On screen
Cast
38 credited performers
Parminder Nagra
Jesminder 'Jess' Kaur Bhamra
Keira Knightley
Juliette 'Jules' Paxton
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Joe
Anupam Kher
Mr. Bhamra
Shaheen Khan
Mrs. Bhamra
Archie Panjabi
Pinky Bhamra
Frank Harper
Alan Paxton
Juliet Stevenson
Paula Paxton
Shaznay Lewis
Mel
Ameet Chana
Tony
Pooja Shah
Meena
Artwork unavailable
Paven Virk
Bubbly
Preeya Kalidas
Monica
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Trey Farley
Taz
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Saraj Chaudhry
Sonny
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Imran Ali
Gary
Kulvinder Ghir
Teetu
Harvey Virdi
Teetu's Mum
Artwork unavailable
Ash Varrez
Teetu's Dad
Artwork unavailable
Adlyn Ross
Elderly Aunt
Shobu Kapoor
Polly
Zohra Sehgal
Biji
Ace Bhatti
Nairobi Grandson
Tanveer Ghani
Video Man
Nina Wadia
Wedding Guest
Gary Lineker
Himself
John Barnes
Himself
Alan Hansen
Himself
John Motson
Commentator
Gurinder Chadha
Woman in Park/Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Simon Clifford
Cup Final Referee (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Ray Donn
Man at Airport (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Andy Harmer
David Beckham (uncredited)
Jeff Mirza
Wedding Compere (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Panayiota Panteli
Cup Final Footballer (uncredited)
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Gill Penny
Victoria Beckham (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Bill Ridealgh
Man at Airport (uncredited)
Artwork unavailable
Tony Wood
Football Supporter (uncredited)