On screen
Cast
48 credited performers
Vicki Pepperdine
Ellen
Johnny Vegas
Ray
Jack Carroll
Pete
Antonio Aakeel
Omar
Kevin Eldon
Ken
Asim Chaudhry
Irfan
Sarah Hoare
Amy
Nitin Ganatra
Malik
Tom Binns
Fortune Teller
Stephanie Fayerman
Gran
Hayley Tamaddon
Sara
Darshan Jariwala
Saftar
Artwork unavailable
Natalie Davis
Parveen
Peter Slater
Security Guard
Artwork unavailable
Janice Connolly
Barbara
Phil Ellis
Ice Cream Man
Artwork unavailable
Shila Iqbal
Nadia
Artwork unavailable
Steve Cain
Kevin
Neelam Bakshi
Tazim
Naithan Ariane
Sadiq
Artwork unavailable
Emily Spowage
Karen
Artwork unavailable
Christopher Hollinshead
Mike
Artwork unavailable
George Jewell Hanson
Young Pete
Artwork unavailable
Usaim Younnis
Young Omar
Artwork unavailable
Ali Khan
Ray's Wife
Artwork unavailable
Yogesh Virmani
Grandma Wakas
Artwork unavailable
Bhim Virmani
Grandad Waka
Artwork unavailable
Irfan Nazir
Hasma
Artwork unavailable
Ali Abbas
Akeel
Artwork unavailable
Sanjay Parka
Hamza
Artwork unavailable
Kamran Khan
Mohammed
Artwork unavailable
Atif Rehman
Abdul
Artwork unavailable
Teresa Mondo
Grandma Sajida
Artwork unavailable
Margaret Masood
Auntie Asma
Artwork unavailable
Ajmal Yousuf
Akeel / Aunty Eraj
Artwork unavailable
Mustafa Amir
Imran
Artwork unavailable
Saara Nawaz
Auntie
Artwork unavailable
Aarya Dalvi
Romana
Artwork unavailable
Natalie Davies
Parveen
Artwork unavailable
Eugene Rangayah
Uncle Bilal
Artwork unavailable
Jasvinder Jhumat
Super Sex Pen Model
Artwork unavailable
Meghan Carroll
Isobel
Artwork unavailable
Ella Foster
Girl in Arcade
Artwork unavailable
Daniel Wallace
Stacey
Artwork unavailable
Miroslav Andjelkovic
Tramp
Jason Redshaw
Tooty Frooty
Artwork unavailable
David Charles-Cully
Fruitty Licious
Dave Simon
Party Goer