvi
Haskell V. Anderson III
Immigration Officer
Shawn Colvin
Shawn Colvin
Tim Lounibos
Officer Sakamoto
Brian Palermo
Larry the Paramedic
Chausey Lebron
Waitress
Vern Urich
Vern
Granville Van Dusen
Alan Piper
Mark Ankeny
Doc Simon
Patricia Place
Mrs. Feingold
Marshall Manesh
Bruzzi
Sophia Leikin
Lindsay
Christopher Stapleton
Officer Hardwick
Scott Fowler
Charlie
Ken S. Polk
Larry the Waiter
Michael Haywood Norris
Ernie the Bartender
Oliver Muirhead
Dr. Hale
Brian George
Mr. Verma
Fred Hunting
Richard
Romy Rosemont
Lynnette
Rick Cramer
Ulf
Frank Novak
Lenny
Maria O'Brien
Maria
Charlie Dell
Wade
Valorie Armstrong
Mrs. Madison
Steven Ford
Skip
Cindy Matta
Cindy
Claire Malis
Mrs. Shafer
Russ Fega
Artie
Marta Rubenstein
Marta
Melissa Chan
Roberta
James Henriksen
Gerald
Jeanette Miller
Susan
Xavier J. Nathan
Claude
Nellie Sciutto
Joyce
Parry Shen
Robert
Bobby Brewer
Teddy
Stephen Tobolowsky
Dr. Gerken
Dina Spybey-Waters
Gina
Kathleen Farrell
Cecelia
Michelle Crispin
Karen
J.D. Lewis
Mac the Bartender
Charity Nicole James
Kelli
Christopher Naoki Lee
Willie
L.A. Rothman
Carla
Jesse Stock
Drew
Christopher Burkott
Chaz
Lynsey Bartilson
Dina
Joyce Brothers
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Paul Hayes
Officer Crabb
Nancy Mura
Gina
Andrea Savage
Jenny
Mark Anthony LeGras
Mark
Dan Butler
Dr. Richards
Christopher Darga
Marvin the Clown
NiCole Robinson
Grace
Ellen Albertini Dow
Lily
Nancy Hower
Deb
Sam Gifaldi
Alex
Lindze Letherman
Faith
Nick Di Paolo
Jerome
Marian Mercer
Mrs. Richmond
Robert Morse
Uncle Bert
Ed Bernard
Officer Osgood
Julian Barnes
Edgar
Kristoff St. John
Patrick
Samantha Torres
Jill
Andy Brewster
Claude
Cynthia Mann
Sarah
Patricia Hurd
Kathleen Merrill
Corey Padnos
Billy
Katelin Petersen
Tracy
Alex Meneses
Rosie
Fabiana Udenio
Charmaine
J.P. Manoux
Lukaro
Nick DeMauro
Manny
Enrique Murciano
Enrique
E.J. De la Pena
Gregory
Greg Pitts
Chuck
Tricia O'Kelley
Polly
Blake Reed
Mike
Len Cordova
Richard
Edith Varon
Nurse Rovak
Jim Maniaci
Adam
Paul Kreppel
Darryl
John David Conti
Charles
Regan Burns
Jeff
Dwight Turner
Polyester
Carlton Elizabeth
Jeanine
Christopher Atkins
Tony
Mark Volman
Flo
Howard Kaylan
Eddie
Rachel Hunter
Meegan Garrity
Tim Bagley
Don
Martin Charles Warner
Izzy
Daniel Murray
Dan The Waiter
Mindy Cohn
Cindy
Trie Donovan
Ida
Tim Wrightman
Victor
Cullen Arroyo
Benji
Marcia Ann Burrs
Joyce the Maid
Arabella Field
Oxnard Stites
Annabelle Gurwitch
Yvette
Mark Sweet
Xander
Jamie Kaler
Sam
Warren Zevon
Warren Zevon
Shane Nickerson
Dave
Mark Steines
Eric
Mary Gillis
Irene
Aaron Paul
Zipper
Eric Kinder
Billy
Zack Hopkins
Landy
Spencer Klein
Jaron
Shia LaBeouf
Ritchie
Roy Jenkins
Kevin
Larry Sullivan
Daniel
Cindy Margolis
Cindy Margolis
Reggie Jackson
Reggie Jackson
Susan Chuang
Kim
Evgeniy Lazarev
Yuri
Ilia Volok
Viktor
Jim Jackman
Paul
Jordan Black
Lenny
Bryan Callen
Barry
James Lesure
David Gordon
Merrill Markoe
Miss Saunders
Jerry Lambert
Brent
Ralph Ahn
Mr. Norohito
Nayiri Ishakian
Hilda
Bill Idelson
Arthur
Ellen Greene
Harriet
Philip Falcone
Karl
T.J. Hoban
Kirk
Robert Alan Beuth
Howie
Teddy Lane Jr.
Robert
Elizabeth Matthews
Frances
Darius Boorn
Charlie
Kathryn Walker
Jenny
V. Ray Bodie
Tony
Larry Joe Campbell
Gus
Tony Brock
Rex
Robin Le Mesurier
Colin
Tad Wadhams
Nicky
Julieanne O'Connor
Esther
Heather Marie Marsden
Georgia
Robin McDonald
Sara
Telma Hopkins
Denise
Todd Susman
Dr. Siegal
Mike Grief
Vinny
Alicia Hoge
Joanie
Alex Draper
Mike
Keith Hamilton Cobb
Dr. Michael Bradstock
Giuliana Santini
Marcy
Nicole Sullivan
Claire
Krystal Benn
Allison
Nicole Harlan
Patti
Leif Garrett
Leif Garrett
Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer
Dario Franchitti
Dario Franchitti
Joel McCrary
Dale
Judy Toll
Wendy
Stephen DeRosa
Bryce
Marlon Young
Tom
Julia Sweeney
Rachel
Angela Chittenden
Paula
Sally Colon-Petree
Odelia
Jessica A O'Sullivan
Jessica
Ray Rodriguez
Ernesto
Jason St. Johns
Nossi
Nathanael S. Wilson
Fernando
Tom Bailey
John
Neriah Davis
Amy