On screen
Cast
30 credited performers
Robbie Coltrane
Francis Forbes Clunie
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Fiona Fullerton
Dr. Olive Branch
Jean Anderson
Mrs Napier
Craig Ferguson
Det. Sgt. Ure
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Aine O'Connor
Lauren McCall
Midge Ure
Gus McCurdie
Ron Donachie
Davie
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Jimmie MacGregor
Hughie
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Natasha Gerson
Nurse Josephine
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Eilidh Fraser
Nurse Betty
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Alec Heggie
McTaggart
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Bill Murdoch
Bald Santa
Jake D'Arcy
Drunken Bum
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Terry Neason
Krankie Woman
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Sheila Duffy
Newscaster
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Fenella Kerr
Reporter
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Moss Heights
Poor Joe Pavarotti
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Andrew Dallmeyer
Van Centre Manager
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Ken Manners
Van Washer
Jim Boyce
Dougie
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Allan Sharpe
Rab
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Michelle Esclapez
Mr McCurdie's PA
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Harry Glass
Newsvendor
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Rab Handleigh
Taxi Driver
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Seamus Gubbins
Bar Manager
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Garry Stewart
Bartender
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Ron Paterson
MC
Freddie Boardley
Tam Burlaine
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Allan Ross
Archie
Iain McColl
Marksman