On screen
Cast
78 credited performers
John Cho
Harold Lee
Kal Penn
Kumar Patel
Paula Garcés
Maria
Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris
Elias Koteas
Sergie Katsov
Danneel Ackles
Vanessa Fanning
Thomas Lennon
Todd
Jake Johnson
Jesus
Danny Trejo
Mr. Perez
Austin Bickel
Kid in Line
Inga R. Wilson
Mom in Line
Eddie Kaye Thomas
Rosenberg
David Krumholtz
Seth Goldstein
Brett Gelman
T.V. Director
Patton Oswalt
Mall Santa
Artwork unavailable
Eric Kissack
Wafflebot (voice)
Amir Blumenfeld
Adrian
Bobby Lee
Kenneth Park
Artwork unavailable
Esteban Andres Cruz
Pepe Perez
Dana DeLorenzo
Becca the P.A.
David Burtka
David Burtka
Artwork unavailable
Gareth Reynolds
Heaven's Bartender
Artwork unavailable
Evan Mann
Heaven's Bartender
Richard Riehle
Santa Claus
Bennett Saltzman
Boris
Melissa Ordway
Gracie
Jordan Hinson
Mary
Artwork unavailable
Chernise Yvette
Topless Angel
Cassie Keller
Topless Angel
RZA
Lamar
Dan Levy
Reporter
Artwork unavailable
Marvin Cruz
Timo Perez
Artwork unavailable
Allyson Lengers
Wafflebot Kid
Artwork unavailable
Gabriel Anderson
Wafflebot Kid
Artwork unavailable
Shirley Benyas
Nana Perez
Artwork unavailable
Ashley Coss
Ava
Artwork unavailable
Chloe Coss
Ava
Artwork unavailable
Hannah Coss
Ava
Da'Vone McDonald
Latrell
Artwork unavailable
Tyler Nelson
Teen
Artwork unavailable
Tom Kruszewski
Teen
Artwork unavailable
Steven Clark
Teen
Hilary Anderson
Hot Teenage Girl
Yasen Peyankov
Yuri
John Hoogenakker
Gustav
Artwork unavailable
Tristan Canning
Noah
Artwork unavailable
David Rife
White Castle Employee
Artwork unavailable
Dave Davies
Church Security Guard
Artwork unavailable
Gabriella Dilone
Inez Perez
Artwork unavailable
Ripper Brown
St. Peter
Artwork unavailable
Megan Agrusa
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Bobby Amamizu
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Christine Babini
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Ashley Cinq-Mars
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Michelle Diterlizzi
Dancer
Marisa Dorchock
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Jenelle Engleson
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Aundrea Fant
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Jessie Lauryn Foutz
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Brittany Freeth
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Erin Gales
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Alicia Gilley
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Sarah Alice Burns
Dancer
Annika Ihnat
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Brandon Koepsell
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Jessica Lamarre
Dancer
Kandis Mak
Dancer
Marcy McCusker
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Cortney Millar
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Lindsey Oleary
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Rachel Omell
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Taylor Peters
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Jessica Provencher
Dancer
Katie Reese
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Lindsey Tuer
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Florence Vinger
Dancer
Artwork unavailable
Shawn Lee Vitale
Dancer
Chelsea Rebecca
Partygoer (uncredited)