On screen
Cast
30 credited performers
Judy Tenuta
Joan
Michael Lerner
Mannie Green
Wil Shriner
Rod Van Horne
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
Dana Plato
Herself
Burt Ward
Himself
Erin Moran
Self
Rhonda Shear
Bridgette Oliver
Emo Philips
Character not listed
Ken Osmond
Ken Osmond
Matt Shea
Assistant at Audition
Deborah Theaker
Casting Lady
Artwork unavailable
Leah Stanko Mangum
Fan
Artwork unavailable
Jim Bruce
Stalker
Artwork unavailable
Lauren Alexander
Young Joan
Artwork unavailable
Emmy Collins
Homeless Pizza Thief
Artwork unavailable
Alex DeVorak
German Man
Artwork unavailable
Sean Dorgan
Abortion Protestor
Greg Glienna
Director at Audtion
Artwork unavailable
Joey Gyondla
Pizza Delivery Guy
Artwork unavailable
Bill Jenkins
Coco the Clown
Artwork unavailable
Ken Kleiber
Guy, The Waiter
Artwork unavailable
Amber J. Lawson
Mother in Park
Artwork unavailable
Jeff McLaughlin
Fan With Book
Artwork unavailable
Lanko Miyazaki
News Anchor
Artwork unavailable
Sanjay
Amrit Patel
Artwork unavailable
Ted Sroka
Guy on Street
Artwork unavailable
Desiree Titone
Mary Mundy
Artwork unavailable
Paul Tuminaro
Abortion Professor
Artwork unavailable
Worthie Meacham
Car Lot Drag Queen