On screen
Cast
18 credited performers
Tommy Wiseau
Patrick
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Isaiah LaBorde
Tim
Mark Valeriano
Georgie
Wayne Douglas Morgan
Captain Joe
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Raul Phoenix
Tony
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Erica Mary Gillheeney
Charlotte
Ashton Leigh
Sophia
Joseph Poliquin
Alex
Jeff Pearson
Dan Lancing
Kaleb Naquin
Roger
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Amber Nicole Dalton
Character not listed
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Billie Dalton
Character not listed
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Elaina Guidry
Melanie
Thomas Johnston
Paul
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Michael Appling
Alfonso (butcher)
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Violet Bucaro
Hot Girl/Betty
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Tracy Camp
Janice Jackson/Tammy
Artwork unavailable
Brett Justin Koppel
Collin