On screen
Cast
52 credited performers
Michael Bentine
The Sandwich Man
Dora Bryan
Mrs. De Vere
Harry H. Corbett
Stage Door Keeper
Bernard Cribbins
Photographer
Diana Dors
First Billingsgate Lady
Artwork unavailable
Tracey Crisp
Girl in the Black Plastic Mac
Ian Hendry
Policeman Motor Cycle
Stanley Holloway
Park Gardener
Wilfrid Hyde-White
Lord Uffingham
Michael Medwin
Sewer Man
Ron Moody
Rowing Coach
Anna Quayle
Second Billingsgate Woman
Terry-Thomas
Scout Master
Norman Wisdom
Boxing Vicar
Suzy Kendall
Sue
John Le Mesurier
Religious Sandwich Man
Warren Mitchell
Gipsy Sid
Burt Kwouk
Ice Cream Man
Marianne Stone
Uncredited
Skip Martin
Edgar
Aubrey Morris
Cedric
Donald Wolfit
Car Salesman
David Buck
Steven
Alfie Bass
Yachtsman
Earl Cameron
Bus Conductor
Artwork unavailable
Leon Thau
Ram
Artwork unavailable
Hugh Futcher
Gogi
Peter Jones
Escapologist
Robert Lang
Waiter
David Lodge
Charlie
Ewen Solon
Blind Man
Sydney Tafler
First Fish Porter
Frank Finlay
Second Fish Porter
Ronnie Stevens
Drunk
Tony Tanner
Ferry Man
Fred Emney
Sir Arthur Moleskin
Peter Arne
Gentleman in Rolls Royce
Max Bacon
Chef
Artwork unavailable
Terry Brooks
Brian - Boy Scout
Gerald Campion
Fred - Sandwich Man in Suit of Armour
Michael Chaplin
Pavement Artist
Roger Delgado
Abdul - Carpet Seller
Artwork unavailable
Joe Gibbons
Ern - Man Driving Lawnmower
Artwork unavailable
Syd Harrison
Polar Bear Man
Artwork unavailable
Max Harrison
Kangaroo Man
John Junkin
Chauffeur
Jeremy Lloyd
Jeremy - the Guardsman
Artwork unavailable
Bartlett Mullins
George Pocket
Patrick Newell
River Bus Man
Artwork unavailable
Maureen Pryor
Character not listed
Michael Trubshawe
Guardsman
Neil Wilson
Traffic Warden